Dontfollowmeman 📯
@dontfollowmeman.bsky.social
It's just the username I came up with years ago idc if you follow me or not, 26, pan enby, he/she/they/it
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How to talk to tall people
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 AM
How to talk to tall people
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chat, how are we feeling about this?
(yes im changing his design again again again 🧍♂️)
(yes im changing his design again again again 🧍♂️)
February 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
chat, how are we feeling about this?
(yes im changing his design again again again 🧍♂️)
(yes im changing his design again again again 🧍♂️)
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jc denton at the supermarket:
jc: 'the hottest hot sauce ever'.
jc: incredible.
jc, turning his head to another bottle of hot sauce:
jc: 'there's never been a sauce as hot as this one'.
jc:
jc, stern: well one of you is lying.
jc: 'the hottest hot sauce ever'.
jc: incredible.
jc, turning his head to another bottle of hot sauce:
jc: 'there's never been a sauce as hot as this one'.
jc:
jc, stern: well one of you is lying.
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
jc denton at the supermarket:
jc: 'the hottest hot sauce ever'.
jc: incredible.
jc, turning his head to another bottle of hot sauce:
jc: 'there's never been a sauce as hot as this one'.
jc:
jc, stern: well one of you is lying.
jc: 'the hottest hot sauce ever'.
jc: incredible.
jc, turning his head to another bottle of hot sauce:
jc: 'there's never been a sauce as hot as this one'.
jc:
jc, stern: well one of you is lying.
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Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Pete Hegseth https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-pete-hegseth/
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Pete Hegseth https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-pete-hegseth/
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Dank schlechter Quoten: RTL erleichtert, dass kaum jemand antisemitischen Raab-Beitrag über Gil Ofarim gesehen hat www.der-postillon.com/2026/02/raab...
Dank schlechter Quoten: RTL erleichtert, dass kaum jemand antisemitischen Raab-Beitrag über Gil Ofarim gesehen hat
Köln (dpo) - Glück im Unglück! Nachdem ein Beitrag der "Stefan Raab Show" über Gil Ofarim mit antisemitischen Klischees für Kritik sorgte, zeigte sich
www.der-postillon.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Dank schlechter Quoten: RTL erleichtert, dass kaum jemand antisemitischen Raab-Beitrag über Gil Ofarim gesehen hat www.der-postillon.com/2026/02/raab...
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I used to think the Spice Girls were being paid off by Cuba because they kept singing about how they really, really wanted a bigger cigar
February 2, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I used to think the Spice Girls were being paid off by Cuba because they kept singing about how they really, really wanted a bigger cigar
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*video essayist at a restaurant*
"right, I'll have the garlic bread for a starter"
"excellent choice, and for your entree?"
"OH WE'LL GET TO THAT, OH DON'T YOU WORRY WE'LL GET TO THAT"
"right, I'll have the garlic bread for a starter"
"excellent choice, and for your entree?"
"OH WE'LL GET TO THAT, OH DON'T YOU WORRY WE'LL GET TO THAT"
January 30, 2026 at 1:45 PM
*video essayist at a restaurant*
"right, I'll have the garlic bread for a starter"
"excellent choice, and for your entree?"
"OH WE'LL GET TO THAT, OH DON'T YOU WORRY WE'LL GET TO THAT"
"right, I'll have the garlic bread for a starter"
"excellent choice, and for your entree?"
"OH WE'LL GET TO THAT, OH DON'T YOU WORRY WE'LL GET TO THAT"
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Yeah I can't entirely disagree with this.
January 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Yeah I can't entirely disagree with this.
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A caregiving social movement IS political.
The anti-ICE movement isn’t just about politics — it’s a caregiving social movement minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/30/t...
The anti-ICE movement isn't just about politics — it's a caregiving social movement • Minnesota Reformer
It’s a caregiving social movement based on relatedness and belonging.
minnesotareformer.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
A caregiving social movement IS political.
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Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.
January 31, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.
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Been wainting to draw these two together since I saw their first interaction a while ago. Fuck I love these two.
@spicymancer.bsky.social
@spicymancer.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Been wainting to draw these two together since I saw their first interaction a while ago. Fuck I love these two.
@spicymancer.bsky.social
@spicymancer.bsky.social
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
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Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo
Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo
BUFFALO, NY—Giving thanks for the hospitality shown to him and his family throughout his tenure with the team, recently terminated Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott reportedly expressed his grat...
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January 31, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo
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Everything Fans of the Show Need to Know About the Fallout Games hard-drive.net/everything-f...
January 28, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Everything Fans of the Show Need to Know About the Fallout Games hard-drive.net/everything-f...
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Wegen Menschenrechtslage in den USA: Katar droht mit WM-Boykott www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/kata...
Wegen Menschenrechtslage in den USA: Katar droht mit WM-Boykott
Deutschlands größte Tageszeitung der Welt
www.der-postillon.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Wegen Menschenrechtslage in den USA: Katar droht mit WM-Boykott www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/kata...
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Wonder Woman ✨️
January 26, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Wonder Woman ✨️
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Regime lässt auf eigene Bevölkerung schießen: Iran prüft Militärschlag gegen USA www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/iran...
Regime lässt auf eigene Bevölkerung schießen: Iran prüft Militärschlag gegen USA
Teheran, Washington (dpo) - Schlägt den Despoten in Washington bald die letzte Stunde? Angesichts der tödlichen Schüsse auf die eigene Bevölkerung hat
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January 26, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Regime lässt auf eigene Bevölkerung schießen: Iran prüft Militärschlag gegen USA www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/iran...
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