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Wrapping Christmas presents be like
December 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Wrapping Christmas presents be like
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Guy beside me is watching 5 Nights at Freddys and whistling the Toreadors March nonstop.
December 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Guy beside me is watching 5 Nights at Freddys and whistling the Toreadors March nonstop.
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🎶he sees you when you're sleeping
he knows when you're awake
his vision's based on movement
and the heat signature you make🎶
he knows when you're awake
his vision's based on movement
and the heat signature you make🎶
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 AM
🎶he sees you when you're sleeping
he knows when you're awake
his vision's based on movement
and the heat signature you make🎶
he knows when you're awake
his vision's based on movement
and the heat signature you make🎶
We don't morally censure, we just want the money.
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
We don't morally censure, we just want the money.
My crippled uncle took the car hours ago and said he'd be back kater to take me drinking.
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My crippled uncle took the car hours ago and said he'd be back kater to take me drinking.
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My variant cover for Superman/Spider-Man #1!
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My variant cover for Superman/Spider-Man #1!
So the new Marvel DC crossover has Black Cat and Power Girl teaming up.
I'm going to be very normal about this.
I'm going to be very normal about this.
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
So the new Marvel DC crossover has Black Cat and Power Girl teaming up.
I'm going to be very normal about this.
I'm going to be very normal about this.
I have to do a presentation Friday. I haven't done a presentation since 2018 so it's a bit stressful
December 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I have to do a presentation Friday. I haven't done a presentation since 2018 so it's a bit stressful
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Are you sick of seeing those inane Google AI responses? Go here to find out how to switch them off: tenbluelinks.org
How to Turn Off Google AI Overview and Set "Web" as Default
tenbluelinks.org
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Are you sick of seeing those inane Google AI responses? Go here to find out how to switch them off: tenbluelinks.org
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
It's weird, I go most of my life trying to avoid creepy perverts, and now the one time I need a creepy pervert, not a single creepy pervert to be found.
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It's weird, I go most of my life trying to avoid creepy perverts, and now the one time I need a creepy pervert, not a single creepy pervert to be found.
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This one's called "All Glory to Our Aquatic Comrades" and it's dedicated to those orcas who go around sinking big dirty boats and teaching their calves to do the same.
Prints are here: selkiesstudio.com/shop/orcastrate
Prints are here: selkiesstudio.com/shop/orcastrate
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
This one's called "All Glory to Our Aquatic Comrades" and it's dedicated to those orcas who go around sinking big dirty boats and teaching their calves to do the same.
Prints are here: selkiesstudio.com/shop/orcastrate
Prints are here: selkiesstudio.com/shop/orcastrate
I bought my dad a dvd about Knock and it took a real hard right turn, I'll tell ya that.
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I bought my dad a dvd about Knock and it took a real hard right turn, I'll tell ya that.
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Happy gentleman sleuths day #benoitblanc #wakeupdeadman
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Happy gentleman sleuths day #benoitblanc #wakeupdeadman
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I'm watching Poirot and I love the twist and reveal in this episode is "you're not Irish, American, or Irish-American! You're Canadian!"
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I'm watching Poirot and I love the twist and reveal in this episode is "you're not Irish, American, or Irish-American! You're Canadian!"
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
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November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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insane screenshot right here
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
insane screenshot right here
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
Finally got the electrical situation sorted in my work room.
Fucking house phone needed FOUR plugs. Four!
Fucking house phone needed FOUR plugs. Four!
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Finally got the electrical situation sorted in my work room.
Fucking house phone needed FOUR plugs. Four!
Fucking house phone needed FOUR plugs. Four!
The bullshit about DJ Carey is so fucking weird. I don't give a shit how good he was at hurling, he swindled cancer patients out of money. Nothing else matters.
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The bullshit about DJ Carey is so fucking weird. I don't give a shit how good he was at hurling, he swindled cancer patients out of money. Nothing else matters.
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Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.