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MF Doob
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Birds fan / Embiid stan / South Jersey equivalent to Florida Man

World record holding speedrunner

Independently studying ASL

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5 minutes after FIFA gives him a fake medal Trump wants to rename American football.
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Oh, it's the way the GOP grabs at an underage girl. I get it.
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I hope these kids stay friends and keep going to Sixers/Warriors games forever.
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
VJ Edgecombe for RotY

#Sixers #NBA
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Maxey sealing the deal ON DEFENSE???

#Sixers
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
VJ is him!

#Sixers
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Like clockwork, Draymond does everything he can to not play when Steph is out

#Sixers
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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VJ is Top 5 in Per Game stats, among all Rookies in

• Points
• Rebounds
• Assists
• Steals
• Block

We need the media agenda to push for ROY
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Looks like Slay and Howie were thinking the same thing

#FlyEaglesFly
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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A few MVP candidates, a former MVP, the greatest hypothetical QB of all time, and a loser who should be benched for Tanner McKee
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Maxey got a lot of rest today, which is wild to say because he still played 79 minutes during this B2B

#Sixers
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Feels like Philly has shot better from 3 than Washington has shot from the floor tonight

#Sixers
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
It's so funny that Washington is still down 20 while shooting like 4x the #Sixers FTs
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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this is going to be a fucking shitshow, lmao
Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs
The wholesaler is the latest company to file a lawsuit against a federal agency over the president's signature economic policy.
www.nbcnews.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Maxey is kinda like if SGA was fun to watch
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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That's uh ... yikes.

This is the second time in two games that Garnet Hathaway has taken a cheap shot from the Penguins.
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My king has so much love in his heart
Joel Embiid after scoring 18 points in 30 minutes against Atlanta tonight on his availability this season:

“I do feel bad. … I will do anything just to play one game of basketball.”

#sixers
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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TBF, Saquon listening to AI, like the AWS commercial suggests, could also explain a few things.
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Fifteen minutes later, Nick Nurse called timeout in the funniest way I've ever seen.
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The Hawks losing on Johnson missing his 20th free throw would be so poetic

#Sixers
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Nick Nurse crash out when the refs didn't grant him a timeout to advance the ball and set up a play.
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Perfect shot of the ref simultaneously calling possession for both teams, we love NBA officials don't we folks
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I love that the #Sixers get the moral victory from that ignored timeout, I still want them to get the actual victory though
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Nick Nurse is going to rip that refs throat out with his teeth

#Sixers
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Bigger Dom is always grinding

#Sixers
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM