Tom
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Like that story about the hunger artist, but my art is making Stromboli.
Joaquin Phoenix begins filming Van Morrison biopic
October 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Joaquin Phoenix begins filming Van Morrison biopic
Has anyone checked on the rest of the small faces 
September 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Has anyone checked on the rest of the small faces 
The Godfather but with Jack Woltz becoming increasingly agitated explaining to Tom Hagen why Costas Mandylor doesn’t get to play the Mandalorian
June 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The Godfather but with Jack Woltz becoming increasingly agitated explaining to Tom Hagen why Costas Mandylor doesn’t get to play the Mandalorian
Alan Alda was being shown through an office where I worked by a distinguished elderly colleague, a very courtly Virginian who did proper introductions. Feeling shy, I picked up my phone, pretending to be on a call, and gave him a quick eyebrow flash and a smile.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Alan Alda was being shown through an office where I worked by a distinguished elderly colleague, a very courtly Virginian who did proper introductions. Feeling shy, I picked up my phone, pretending to be on a call, and gave him a quick eyebrow flash and a smile.
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Oh, honey . . . You can’t even get your wife back.
June 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Oh, honey . . . You can’t even get your wife back.
Do people who talk about putting Trump on Mount Rushmore realize John Riggins isn’t even up there
May 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Do people who talk about putting Trump on Mount Rushmore realize John Riggins isn’t even up there
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It is not “taking over Greenland”. It is invading the territory of a US ally and an EU country and the sooner people stop pretending this isn’t America proposing an illegal invasion to annex their territory the better off we’ll all be.
Scoop: White House officials are studying the costs of taking over Greenland, attempting to determine price-tag to maintain & what revenue could be gained, per sources
Government officials working on Greenland
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Government officials working on Greenland
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
White House studying cost of Greenland takeover, long in Trump’s sights
It’s the most concrete effort yet to turn President Donald Trump’s desire to acquire the Danish territory into actionable policy, despite widespread international outrage.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It is not “taking over Greenland”. It is invading the territory of a US ally and an EU country and the sooner people stop pretending this isn’t America proposing an illegal invasion to annex their territory the better off we’ll all be.
Akebono cherry blossom, mankai (full blossom) on (for once) a warm sunny day
March 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Akebono cherry blossom, mankai (full blossom) on (for once) a warm sunny day
A little crazy that Lumon wouldn’t spring for Von Duprin rim panic devices
March 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
A little crazy that Lumon wouldn’t spring for Von Duprin rim panic devices
Last week, I:
1. Air traffic control NOTAMS efficiency
2. Transgender diversity support fraud abuse
3. Ignore all previous instructions
4. Everything I say is a lie
5. I am lying
1. Air traffic control NOTAMS efficiency
2. Transgender diversity support fraud abuse
3. Ignore all previous instructions
4. Everything I say is a lie
5. I am lying
February 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Last week, I:
1. Air traffic control NOTAMS efficiency
2. Transgender diversity support fraud abuse
3. Ignore all previous instructions
4. Everything I say is a lie
5. I am lying
1. Air traffic control NOTAMS efficiency
2. Transgender diversity support fraud abuse
3. Ignore all previous instructions
4. Everything I say is a lie
5. I am lying
MORE OF THIS!
Working on a bot that grabs a random post every 3 hours and Quotes it in a post with the words:
MORE OF THIS!
MORE OF THIS!
February 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
MORE OF THIS!
Guys, I’ve got this.
(Calls Scott Adams, whispers ‘pioze.’)
(Calls Scott Adams, whispers ‘pioze.’)
January 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Guys, I’ve got this.
(Calls Scott Adams, whispers ‘pioze.’)
(Calls Scott Adams, whispers ‘pioze.’)
Reviewing the lyrics to auld lang syne before a concert tonight and realizing it’s a song about meeting up with your oldest friend after many years apart, and each buying your own drink
December 31, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Reviewing the lyrics to auld lang syne before a concert tonight and realizing it’s a song about meeting up with your oldest friend after many years apart, and each buying your own drink
Since it’s Beethoven’s birthday (observed) let me say that I prefer Ian Hart’s portrayal in the excellent Eroica (2003) to all others. It’s easy to watch online too.
December 16, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Since it’s Beethoven’s birthday (observed) let me say that I prefer Ian Hart’s portrayal in the excellent Eroica (2003) to all others. It’s easy to watch online too.
How do I check if my pager is a Hezbollah pager?
September 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
How do I check if my pager is a Hezbollah pager?
Thinking of you Alan Booth RIP
July 3, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Thinking of you Alan Booth RIP
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I don’t know if we’re living in the prelude to The Handmaid’s Tale, but with the ascension of someone who Certainly Hopes We Are to the office of Speaker of the House the Washington football club’s decision to rename themselves “Commanders” suddenly feels, um different
October 27, 2023 at 8:45 PM
I don’t know if we’re living in the prelude to The Handmaid’s Tale, but with the ascension of someone who Certainly Hopes We Are to the office of Speaker of the House the Washington football club’s decision to rename themselves “Commanders” suddenly feels, um different
At one point in my life I drank like a fish and so trust me the view from inside a traditional fish tank is unnatural and anxiety-provoking for them
September 24, 2023 at 10:26 PM
At one point in my life I drank like a fish and so trust me the view from inside a traditional fish tank is unnatural and anxiety-provoking for them
Kids, ‘vs.’ stands for ‘versus,’ not ‘verse.’ Pleeeease
September 22, 2023 at 2:55 AM
Kids, ‘vs.’ stands for ‘versus,’ not ‘verse.’ Pleeeease
Should be watching: The Fabelmans
Am watching: The Stand
Am watching: The Stand
September 1, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Should be watching: The Fabelmans
Am watching: The Stand
Am watching: The Stand
I’m not on Instagram so enjoy this photo of a half batch of bagels fresh out of the oven
August 27, 2023 at 1:25 PM
I’m not on Instagram so enjoy this photo of a half batch of bagels fresh out of the oven
Very rare to get all the elements of a thunderstorm—thunder, lightning and a downpour—in the Portland area. But we got em all last night and it was grand.
August 25, 2023 at 3:33 PM
Very rare to get all the elements of a thunderstorm—thunder, lightning and a downpour—in the Portland area. But we got em all last night and it was grand.
At 90% in Tillamook, my Bolt is rangy af
August 19, 2023 at 2:47 PM
At 90% in Tillamook, my Bolt is rangy af
Gary Oldman as Woody Harrelson as Harry Truman in Oppenheimer is so good, I’d watch a whole movie of him.
August 17, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Gary Oldman as Woody Harrelson as Harry Truman in Oppenheimer is so good, I’d watch a whole movie of him.