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If a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes, they'd negotiate it down to 1 wish—then wish for something they think Republicans will like

Democrats continue to prove the stereotype of being feckless appeasers, and we're all worse off for it. We need a true opposition party more than ever—because this aint it
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
An oldies tape he got at a gas station that went out of business in ‘88
What is Dad playing?
September 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I did not think that threats and bullying would work this well, I have to say. Mea culpa.
September 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Those pansies who defeated Hitler changed the name of the Department of War to the Department of Defense. But don't worry, a draft dodger who says soldiers are suckers and losers is going to change it back
September 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Remember when “American History X” was just a movie?
August 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Working at a gym, I was written up for asking a Fox affiliate news anchor for his membership number.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Anti-trans protestors kicking off pride month outside of my kids elementary school. Yay 🙄
June 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We bought 4 “Extra Comfort” seats on @hawaiianairlines.bsky.social to ensure we fly with our kids. They changed planes (happens) and put our 2yo rows away from us. Went to fix, told we’d have to pay (👎), said they fixed, and now we have no seat assignments. Burned even when you play by their rules.
May 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
lol. I was just making a corrupt pope joke and end up predicted the future.
Pope Leo XIV
May 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Putting out an APB: Is there an immigration attorney who is currently awake and can speak for a few minutes? A student of mine has an emergency situation. DMs are open.
cc @chrisgeidner.bsky.social @mjsdc.bsky.social @annabower.bsky.social @kevinmkruse.bsky.social @kenwhite.bsky.social
April 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
“I’m not Martin Luther king, I’m Malcolm X”

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jNe58y/
#magist #fyp #thisisamerica
TikTok video by whoiskingtrivv
www.tiktok.com
April 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Oh, you are posting years old videos of Hegseth denouncing others for sloppy security practices?
Joke's on you. He was drunk during most of those appearances.
March 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Friends with government health care are always shocked when I tell them our annual ER trip (two fearless young kids) runs as $1500-2000. More if the doctors actually do something beyond flushing, dressing, and writing a script.
March 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
10 Dem cowards that I will donate against in the primaries

Ami Bera—California
Ed Case—Hawaii
Jim Costa—California
Laura Gillen—New York
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez—Washington
Jim Himes—Connecticut
Chrissy Houlahan—Pennsylvania
Marcy Kaptur—Ohio
Jared Moskowitz—Florida
Tom Suozzi—New York
March 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
No joke, I told my therapist how much I admire Dave Bautista this past week. He’s talented as all hell, and insofar a good person. I wish I could have half his confidence.
Bautista for U.S. Senate 2026
March 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Vince Vaughn is likely free
Pitch: Thinly disguised “Citizen Kane” style biopic about Elon Musk - but instead of starring a genius young actor, deliberately cast a very uncharismatic, bloat-bodied, empty faced, middle aged failure to accurately portray his completely wasted wreckage of a personality onscreen.
February 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Public health PSA frens as botulism can paralyze and kill you: Tuna Recall Hits Costco, Trader Joe's, and More Over Botulism Risk www.eatthis.com/tuna-recall-...
February 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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X is a sans serif swastika.
February 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My kids school is 100% no-cost lunch. No means testing to cause shame. It’s also a neighborhood school for two low-income apartment complexes. A lot of their friends will be hurt.
Rep. Rich McCormick defends the potential impacts of the White House's federal aid freeze on school lunch programs by suggesting that some children should be working instead of receiving free lunch.
Republican congressman suggests some children receiving free school lunches should work at McDonald’s instead
Rep. Rich McCormick said that the freeze on federal funding would allow the government to do a top-down review of programs including free school lunches.
www.nbcnews.com
January 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I love how the Eve 6 guy looks like he was in a 2000s New Jersey hardcore band, but instead, he was on the Can’t Hardly Wait soundtrack.
Blue Sky! We are doing 3 shows in NYC, Philly and Baltimore in February with New Jersey's own Titus Andronicus. We are calling this "tour" Here's To Three Nights because we are very clever. Presale starts now! Go to eve6.com and enter password: herestothreenights
December 3, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Toddlers think we can hear their inner monologue. This is why whenever they ask you to do something, they immediately yell at you for doing it the wrong way.
November 29, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Another example on why leaving Texas for my young kids future was the smart move.
November 19, 2024 at 4:32 PM
I need a playlist of non-spiritual inspirational pop songs.
October 29, 2024 at 7:16 PM
If don’t get the feels every time you see a clip of Taylor Swift giving the “22” hat to Bianka Bryant, I don’t want to know you.
August 8, 2024 at 5:59 PM