Dr. Brian MD
@drbrianmd.bsky.social
Doctor of science and other such things.
With all the injuries I’m not really expecting a deep playoff run but if they lose to the Bears tonight I’m driving my car through an Arby’s.
January 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
With all the injuries I’m not really expecting a deep playoff run but if they lose to the Bears tonight I’m driving my car through an Arby’s.
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we need to entertain the possibility the ole miss kicker is doing side quests during the game
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
we need to entertain the possibility the ole miss kicker is doing side quests during the game
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Miami offensive gameplan:
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-kickflip (??????)
-punch
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-kickflip (??????)
-punch
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January 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Miami offensive gameplan:
-punch
-punch
-punch
-punch
-kickflip (??????)
-punch
-punch
-punch
-punch
-punch
-punch
-kickflip (??????)
-punch
-punch
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he sees you when you’re sleeping
he knows when you’re awake
he’s an anthro po morphic bobcat
and he wants to eat your steak
he knows when you’re awake
he’s an anthro po morphic bobcat
and he wants to eat your steak
January 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
he sees you when you’re sleeping
he knows when you’re awake
he’s an anthro po morphic bobcat
and he wants to eat your steak
he knows when you’re awake
he’s an anthro po morphic bobcat
and he wants to eat your steak
70 hour work week during a holiday while sick and my body is so confused
January 4, 2026 at 4:59 AM
70 hour work week during a holiday while sick and my body is so confused
Kirby thinks he’s Marcus
January 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Kirby thinks he’s Marcus
Wow can’t believe the team that hasn’t looked like a playoff team since September is losing 31-3 wow
January 1, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Wow can’t believe the team that hasn’t looked like a playoff team since September is losing 31-3 wow
The amount of moronic fan theories I have seen about Stranger Things the past month makes me think we should probably just stop making TV shows.
January 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
The amount of moronic fan theories I have seen about Stranger Things the past month makes me think we should probably just stop making TV shows.
Stranger Things Finale Thoughts:
January 1, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Stranger Things Finale Thoughts:
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I’m in the stands with the dumbest Miami fans alive, we’re all eating paint chips from a bucket and yelling “rent free!” because it feels good, later we’re going to the worst bar you’ve ever seen and getting into a fight with a guy named Dante
January 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I’m in the stands with the dumbest Miami fans alive, we’re all eating paint chips from a bucket and yelling “rent free!” because it feels good, later we’re going to the worst bar you’ve ever seen and getting into a fight with a guy named Dante
Did Ohio State actually suck ass?
January 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Did Ohio State actually suck ass?
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The coach taking USC to Alamo Bowls and Las Vegas Bowls, with a Cotton Bowl loss to Tulane mixed in, wanted out of the Notre Dame series for playoff purposes.
December 31, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The coach taking USC to Alamo Bowls and Las Vegas Bowls, with a Cotton Bowl loss to Tulane mixed in, wanted out of the Notre Dame series for playoff purposes.
And he will kill again
December 31, 2025 at 5:55 AM
And he will kill again
Franklin won 10 games a year
Lincoln is the new James Franklin.
December 31, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Franklin won 10 games a year
Football is best played in optimal conditions but my big dumb meatball brain loves NFL football played in freezing miserable conditions and it’s something I won’t budge on
Rivalries aren't better because it's cold
Packers - Bears on grass in rain, sleet, or snow since 1921 and the trophies they play for are named Halas and Lombardi.
December 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Football is best played in optimal conditions but my big dumb meatball brain loves NFL football played in freezing miserable conditions and it’s something I won’t budge on
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Malik keep, run, score, leap
December 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Malik keep, run, score, leap
Maybe the most amount of sympathy I can muster up for Penn State is feeling happy for the players, this season sucked so getting to dunk Dabo in the toilet to end the year has to feel great.
December 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Maybe the most amount of sympathy I can muster up for Penn State is feeling happy for the players, this season sucked so getting to dunk Dabo in the toilet to end the year has to feel great.
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I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
Since December the amount of joy I’ve experienced making new holiday traditions with my kids family and girlfriend and the amount of rage the football teams I like are heading into opposite directions WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION
December 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Since December the amount of joy I’ve experienced making new holiday traditions with my kids family and girlfriend and the amount of rage the football teams I like are heading into opposite directions WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION
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Yeah I heard your mom likes many men
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Yeah I heard your mom likes many men
Alabama kicked the shit out of Notre Dame so bad that Brian Kelly’s strategy for the next decade in these games was minimize the margin of loss by any means necessary
7 straight double-digit big bowl losses spanning 20+ years (i wrote this two days BEFORE the seventh)
Notre Dame’s New Tradition Is Getting Its Ass Kicked in Big Bowl Games
The Fighting Irish keep getting invited to college football’s most important and prestigious postseason games. They keep losing—by a lot.
www.theringer.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Alabama kicked the shit out of Notre Dame so bad that Brian Kelly’s strategy for the next decade in these games was minimize the margin of loss by any means necessary
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"I think we're still on the air Tim"
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"I think we're still on the air Tim"
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭