Dr. Brian MD
@drbrianmd.bsky.social
Doctor of science and other such things.
Kirby thinks he’s Marcus
January 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Kirby thinks he’s Marcus
Wow can’t believe the team that hasn’t looked like a playoff team since September is losing 31-3 wow
January 1, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Wow can’t believe the team that hasn’t looked like a playoff team since September is losing 31-3 wow
The amount of moronic fan theories I have seen about Stranger Things the past month makes me think we should probably just stop making TV shows.
January 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
The amount of moronic fan theories I have seen about Stranger Things the past month makes me think we should probably just stop making TV shows.
Stranger Things Finale Thoughts:
January 1, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Stranger Things Finale Thoughts:
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I’m in the stands with the dumbest Miami fans alive, we’re all eating paint chips from a bucket and yelling “rent free!” because it feels good, later we’re going to the worst bar you’ve ever seen and getting into a fight with a guy named Dante
January 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I’m in the stands with the dumbest Miami fans alive, we’re all eating paint chips from a bucket and yelling “rent free!” because it feels good, later we’re going to the worst bar you’ve ever seen and getting into a fight with a guy named Dante
Did Ohio State actually suck ass?
January 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Did Ohio State actually suck ass?
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The coach taking USC to Alamo Bowls and Las Vegas Bowls, with a Cotton Bowl loss to Tulane mixed in, wanted out of the Notre Dame series for playoff purposes.
December 31, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The coach taking USC to Alamo Bowls and Las Vegas Bowls, with a Cotton Bowl loss to Tulane mixed in, wanted out of the Notre Dame series for playoff purposes.
And he will kill again
December 31, 2025 at 5:55 AM
And he will kill again
Franklin won 10 games a year
Lincoln is the new James Franklin.
December 31, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Franklin won 10 games a year
Football is best played in optimal conditions but my big dumb meatball brain loves NFL football played in freezing miserable conditions and it’s something I won’t budge on
Rivalries aren't better because it's cold
Packers - Bears on grass in rain, sleet, or snow since 1921 and the trophies they play for are named Halas and Lombardi.
December 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Football is best played in optimal conditions but my big dumb meatball brain loves NFL football played in freezing miserable conditions and it’s something I won’t budge on
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Malik keep, run, score, leap
December 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Malik keep, run, score, leap
Maybe the most amount of sympathy I can muster up for Penn State is feeling happy for the players, this season sucked so getting to dunk Dabo in the toilet to end the year has to feel great.
December 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Maybe the most amount of sympathy I can muster up for Penn State is feeling happy for the players, this season sucked so getting to dunk Dabo in the toilet to end the year has to feel great.
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I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
Since December the amount of joy I’ve experienced making new holiday traditions with my kids family and girlfriend and the amount of rage the football teams I like are heading into opposite directions WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION
December 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Since December the amount of joy I’ve experienced making new holiday traditions with my kids family and girlfriend and the amount of rage the football teams I like are heading into opposite directions WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION
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Yeah I heard your mom likes many men
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Yeah I heard your mom likes many men
Alabama kicked the shit out of Notre Dame so bad that Brian Kelly’s strategy for the next decade in these games was minimize the margin of loss by any means necessary
7 straight double-digit big bowl losses spanning 20+ years (i wrote this two days BEFORE the seventh)
Notre Dame’s New Tradition Is Getting Its Ass Kicked in Big Bowl Games
The Fighting Irish keep getting invited to college football’s most important and prestigious postseason games. They keep losing—by a lot.
www.theringer.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Alabama kicked the shit out of Notre Dame so bad that Brian Kelly’s strategy for the next decade in these games was minimize the margin of loss by any means necessary
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"I think we're still on the air Tim"
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"I think we're still on the air Tim"
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
Taught my kids “Eat shit Pitt” about a month ago and they still randomly will stop what they’re doing and yell it as loud as they can
December 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Taught my kids “Eat shit Pitt” about a month ago and they still randomly will stop what they’re doing and yell it as loud as they can
Eat shirt nerd
Why the fuck is everybody dropping off their kid at school personally like a little chauffeur? Put them on the fucking bus, you're not a fuckin driver. You're not a fucking slave.
December 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Eat shirt nerd
Sort of all around nightmare scenario
December 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Sort of all around nightmare scenario
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ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
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One Tide-ing Moment
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
One Tide-ing Moment