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I really, really, really like puns and dad jokes. @[email protected]
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catbus.phd
when the server delivers breadsticks to the table
Animorphs: The Absolute cover by David B Mattingly showing a boy transforming into a duck
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery
March 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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nicsigni.bsky.social
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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actuallyfunnymemes.bsky.social
A meme with a caption that says: "Me Googling the number that just called me instead of answering." Then the image shows Gandalf typing intently on his laptop. 😆
January 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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hard-drive.net
YOUR OWN
PERSONAL
COPY OF SUPER MARIO 64
January 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
adding a person's generation as a modifier when you're insulting them is so funny. yeah you uh, you born-within-a-span-of time piece of shit
January 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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alexblechman.bsky.social
Paul Atreides in a trance, simultaneously savoring the genetic memory of every single Dorito eaten by humanity’s ancestors
January 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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eve6.bsky.social
If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright
December 22, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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nora.zone
when cats curl up so much their faces go upside down rt if you agree
December 23, 2024 at 10:39 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will
"Eggnog In The Name Of" Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that burn yule logs Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that bum yule logs Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that bum yule logs Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that bum yule logs Eggnog in the name of! Pumpkin pies, our gifts untied, we're drinking the nog all through Christmas night Gifts untied, there's pumpkin pies, we're drinking that nog all through Christmas night Pumpkin pies, our gifts untied, we're drinking the nog all through Christmas night Gifts untied, there's pumpkin pies, we're drinking that nog all through Christmas night Yeah! Come on! Yes please, I would like some more eggnog! Yes please, I would like some more eggnog! Yes please, I would like some more eggnog! Yes please, I would like some more eggnog! Yes please, I would like some more eggnog! Yes please, I would like some more eggnog! Yes please, I would like some more eggnog! Yes please, I would like some more eggnog! Merry Christmas! Uggh!
December 23, 2024 at 6:29 AM
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treadres.bsky.social
It also makes it harder for them to ban books.
December 22, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
imo messaging apps should not just tell you if your message has been read but also (through the power of modern facial recognition technology) describe the face the person made when they read it
December 14, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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tiny.baby
Anybody on here ever go to the bathroom
December 14, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
OH WELL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SEKELETON DECKED O UT IN THEIR BEST BOW TIE FOR DA HOLIDAY'S AND THERE SAYEN: EVERYTHING COULD BE FIND IF RICH PEOPLE HAD SLIGHTY LESS MONEY OH WELL GUESS IMPROVING THE WORLD IS IMPOSSIBLE - TO A BILLONAIRE, THERE PSYCHIC SELF WORTH IS LITERALLY THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT THEY HAVE AND TO DIMINISH THEIR MONEY IS TO DIMINISH THEIR OWN SELF IMAGE - HOW CAN THEY CONVINCE THEM SELFS TO GIVE EVEN A PENNY AWAY IF THEY KNOW THEY ARE SO INTRINSICALLY WORTHLESS THAT IF THEY HAVE NO MONEY THEY HAVE NOTHING - NO COMPASSION, NO FRIENGSHIP, NO LOVE, EMPTY SHELL, EMPTY VESSEL - TO BE A BILLIONAIR MEAN'S YOU HAVE LESS WARMTH INSIDE YOUR SOUL THAN A SINGLE BUG WHO WOULD GIVE HALF A CRUMB TO THERE BROTHER WERE HE HUNGRY - IF YOU FOUND A LEECH ON YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SWAM OUT OF A LAKE YOU WOULDN'T TELL EVERYONE YOU WERE PROUD OF HOW MUCH BLOOD IT SUCKED AND SAY ITS WHAT AMERICA IS REALLY ABOUT, IF YOU FOUND A HUMAN SHAPED DEMON YOU WOULD AT LEAST CONSIDER AN EXORCISM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
IF YOUR THE JURY ITS UP TO YOU - dashare.zone ADMIN
A COOL SKELTON HOLDEN A BAD A$$ SWORD THAT THEY GOT AT DA FLEA MARKET AND THERE EXCITED TO SHOW PEOPLE BUT NOT EVERY ONE APPRECATES DA WORK THAT GOES INTO MAKING A BEUTIFUL PEACE OF STEEL, AND DA TEXT SAYS "JURY NULLFICATION, THE PEOPLES COURT, DRUG POSESSION, TRESSPASSING, COWORKER BROUGHT IN A SWORD FOR DISPLAY AND DIDENT EVEN TAKE IT OUT OF ITS CABARD, JAY WALKING, DEMON CEO SENT BACK TO HELL, POSESSION OF BLADE IN EXCESS OF 4", IF YOU DONT THINK IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL, TELL DA JUDGE NOT GUILTY MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF ITS SO ILEGAL THEN WHY DO THEY SELL THE SWORDS TO BEGIN WITH ,YOU COULD REASONABLY EXPECT THAT IF YOU CAN BUY IT THEN ITS OK TO OWN, THATS THE SOCIAL CONTRACT OF A PURCHASE, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY A JURY IS MADE UP OF PEOPLE, A COMPANY IS MADE UP OF PEOPLE, IF A COMPANY IS EVIL THEN ITS LEADERS HAVE DECIDED TO COMMIT EVIL DEED'S FOR PROFIT ,SOMETIMES THE MORAL DECISION AINT TO GO ALONG WITH WHAT DA RULLING CLASS TELLS YOU THEY WANT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 9, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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catbus.phd
haven't seen this classic here yet
The Best Gorilla Joke of 1897 Gorilla: Did you hear about the gorilla who escaped from the zoo? Zookeeper: No, I did not. Gorilla: That is because I am a quiet gorilla [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
December 7, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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irish-pickle.bsky.social
December 5, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
OR 14 HOUR'S EITHER ONE WHAT EVER JUST READ DA ALT TEXT ON ALL MY POST'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKULL THINKEN ABOUT FIXEN THERE LIFE AND IT SAY'S "IF I COULD SLEEP 10 HOUR'S EVERY DAY MOST OF MY PROBLEM'S WHOULD GO AWAY" AND THEY WOUD, BETTER MOOD, LESS HUNGEY, SMARTER MIND, SMARTER DECISION'S, BUT HOW TO YOU HAVE THE FUCKEN TIME TO DO IT BETWEEN WORK AND COOKEN FOOD AND WASHEN DISHES AND WASHEN LAUNDEY AND 2 HOUR'S OF NO COMPUTER BEFORE BED OR ELSE I CANT SLEEP , HOW TO YOU DO IT????? WHY IS THE MOST BASIC PART OF BEING ALIVE SO HARD TO ACHEIVE ????? HAVE DA CORPORATIONS STRIPPED US OF OUR ABILITY TO RELAX OR ARE WE BETRAYED BY OUR OWN BODYS???? WHY IS IT SO HARD TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY????? ITS SUPPOSE TO BE FUN BUT THE WHOLE TIME IT FEELS WEIRD????????? WHY DO WE SPEND OUR DAYS LONGING FOR HUMAN CONNECTION AND WHEN WERE TALKIN TO OTHER PEPOLE ALL WE CAN THINK OF IS HOW TO ESCAPE? HOW CAN ANY ONE BELEIVE THIS IS A WORLD CREATED EITHER BY LOGIC OR A BENEVOLENT BENEFACTOR??????????? IS THE LABYRINTH OF EXISTENCE CALCULATED TO DISTRACT US FROM FINDING THE EXIT????? IS MY BOSS A MINOTAUR ???????? TO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 4, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
🎶 Sing us a song you’re the piano preset on a Yamaha DX7 man 🎶
December 2, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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playbalatro.com
Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed.

Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."

But doctor…
December 2, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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catbus.phd
maeks u think!
vaporwave meme reading more like CRAP-ITALISM am I right
December 2, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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aoc.bsky.social
People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
ITS YOUR HOLIDAY TOO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETTON IN A TURKEY OUTFIT AND THERE WALKIN OUT OF THANKS GIVING , AND DA TEXT SAYS JUST WALK OUT YOU CAN LEAVE, FOOT BALL YELLING, PRAYERS AT TABLE, MEAT NOT AS GOOD AS CHICKEN, GET A COLD FROM A BABY, OLD ENOUGH FOR BACK PAIN STILL EAT AT KIDS TABLE FUCK THIS, EXPLAIN YOUR JOB MORE OT ME, QUE ANON UNCLE, HAVE TO SMOKE WEED IN SECRETE, ALL ONION'S NO FUNYUN'S, HATE JOE BUDDEN WRONG REASON, IF IT SUCKS HIT THE BRICKS, REAL WINNERS QUIT " - YOUR ONLY GONNA GET A FEW DAYS OFF WORK A YEAR SO FUCK IT IF YA WANNA CHILL IN YOUR CAVE THEN DO IT, PERSONALY I AINT LEAVIN THE HOUSE, THERE GONA HAVE TO PULL ME OUT OF THE CAVE IN THREE DAYS AND THERE GONA FIND A IMPRINT OF MY FACE ON MY BLANKET AND CALL IT DA SHROUD OF ADMIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 28, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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just-jack-1.bsky.social
Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Embarrassing. They're going to feel so stupid in 10 years when nobody's wearing dead salmon hats anymore.
Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again after ditching the trend for 37 years
Orcas off the coast of Washington State are balancing dead fish on their heads like it's the 1980s, but researchers still aren't sure why they do it.
www.livescience.com
November 28, 2024 at 3:14 AM