drew chandler
@drewchandler.bsky.social
*uncle baby billy voice* come on now
anyone else have extreme broken Broadway brain and every time they see Gypsy Rose Blanchard's name immediately think of how Tammy Blanchard played Gypsy Rose Lee in the 2003 revival of GYPSY starring Bernadette Peters?
just me then
just me then
January 6, 2024 at 12:22 AM
anyone else have extreme broken Broadway brain and every time they see Gypsy Rose Blanchard's name immediately think of how Tammy Blanchard played Gypsy Rose Lee in the 2003 revival of GYPSY starring Bernadette Peters?
just me then
just me then
love Sia’s Christmas album, half of which are songs about being horny for snowpeople
December 26, 2023 at 12:02 AM
love Sia’s Christmas album, half of which are songs about being horny for snowpeople
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The worst person in California right now is whoever it is whispering in Gavin Newsom's ear that he has a legitimate chance to be President.
October 9, 2023 at 9:18 PM
The worst person in California right now is whoever it is whispering in Gavin Newsom's ear that he has a legitimate chance to be President.
putting Nancy Mace on your TV show should be a felony, sorry to say
October 11, 2023 at 1:27 AM
putting Nancy Mace on your TV show should be a felony, sorry to say
i'm working on it, but if you order an espresso martini, i will judge you
September 11, 2023 at 1:21 AM
i'm working on it, but if you order an espresso martini, i will judge you
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shouldn't it be vacaysh instead of vacay? thanks so much for your time
August 22, 2023 at 5:31 PM
shouldn't it be vacaysh instead of vacay? thanks so much for your time
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i don’t trust threading here, so
August 11, 2023 at 6:39 PM
i don’t trust threading here, so
braved the Americana today, the epicenter of Southern California crime. Devastating to see hundreds of people out and about enjoying themselves and buying overpriced food
August 10, 2023 at 10:10 PM
braved the Americana today, the epicenter of Southern California crime. Devastating to see hundreds of people out and about enjoying themselves and buying overpriced food
had to learn who Karlie Kloss is against my will today
August 10, 2023 at 6:14 PM
had to learn who Karlie Kloss is against my will today
so one store at the Americana had a robbery today, hours ago, and yet somehow there are at least five helicopters just hanging out over Glendale. Would be thrilled to campaign for someone who could make police helicopters illegal
August 10, 2023 at 3:04 AM
so one store at the Americana had a robbery today, hours ago, and yet somehow there are at least five helicopters just hanging out over Glendale. Would be thrilled to campaign for someone who could make police helicopters illegal
if you’re serving something with a side of “fresh fruit” and that “fresh fruit” is honeydew and cantaloupe? The electric chair
August 8, 2023 at 1:48 AM
if you’re serving something with a side of “fresh fruit” and that “fresh fruit” is honeydew and cantaloupe? The electric chair
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It's gotta be so demoralizing working for the New York Times. You spend days diligently re-reporting a week-old regionally published article you're pretending doesn't already exist only to open the op-ed section and see "Mongrel Sterilization Is in the Constitution" by Trevor M. Swastika.
August 5, 2023 at 6:57 PM
It's gotta be so demoralizing working for the New York Times. You spend days diligently re-reporting a week-old regionally published article you're pretending doesn't already exist only to open the op-ed section and see "Mongrel Sterilization Is in the Constitution" by Trevor M. Swastika.
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really thought about it and you know what? Women ARE my favorite guy <3
August 4, 2023 at 7:08 PM
really thought about it and you know what? Women ARE my favorite guy <3
fundraising emails ready to go
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump indicted in federal probe over effort to undo election loss and subvert transfer of power in run-up to Jan. 6 riot.
August 1, 2023 at 9:35 PM
fundraising emails ready to go
always impressed when I find flagrant copyright violations….in Burbank
July 30, 2023 at 12:37 AM
always impressed when I find flagrant copyright violations….in Burbank
would love to read this yelp review
July 29, 2023 at 10:40 PM
would love to read this yelp review
I have literally one medication that auto-refills once a month, and the clingiest bitch on earth, Walgreens, calls me all the time. I get more voicemails from Walgreens than anyone in my family
July 28, 2023 at 10:18 PM
I have literally one medication that auto-refills once a month, and the clingiest bitch on earth, Walgreens, calls me all the time. I get more voicemails from Walgreens than anyone in my family
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- ocean surrounding Florida are boiling fish alive
- houses are a bamillion dollars
- coughing in the direction of a doctor costs $300
REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS: u guys, aliens...are real 😏😏😏
- houses are a bamillion dollars
- coughing in the direction of a doctor costs $300
REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS: u guys, aliens...are real 😏😏😏
July 26, 2023 at 6:59 PM
- ocean surrounding Florida are boiling fish alive
- houses are a bamillion dollars
- coughing in the direction of a doctor costs $300
REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS: u guys, aliens...are real 😏😏😏
- houses are a bamillion dollars
- coughing in the direction of a doctor costs $300
REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS: u guys, aliens...are real 😏😏😏
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Tremendously excited that this will be taught to 8th graders instead of learning what mitosis is
July 25, 2023 at 9:35 PM
Tremendously excited that this will be taught to 8th graders instead of learning what mitosis is
The AMC Burbank 16 looked like a war zone tonight. The bathrooms were horrifying. The bar was out of everything. Concessions had a 35 minute wait. The parking structure was full. Pandemonium at the 10PM BARBIE when Nicole came onscreen to welcome us. People coughing behind me. The Batman statue.
July 25, 2023 at 9:10 AM
The AMC Burbank 16 looked like a war zone tonight. The bathrooms were horrifying. The bar was out of everything. Concessions had a 35 minute wait. The parking structure was full. Pandemonium at the 10PM BARBIE when Nicole came onscreen to welcome us. People coughing behind me. The Batman statue.
watched THE LAST OF SHEILA tonight
July 24, 2023 at 7:13 AM
watched THE LAST OF SHEILA tonight