Dr Neo Cortex (Christopher Maher)
@drneocortex.bsky.social
Ronin physicist.
Just for fun, name two completely unrelated movies that share the same director.
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Just for fun, name two completely unrelated movies that share the same director.
I say we all chip in and buy him a copy of the Firefly boxset. Let's get that new season going.
Trump personally rebooting the Rush Hour franchise was by far my favorite story of the day.
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I say we all chip in and buy him a copy of the Firefly boxset. Let's get that new season going.
Bowser to leave Mushroom's Kingdom.
BREAKING: DC Mayor Muriel Bowser announces she will not run for a fourth term. x.com/MurielBowser...
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Bowser to leave Mushroom's Kingdom.
This guy is just incapable of giving even the most basic "nice" speech without being a complete dick during it.
Trump on the turkeys he's about to pardon: "I shouldn't say this. I was gonna call them Chuck and Nancy. But then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two people. I wouldn't pardon them. I wouldn't care what Melania told me."
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This guy is just incapable of giving even the most basic "nice" speech without being a complete dick during it.
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
Oil companies don't need any more favors.
Rep. Salazar: "We're gonna be doing a favor to us, to our children, to our economy, to our oil companies to be able to liberate. And to Venezuelans who wants to be free."
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oil companies don't need any more favors.
They don't even pretend this isn't retribution at this point.
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
They don't even pretend this isn't retribution at this point.
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
Pretty sad that Trump is more capable of being nice to Mamdani the leaders of the Democratic Party are.
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Pretty sad that Trump is more capable of being nice to Mamdani the leaders of the Democratic Party are.
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Gmail users!!
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
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They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Gmail users!!
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
This is the sort of thing you reassuringly say to grandpa as you escort him back to the TV room.
Trump: "I met with two pollsters the day before I got the news about covid because we were starting to think about the next election. They said, 'Sir, if George Washington and Abraham Lincoln came back from the dead and they aligned, you'd be beating them by 25 points.'"
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is the sort of thing you reassuringly say to grandpa as you escort him back to the TV room.
Just please be fun like SG1 and SGA instead of "dark" like SGU.
Amazon Greenlights A New Stargate Series
www.gateworld.net/news/2025/11...
FIRST ON GATEWORLD: A new #Stargate series is now in pre-production for Prime Video, with veteran writer and producer Martin Gero at the helm. @primevideo.bsky.social
www.gateworld.net/news/2025/11...
FIRST ON GATEWORLD: A new #Stargate series is now in pre-production for Prime Video, with veteran writer and producer Martin Gero at the helm. @primevideo.bsky.social
Amazon Greenlights A New Stargate Series » GateWorld
FIRST ON GATEWORLD: A new Stargate series is now in pre-production for Prime Video, with veteran writer and producer Martin Gero at the helm.
www.gateworld.net
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Just please be fun like SG1 and SGA instead of "dark" like SGU.
Of course they should be disobeying unlawful orders. Abso-fucking-lutely.
Lindsey Graham: "I don't think I've ever been on a show more unnerving than tonight. You've got US senators and members of the House suggesting to our men and women in the military that they should be disobeying unlawful orders issued by President Trump and his military."
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Of course they should be disobeying unlawful orders. Abso-fucking-lutely.
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Not all heroes wear capes; some of them simply say “let’s give the best X-Files creator an Apple TV infinite budget and full access to one of the best actors on television”
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Not all heroes wear capes; some of them simply say “let’s give the best X-Files creator an Apple TV infinite budget and full access to one of the best actors on television”
Yes, I always hated the dirty dishes at...*checks notes*...McDonald's.
Trump: "I gave them as you know unlimited water, Biden came back with a rigged election, and he immediately restricted the water again. But I came back in and immediately unrestricted it again. So now you have unlimited water to clean your damn dishes."
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Yes, I always hated the dirty dishes at...*checks notes*...McDonald's.
I bet that they do not.
Trump at the McDonald's summit: "I bet they use real sugar in your Coca-Cola"
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I bet that they do not.
Pretty sure that's from a 80s/90s-era cologne commercial for a scent called...Desire.
i think this may be the bit that broke me bc I am picturing her self-satisfied smirk at coming up with this and it is, honestly, making me die a little on the inside
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Pretty sure that's from a 80s/90s-era cologne commercial for a scent called...Desire.
And since that was 21 years ago, the matter is clearly too old to appeal to Trump.
Barrasso: "What I know is that Jeffrey Epstein is a convicted sex offender and he is dead, and President Trump threw him out of Mar-a-Lago 21 years ago. To me what's going on with Epstein is this is the Democrats trying to appeal to their far-left base and trying to change the topic."
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
And since that was 21 years ago, the matter is clearly too old to appeal to Trump.
Generally, a president's signature policy isn't illegal.
Bessent on tariffs: "This is one of President Trump's signature policies, and traditionally the Supreme Court does not interfere with a president's signature policy."
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Generally, a president's signature policy isn't illegal.
And this is how he behaves with nationally televised cameras are present.
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
And this is how he behaves with nationally televised cameras are present.
The GOP has an absolute fit if a Dem POTUS so much as speaks to their own AG. Yet here we are with this blatant abuse.
On Epstein, Trump says he’s allowed to order an investigation into Bill Clinton because he’s the “chief law enforcement agent” of the country
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The GOP has an absolute fit if a Dem POTUS so much as speaks to their own AG. Yet here we are with this blatant abuse.
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I have never seen an image or this guy, regardless of the topic under discussion, where he doesn’t have that same shit-eating grin plastered on his face.
Hassett: "The Council of Economic Advisers informs me that they think we're probably gonna see something like 60,000 job losses because of the shutdown, and it'll take a while to get that back."
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I have never seen an image or this guy, regardless of the topic under discussion, where he doesn’t have that same shit-eating grin plastered on his face.
His brain is pudding.
Trump: "Christians and more, think of this, more than twice as likely foster care they'll adopt the general population. They adopt to it so easily. When they get out, they adopt to it like it's become second nature. It's amazing."
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
His brain is pudding.
And they're just saying it plainly now: They don't see any distinction between criminal or immigrants working jobs.
This has never been about "Only the worst of the worst" and just rooting out crime.
This has never been about "Only the worst of the worst" and just rooting out crime.
Bovino: "Whether they were criminals or individuals that were taking jobs from Americans -- you name it, that's what they were doing. And I'll tell you what's gonna happen. We're gonna go even harder on the streets. If he releases those 650, we're gonna apprehend 1,650 on the streets of Chicago."
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
And they're just saying it plainly now: They don't see any distinction between criminal or immigrants working jobs.
This has never been about "Only the worst of the worst" and just rooting out crime.
This has never been about "Only the worst of the worst" and just rooting out crime.