@drpprflvrlube.bsky.social
Gay-thot-daughter-son. The worms in my brain are oh so sexy.
I want a BURGER. And for someone to hit it from the back. Not the burger. Me. For clarification.
June 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I want a BURGER. And for someone to hit it from the back. Not the burger. Me. For clarification.
Dear void, I think if one more person misgenders me this week, I may demo a wall with my forehead (will actually not say anything or even acknowledge it has happened)
June 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Dear void, I think if one more person misgenders me this week, I may demo a wall with my forehead (will actually not say anything or even acknowledge it has happened)
I'm too tired. I need someone to dial the pink telephone for me. Operator?
June 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I'm too tired. I need someone to dial the pink telephone for me. Operator?
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beds were not made to get out of
May 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
beds were not made to get out of
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all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating
May 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating
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Lord, I see what you have done for others
May 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Lord, I see what you have done for others
Whenever I think, I'm gonna **** off a fucking *****, I think to myself, they will not give you doc peppy on the psych ward. Or in hell either. And that keeps me going.
May 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Whenever I think, I'm gonna **** off a fucking *****, I think to myself, they will not give you doc peppy on the psych ward. Or in hell either. And that keeps me going.
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i'm sorry for making monster girlcum flavour
November 16, 2023 at 8:34 PM
i'm sorry for making monster girlcum flavour
Mommy wants a ciggy but would rather have nice baps.
May 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Mommy wants a ciggy but would rather have nice baps.
Very transphobic that nicotine decreases the effects of estrogen 😔
May 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Very transphobic that nicotine decreases the effects of estrogen 😔
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The Best Orientation
pen and ink on wood panel
6 x 12
sold
The most life-shaping choices we can make are those of our mindset — we can choose the best orientation toward the world, we can choose the best orientation toward each other. - MARIA POPOVA
#art #fantasyart #illustration
Story-ALTtext⬇️
pen and ink on wood panel
6 x 12
sold
The most life-shaping choices we can make are those of our mindset — we can choose the best orientation toward the world, we can choose the best orientation toward each other. - MARIA POPOVA
#art #fantasyart #illustration
Story-ALTtext⬇️
May 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The Best Orientation
pen and ink on wood panel
6 x 12
sold
The most life-shaping choices we can make are those of our mindset — we can choose the best orientation toward the world, we can choose the best orientation toward each other. - MARIA POPOVA
#art #fantasyart #illustration
Story-ALTtext⬇️
pen and ink on wood panel
6 x 12
sold
The most life-shaping choices we can make are those of our mindset — we can choose the best orientation toward the world, we can choose the best orientation toward each other. - MARIA POPOVA
#art #fantasyart #illustration
Story-ALTtext⬇️
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exclaiming “what the devil!” as she starts unhooking her bra
November 25, 2024 at 5:50 PM
exclaiming “what the devil!” as she starts unhooking her bra
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Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
EVERYWHERE—As the influence of the nation’s transgender individuals continues to encroach on the freedoms of the U.S. populace, sources confirmed Tuesday that increasingly powerful trans person Tori R...
theonion.com
May 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
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Always this.
May 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Always this.
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The 9th circle of hell is reserved for man child at work weaponizing incompetence. And people psyonically calling me slurs but not in a hot way. That is all.
May 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The 9th circle of hell is reserved for man child at work weaponizing incompetence. And people psyonically calling me slurs but not in a hot way. That is all.
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Receiving a work email that starts with “Please help me” coworkers are like the souls of the damned
May 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Receiving a work email that starts with “Please help me” coworkers are like the souls of the damned
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my aborted girlfriend wouldn’t have left me for being “arrested” for being “caught sucking dick” “behind an Applebees” like my ex wife did. she would have stood by me but some woman simply aborted her
May 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
my aborted girlfriend wouldn’t have left me for being “arrested” for being “caught sucking dick” “behind an Applebees” like my ex wife did. she would have stood by me but some woman simply aborted her
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This is how it feels when ads start playing on the gas station pump
May 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This is how it feels when ads start playing on the gas station pump
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I bet for like a tenth of a second, this feels incredible
May 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I bet for like a tenth of a second, this feels incredible
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ZELDA FACTS: the milk in hyrule contains high amounts of progesterone.
July 19, 2023 at 4:02 PM
ZELDA FACTS: the milk in hyrule contains high amounts of progesterone.