Dr Whom
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Game boss: "I AM GUN GUY, THE GUY WHO SHOOTS THINGS WITH A GUN!"
*Defeats Gun Guy*
Gun Guy: "I...only...killed...because I was...sad." *dies*
Dude gamers: "This is the deepest story ever. No other art could tell a story like this. I am changed by this experience."
*Defeats Gun Guy*
Gun Guy: "I...only...killed...because I was...sad." *dies*
Dude gamers: "This is the deepest story ever. No other art could tell a story like this. I am changed by this experience."
December 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Game boss: "I AM GUN GUY, THE GUY WHO SHOOTS THINGS WITH A GUN!"
*Defeats Gun Guy*
Gun Guy: "I...only...killed...because I was...sad." *dies*
Dude gamers: "This is the deepest story ever. No other art could tell a story like this. I am changed by this experience."
*Defeats Gun Guy*
Gun Guy: "I...only...killed...because I was...sad." *dies*
Dude gamers: "This is the deepest story ever. No other art could tell a story like this. I am changed by this experience."
Well, rooftop crossbow is mounted
Chimney net deployed
Poison milk and cookies left conspicuously out
Merry Christmas and a good haul to all!
Chimney net deployed
Poison milk and cookies left conspicuously out
Merry Christmas and a good haul to all!
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Well, rooftop crossbow is mounted
Chimney net deployed
Poison milk and cookies left conspicuously out
Merry Christmas and a good haul to all!
Chimney net deployed
Poison milk and cookies left conspicuously out
Merry Christmas and a good haul to all!
The Insane Clown Posse has 2 movies
One a blaxploitation crime movie, the other a western
I feel they owe us one more; a Christmas movie
One a blaxploitation crime movie, the other a western
I feel they owe us one more; a Christmas movie
December 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The Insane Clown Posse has 2 movies
One a blaxploitation crime movie, the other a western
I feel they owe us one more; a Christmas movie
One a blaxploitation crime movie, the other a western
I feel they owe us one more; a Christmas movie
Forced to be at work on Christmas Eve because of all the people who didn't learn from all those Christmas specials
December 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Forced to be at work on Christmas Eve because of all the people who didn't learn from all those Christmas specials
The pain was indescribable
He opened his eyes to an indescribable sky. What he saw next was likewise indescribable
He continued attempting to write. The effort was, as you may have anticipated, indescribable
He opened his eyes to an indescribable sky. What he saw next was likewise indescribable
He continued attempting to write. The effort was, as you may have anticipated, indescribable
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The pain was indescribable
He opened his eyes to an indescribable sky. What he saw next was likewise indescribable
He continued attempting to write. The effort was, as you may have anticipated, indescribable
He opened his eyes to an indescribable sky. What he saw next was likewise indescribable
He continued attempting to write. The effort was, as you may have anticipated, indescribable
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Bold of you to test me when my country does not solve murders
December 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Bold of you to test me when my country does not solve murders
If only Kevin Costner were a pedophile, we'd be on HORIZON 3 by now
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If only Kevin Costner were a pedophile, we'd be on HORIZON 3 by now
Things are going so precisely, perfectly bad today that I am seriously, literally about to call in Cursed to work
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Things are going so precisely, perfectly bad today that I am seriously, literally about to call in Cursed to work
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When Robots Rule
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
When Robots Rule
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Such a great time of year for dead body disposal. Simply shove the sawed up parts in the back of a pick-up and tell anyone expressing concern, “yep, finally taking down the Halloween decorations.”
November 8, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Such a great time of year for dead body disposal. Simply shove the sawed up parts in the back of a pick-up and tell anyone expressing concern, “yep, finally taking down the Halloween decorations.”
Welp. Final WTF on Monday
You think on the last episode, he'll reveal what WTF stands for? My mom won't tell me
You think on the last episode, he'll reveal what WTF stands for? My mom won't tell me
October 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Welp. Final WTF on Monday
You think on the last episode, he'll reveal what WTF stands for? My mom won't tell me
You think on the last episode, he'll reveal what WTF stands for? My mom won't tell me
I don't feel comfortable in my own skin, but it's illegal to even TRY ON other people's skin!
October 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I don't feel comfortable in my own skin, but it's illegal to even TRY ON other people's skin!
And with this morning's coffee sipped, time for the suffering to begin
October 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
And with this morning's coffee sipped, time for the suffering to begin
Krang represents humanity
What are we if not brains in human suits
What are we if not brains in human suits
August 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Krang represents humanity
What are we if not brains in human suits
What are we if not brains in human suits
Take The Cake should mean something negative
You leave my cake alone
You leave my cake alone
August 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Take The Cake should mean something negative
You leave my cake alone
You leave my cake alone
If the Deep State were smart, they'd plant mics and cameras on the benches around Washington monuments
That's where all the secrets get spilled
That's where all the secrets get spilled
August 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If the Deep State were smart, they'd plant mics and cameras on the benches around Washington monuments
That's where all the secrets get spilled
That's where all the secrets get spilled
So you're saying DESPICABLE ME is a delivery device for Minions. You sit down, you start the movie, you're gonna get your fix
You're gonna get your fix, yes
You're gonna get your fix, yes
July 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
So you're saying DESPICABLE ME is a delivery device for Minions. You sit down, you start the movie, you're gonna get your fix
You're gonna get your fix, yes
You're gonna get your fix, yes
A couple of years ago, deep into an ongoing mental health crisis, I sat in a theater watching BEAU IS AFRAID
Toward the end, I was all but convinced the cast was about to emerge and explain how the whole movie was about me
Now, I make this hallucination a reality:
Toward the end, I was all but convinced the cast was about to emerge and explain how the whole movie was about me
Now, I make this hallucination a reality:
July 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
A couple of years ago, deep into an ongoing mental health crisis, I sat in a theater watching BEAU IS AFRAID
Toward the end, I was all but convinced the cast was about to emerge and explain how the whole movie was about me
Now, I make this hallucination a reality:
Toward the end, I was all but convinced the cast was about to emerge and explain how the whole movie was about me
Now, I make this hallucination a reality:
At some dork concert for dorks
I could kill everyone in this room and none of them could stop me
I now understand why God can be cruel
I could kill everyone in this room and none of them could stop me
I now understand why God can be cruel
July 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
At some dork concert for dorks
I could kill everyone in this room and none of them could stop me
I now understand why God can be cruel
I could kill everyone in this room and none of them could stop me
I now understand why God can be cruel
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Hopefully with a new mayor New York will finally be able to move on from the rampant corruption of the Mike Haggar era
June 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Hopefully with a new mayor New York will finally be able to move on from the rampant corruption of the Mike Haggar era
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June 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Currently reading Caroline Fraser's dark masterpiece, Murderland, which is part report, part elegy for the departure of sanity that comes from living in the Pacific Northwest. Of course, we imagine ourselves as fonts of common sense. It's our WISCONSIN DEATH TRIP.
June 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Currently reading Caroline Fraser's dark masterpiece, Murderland, which is part report, part elegy for the departure of sanity that comes from living in the Pacific Northwest. Of course, we imagine ourselves as fonts of common sense. It's our WISCONSIN DEATH TRIP.