David
@ds500.bsky.social
Love when Jamelle finishes a thread with an uppercut
December 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Love when Jamelle finishes a thread with an uppercut
Listening to “Have you seen Mary” by Sponge and re-remembering that I created an amazing playlist back in the day.
December 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Listening to “Have you seen Mary” by Sponge and re-remembering that I created an amazing playlist back in the day.
Becoming a darts guy now
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Becoming a darts guy now
Imagine ordering a Big Sexy Porterhouse. Had to feel like a king
WCW Nitro Grill (1999-2000): In the throes of the Monday Night Wars, WCW opened a themed steakhouse in Las Vegas, with lots of "X-TrEmE" 90s aesthetics, menu items named after wrestlers, and plenty of merch to buy. Closed about 16 months after opening
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Imagine ordering a Big Sexy Porterhouse. Had to feel like a king
I really, really hate the people and groups that are responsible for this
Vaccination rates are plummeting across the country, as part of a larger, troubling trend of growing vaccine hesitancy that is fueling a resurgence of preventable diseases, an NBC News and Stanford University investigation found.
Whooping cough cases soar as vaccination rates drop
In an NBC News data investigation of 31 states, about 70% of counties and jurisdictions fell below the target vaccination rate needed for community protection.
nbcnews.to
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I really, really hate the people and groups that are responsible for this
Can’t imagine how much speed they juiced him up with tonight
never has there been a televised, nonstop, coked-up, used car salesman rant from the white house
"there has never been anything like this."
honestly, he is right on that.
honestly, he is right on that.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Can’t imagine how much speed they juiced him up with tonight
A scene I’ll always watch if it’s on TV.
rewatching A FEW GOOD MEN and jack nicholson's explosion of fury at the climax of the trial is genuinely terrifying
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
A scene I’ll always watch if it’s on TV.
This is our reality, it sucks!!
President Dipshit here, there will be a War tomorrow. No I did not ask anyone else about it first. Thanks
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This is our reality, it sucks!!
I want way too many things in this collection
December 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I want way too many things in this collection
Uh huh
I did not know that Indiana built a shack on top of the press box for John Mellencamp to smoke in
December 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Uh huh
Yes, yes. We must recreate the conditions that led us to 2008. It was great
Bessent: "These 2008, 2009, 2010 financial rules were too tight. They hamstrung the American financial system. It was time for a change ... we have to take the financial system out of this straitjacket ... the regulated system is too constrained."
December 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Yes, yes. We must recreate the conditions that led us to 2008. It was great
I’m not prepared to log off for the day and see this with no context.
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’m not prepared to log off for the day and see this with no context.
This is a really, really depressing thread
Crypto casinos have become a multi-billion dollar industry. One of the ways they've grown is with an unusual marketing strategy: paying millions to internet celebrities to livestream themselves gambling for hours.
New from me, @neilbedi.bsky.social, and Jenny Vrentas.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
New from me, @neilbedi.bsky.social, and Jenny Vrentas.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
How Online Crypto Casinos Use Celebrities and Livestreamers to Recruit Gamblers
Using exploitative marketing strategies, the illicit gambling websites have profited and lured in a young generation of gamblers.
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is a really, really depressing thread
These people are clowns
STEPHANOPOULOS: Do you support the pardon of the former Honduran president?
SCHMITT: I'm not familiar w/ the facts or circumstances
S: What do you mean you're not familiar? It's been front page news
SCHMITT: You spew Democrat talking points every single week, which is why your ratings are so bad
SCHMITT: I'm not familiar w/ the facts or circumstances
S: What do you mean you're not familiar? It's been front page news
SCHMITT: You spew Democrat talking points every single week, which is why your ratings are so bad
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
These people are clowns
lol, facts
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
lol, facts
I fucking hate iPads being used for middle school. Outside of behavior problems, they’re incredibly distracting and inefficient for some tasks
A growing contingent of public school parents say school-mandated iPads, particularly in elementary and middle schools, are leading to behavior problems.
LA Parents say school-issued iPads are causing chaos with their kids
A growing contingent of public school parents say school-mandated iPads, particularly in elementary and middle schools, are leading to behavior problems.
nbcnews.to
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I fucking hate iPads being used for middle school. Outside of behavior problems, they’re incredibly distracting and inefficient for some tasks
I wish calling out the right wing of the Supreme Court as bullshitters mattered
Kagan with more dispositive proof of Roberts Court Calvinball
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I wish calling out the right wing of the Supreme Court as bullshitters mattered
@murderxbryan.bsky.social
I remember this from the early years of Deadspin. Parts are cringe, but video of the weak candidate? youtu.be/8BGVTkNsGlA
I remember this from the early years of Deadspin. Parts are cringe, but video of the weak candidate? youtu.be/8BGVTkNsGlA
knocking it down in the library
YouTube video by the3rdstream
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social
I remember this from the early years of Deadspin. Parts are cringe, but video of the weak candidate? youtu.be/8BGVTkNsGlA
I remember this from the early years of Deadspin. Parts are cringe, but video of the weak candidate? youtu.be/8BGVTkNsGlA
Haha
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Haha
This is amazing
It is once again that hallowed time of year, where my dad, The Mad Man of Thanksgiving himself, makes an insanely comprehensive spreadsheet for the renowned holiday meal
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This is amazing
This is not surprising
I am one of those coworkers. Grok called me something like a "garbage bin lumberjack" (fair) and criticized my (perfectly normal) posture. Hilarious. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Elon Musk Said Grok’s Roasts Would Be ‘Epic’ at Parties—So I Tried It on My Coworkers
It went about as well as you’d expect.
www.wired.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is not surprising
Baby, when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real, real slow
You're making it hard for me
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real, real slow
You're making it hard for me
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Baby, when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real, real slow
You're making it hard for me
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real, real slow
You're making it hard for me
Damn, BLONGKY has been synonymous with safe and reliable for so long. If you can’t trust them, who can you trust
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Portable Electric Car Kettles Due to Risk of Serious Burn Injury; Distributed by BLONGKY www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Damn, BLONGKY has been synonymous with safe and reliable for so long. If you can’t trust them, who can you trust
These are some really unwell, brainwashed individuals
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
These are some really unwell, brainwashed individuals
Such a joyful comic
40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Such a joyful comic