My neighbors after hearing 🎶 OHH BANANAAA 🎶 every 5 minutes for the last 3 days #donkeykongbananza

Watermelon aurora during a full moon in Alaska

Bernie: "What that is all about is that if you're rich in America, you can make campaign contributions, you are entitled to massive tax breaks because you're superhuman beings. But if you're a poor working stiff, working at McDonald's, struggling to put food on the table, you're entitled to nothing"

PHILLIES TIE IT UP THEN WALK IT OFF

SCOTT FRANZKE ON THE CALL

Jamie Drysdale stole my dog

this is your reminder that Yoshi's Island is a masterpiece

Nothing to see here guys, just a casual 4-POINT game (and a hat trick) for 37-year-old Sidney Crosby.

Hope no one was planning to retire, or buy food

If Trumpty-Dumpty is working with the Russians to screw up America, he's doing a great job. Eggs, $11 a dozen. Health & Human Services down the dumper, ditto VA. If you call Social Security, they tell you to call back later. Guys 'n gals, this is more fucked up than Peter O'Toole on his birthday.

One of the street art haters in the neighborhood who is also anti-bike lane, posted on the neighborhood facebook group about a bike lane project. He clearly thought that posting would result in people sending the city anti-bike infrastructure emails. The reverse is transpiring. Absolutely hilarious.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Drake waited until Kendrick dropped his next album to sue so that Kendrick couldn't make fun of him suing on it