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Jake The Lake
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Duluth, Minnesota mark. Dropout journalist. If you make a claim that can be backed with citations and you don't provide them, I will call you out on it.
They hate us because they ain't us.
They hate Minnesota because we are a people who believe that "we all do better when we all do better."

Minnesota is one of the wealthiest, safest, and cleanest states in the country *because* of our openness and generosity.

Our quality of life is a direct challenge to their zero-sum worldview.
January 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
December 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This would be the second greatest news to ever happen to the US. Only Norway buying US states would be better!
December 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Uh huh. I'm sure that there are so many files that it'll take an exorbitant amount of time to release them.

Well, tough shit, they'll be released by leaks anyway.
MS Now is reporting over a million more Epstein files have been found.
December 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Welcome to modern journalism. What a joke.
Bari Weiss’ two accomplishments so far are hosting an interview that she desperately wanted people to watch (but they didn’t) and trying to spike a news story that she desperately wanted nobody to watch (but they did)
December 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This looks more like a post from bring-a-trailer than from new town every hour.
December 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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The White House has been caught.

The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.

In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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This Tuesday, 12/16!

It's a Christmas miracle! For one night only, #AEWDark RETURNS with a Stocking Stuffer!

Tune in at 7/6c to the AEW Youtube Channel!
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
That's right, folks. Certain fonts are now "woke".
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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I can usually translate him, but either I’m losing my mind, or he is.
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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I'll never get over this but if your grandpa talked like this you'd talk about how he should go into a nursing home. You wouldn't let him babysit your kids.
Trump: And you know, we got rid of the drip drip water, we call it the drip drip, where it drip drips out of the sink, states with tremendous water, so much water they have nothing but problems getting rid. They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right?
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
After the news about "Bubba" this weekend, choosing the song "YMCA" by The Village People sure is a choice.
Trump dances after wrapping up his speech to McDonald's franchise owners
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Still Legendary
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Here’s the Maroon Loon merch that UMD Stores has available at tonight’s game:
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I'm looking at you cousin Tony, Brandon, and Uncle Tom!

I love the "walk".
When your cousin arrives for Thanksgiving and you say to your parents your going out for a "walk" then you come back grab 4 plates of food and grandma says "oh my you're hungry" 😭 #AEW
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Worried about pasta supplies? Don't be—the 1989 Arrowhead Regional Development Commission calendar has you covered with pasta from Chisholm on northern Minnesota's Iron Range.
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺

record: 7-4
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Wouldn't it be neat if the Plante brothers were two of the finalists for the Hobey Baker Award?
For the first time in NCAA men's DI hockey, we have a pair of brothers leading the nation in scoring!!
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM