@dumpontheump.bsky.social
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I am no f'ing man
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I am no f'ing man
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
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December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
@alexkirshner.com Richard’s on my tv!
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
@alexkirshner.com Richard’s on my tv!
October 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“C’mon, Jack, how bad could it be?”
“It’s calling itself MechaHitler, Lemon.”
“Liebe ach!”
“It’s calling itself MechaHitler, Lemon.”
“Liebe ach!”
July 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
“C’mon, Jack, how bad could it be?”
“It’s calling itself MechaHitler, Lemon.”
“Liebe ach!”
“It’s calling itself MechaHitler, Lemon.”
“Liebe ach!”
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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
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Besides all the other revolting things with Zuck and there's plenty, what a chickenshit move to start bagging on Biden ten days before he's out of office. Would've had more respect for him to say this three years ago. Not a lot of respect, but more
January 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Besides all the other revolting things with Zuck and there's plenty, what a chickenshit move to start bagging on Biden ten days before he's out of office. Would've had more respect for him to say this three years ago. Not a lot of respect, but more
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simultaneously funding the government and creating a massive jobs program by nationalizing the sportsbooks, banning online gambling, and opening staffed betting kiosks at every post office
December 26, 2024 at 5:20 PM
simultaneously funding the government and creating a massive jobs program by nationalizing the sportsbooks, banning online gambling, and opening staffed betting kiosks at every post office
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"Britney Spears marrying the jailed Luigi Mangione in 2025" is on my bingo card
December 20, 2024 at 11:52 PM
"Britney Spears marrying the jailed Luigi Mangione in 2025" is on my bingo card
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someone had sex with marco rubio? college football is wild
December 21, 2024 at 12:17 AM
someone had sex with marco rubio? college football is wild
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One of my fave Christmas movies
December 12, 2024 at 12:51 AM
One of my fave Christmas movies
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Getz has traded away Cease, Fedde, Kopech, and now Crochet and out of all the players he got back I guess Teel could be an above average regular? Anybody else project as more than a 55 at this point?
December 12, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Getz has traded away Cease, Fedde, Kopech, and now Crochet and out of all the players he got back I guess Teel could be an above average regular? Anybody else project as more than a 55 at this point?
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Republicans are crap at remembering to switch over to their burner accounts.
December 12, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Republicans are crap at remembering to switch over to their burner accounts.
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Intentional grounding: that’s a paddlin’
Roughing the passer: that’s a paddlin’
Illegal contact: that’s a paddlin’
Paddlin’ the team canoe: ooohhh you better believe that’s a paddlin’
Roughing the passer: that’s a paddlin’
Illegal contact: that’s a paddlin’
Paddlin’ the team canoe: ooohhh you better believe that’s a paddlin’
December 10, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Intentional grounding: that’s a paddlin’
Roughing the passer: that’s a paddlin’
Illegal contact: that’s a paddlin’
Paddlin’ the team canoe: ooohhh you better believe that’s a paddlin’
Roughing the passer: that’s a paddlin’
Illegal contact: that’s a paddlin’
Paddlin’ the team canoe: ooohhh you better believe that’s a paddlin’
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Jeff Goldblum at the end of Jurassic Park:
What a great game
Respect to the Raptors
Respect to the Raptors
December 10, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Jeff Goldblum at the end of Jurassic Park:
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COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
December 10, 2024 at 5:10 AM
COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
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we're out here pleading for subs money while someone on a salary gets to write this dogshit
December 10, 2024 at 9:28 AM
we're out here pleading for subs money while someone on a salary gets to write this dogshit
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Exclusive Charles Content™️
December 5, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Exclusive Charles Content™️
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PETER GRIFFIN: this is just like that time I shot the CEO of United health care in midtown Manhattan
December 5, 2024 at 2:57 AM
PETER GRIFFIN: this is just like that time I shot the CEO of United health care in midtown Manhattan