Laura Palladina
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Proficiency in The Simpsons
(¯ ³¯)♡ NIИ
Proficiency in The Simpsons
(¯ ³¯)♡ NIИ
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Here's the order of deportations. First you'll be rounding up your tired, then your poor, then your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
June 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Here's the order of deportations. First you'll be rounding up your tired, then your poor, then your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
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And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray to be seen by others.”
- Matthew 6:5
- Matthew 6:5
May 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray to be seen by others.”
- Matthew 6:5
- Matthew 6:5
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
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if you're a Houston fan who's mad they lost, now you know whose voodoo doll deserves pins
U.S. Senator Ted Cruz has made an appearance at the Final Four championship game, despite fans claiming that when the Texas senator attends the game for the team he is rooting for, they are "cursed" and lose the game.
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April 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
if you're a Houston fan who's mad they lost, now you know whose voodoo doll deserves pins
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It's getting buried, but Houston will almost certainly not have representation in Congress until January 2027.
Democratic Rep. Sylvester Turner died nearly a month ago and Republican Texas Governor Greg Abbott has simply decided not to call a special election to fill the seat.
Democratic Rep. Sylvester Turner died nearly a month ago and Republican Texas Governor Greg Abbott has simply decided not to call a special election to fill the seat.
Hakeem Jeffries threatens lawsuit over delayed Texas special election
One month after Democratic Rep. Sylvester Turner's death, Texas GOP Gov. Greg Abbott has yet to call a special election to fill his seat.
www.nbcnews.com
April 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It's getting buried, but Houston will almost certainly not have representation in Congress until January 2027.
Democratic Rep. Sylvester Turner died nearly a month ago and Republican Texas Governor Greg Abbott has simply decided not to call a special election to fill the seat.
Democratic Rep. Sylvester Turner died nearly a month ago and Republican Texas Governor Greg Abbott has simply decided not to call a special election to fill the seat.
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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
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New: Over the last three years, the head of a small charter school network that serves fewer than 1,000 students has taken home up to $870,000 annually, a startling amount that appears to be the highest for any public school superintendent in the state.
This charter school superintendent makes $870,000. He leads a district with 1,000 students.
On paper, Salvador Cavazos earns less than $300,000 to run Valere Public Schools, a small Texas charter network. But taxpayers likely aren’t aware that his total pay makes him one of the country’s hig...
www.texastribune.org
March 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
New: Over the last three years, the head of a small charter school network that serves fewer than 1,000 students has taken home up to $870,000 annually, a startling amount that appears to be the highest for any public school superintendent in the state.
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imagine doing this scene after already winning an Oscar for "The French Connection." that's Hackman to me
February 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
imagine doing this scene after already winning an Oscar for "The French Connection." that's Hackman to me
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A 30 second ad of a QR code that drains your crypto and sends you a Goatse
February 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A 30 second ad of a QR code that drains your crypto and sends you a Goatse
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"Made in USA. No thank you."
February 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"Made in USA. No thank you."
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Look, if you're still complaining about where your news will come from because NYT and WaPo haven't done their due diligence in a while... seriously. Local journalism. State journalism. We show you how national stories have down-to-the-neighborhood impacts. Don't sleep on the work we do. Fund it.
February 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Look, if you're still complaining about where your news will come from because NYT and WaPo haven't done their due diligence in a while... seriously. Local journalism. State journalism. We show you how national stories have down-to-the-neighborhood impacts. Don't sleep on the work we do. Fund it.
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The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
www.kcur.org
January 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
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We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government
January 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government
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Welcome to Cooperstown, Ichiro! baseballhall.org/hall-of-fame...
January 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Welcome to Cooperstown, Ichiro! baseballhall.org/hall-of-fame...
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"There's 'fact-checking', and then there's 'fact-checking!'"
January 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
"There's 'fact-checking', and then there's 'fact-checking!'"
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Mister Rogers never misses
January 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Mister Rogers never misses
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"You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo...
That was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!
Forget it, Marge. It's Chinatown!"
'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo...
That was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!
Forget it, Marge. It's Chinatown!"
October 27, 2024 at 3:00 PM
"You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo...
That was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!
Forget it, Marge. It's Chinatown!"
'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo...
That was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!
Forget it, Marge. It's Chinatown!"
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record swap sunday at axelrad
December 21, 2024 at 1:55 AM
record swap sunday at axelrad
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the greatest christmas story ever told uses the threat of dying alone and unmourned to scare a wealthy man straight and i think that’s just really nice
December 6, 2024 at 3:40 PM
the greatest christmas story ever told uses the threat of dying alone and unmourned to scare a wealthy man straight and i think that’s just really nice
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Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical
December 2, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical
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Just about time for us to get weepy over the scene in "A Garfield Christmas" where Garf finds the lost love letters from Grandma's late husband. Deep stuff for a cartoon about a cat who eats lasagna.
December 2, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Just about time for us to get weepy over the scene in "A Garfield Christmas" where Garf finds the lost love letters from Grandma's late husband. Deep stuff for a cartoon about a cat who eats lasagna.
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remember the reason for the season
November 30, 2024 at 12:01 AM
remember the reason for the season