dylan
@dylaodylao.bsky.social
Milwaukee, WI. Friends call me Juice Man. Big data and stats nerd.
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dylan
@dylaodylao.bsky.social
· Nov 29
Jordan Love will win at least one Super Bowl in Green Bay.
This just in: the bears still suck
January 19, 2026 at 3:43 AM
This just in: the bears still suck
Jordan Love send skeet
January 11, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Jordan Love send skeet
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In games started and finished by Jordan Love this season, the Packers are 9-4-1 with losses by
3
3
3
8
3/4 to top 4 seeds, and the one non-playoff team blocked the game-winning FG.
3
3
3
8
3/4 to top 4 seeds, and the one non-playoff team blocked the game-winning FG.
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
In games started and finished by Jordan Love this season, the Packers are 9-4-1 with losses by
3
3
3
8
3/4 to top 4 seeds, and the one non-playoff team blocked the game-winning FG.
3
3
3
8
3/4 to top 4 seeds, and the one non-playoff team blocked the game-winning FG.
My hot take of the day as a rabid packers fan is that if Teddy Bridgewater didn't blow his knee out he would've won Minnesota a super bowl.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My hot take of the day as a rabid packers fan is that if Teddy Bridgewater didn't blow his knee out he would've won Minnesota a super bowl.
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Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments.
My response ⬇️
My response ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments.
My response ⬇️
My response ⬇️
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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Patrick Stump didn't need to go so hard with the music in "Spidey and his Amazing Friends"
October 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Patrick Stump didn't need to go so hard with the music in "Spidey and his Amazing Friends"
Uh yeah I'm thinking go pack go
September 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Uh yeah I'm thinking go pack go
Peace president
President Donald Trump plans to sign an executive order to rebrand the "Department of Defense" as the "Department of War."
Trump will seek 'Department of War' rebrand for Pentagon
President Donald Trump plans to sign an executive order to rebrand the Department of Defense as the Department of War.
bit.ly
September 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Peace president
I don't think the Brewers will ever lose again
August 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I don't think the Brewers will ever lose again
This differential is insane
August 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This differential is insane
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Show this to the next person who tells you that Wisconsin is a “climate haven.”
We’ve seen increased precipitation rates for decades, and this flooding is just a sign of what’s to come.
Now’s the time to prepare for the wetter, warmer, & more unpredictable weather.
We’ve seen increased precipitation rates for decades, and this flooding is just a sign of what’s to come.
Now’s the time to prepare for the wetter, warmer, & more unpredictable weather.
August 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Show this to the next person who tells you that Wisconsin is a “climate haven.”
We’ve seen increased precipitation rates for decades, and this flooding is just a sign of what’s to come.
Now’s the time to prepare for the wetter, warmer, & more unpredictable weather.
We’ve seen increased precipitation rates for decades, and this flooding is just a sign of what’s to come.
Now’s the time to prepare for the wetter, warmer, & more unpredictable weather.
Give Pat Murphy manager of the year again
August 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Give Pat Murphy manager of the year again
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Just had a Metroid Dread glitchless hard run. 2:05:55. Would have put me at #4 on the leader board.
Stop the timer and go to stop the recording and I forgot to start recording 😭
Stop the timer and go to stop the recording and I forgot to start recording 😭
July 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Just had a Metroid Dread glitchless hard run. 2:05:55. Would have put me at #4 on the leader board.
Stop the timer and go to stop the recording and I forgot to start recording 😭
Stop the timer and go to stop the recording and I forgot to start recording 😭
Best team in baseball. Go @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social
July 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Best team in baseball. Go @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social
Give Pat Murphy NL MOY again. God damn I love this team.
July 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Give Pat Murphy NL MOY again. God damn I love this team.
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A tall lanky dork who can throw over 100mph
A crazy-haired first baseman that everyone gave up on
A scrappy Italian who refuses to keep his jersey clean
A manager who can’t stop swearing or doing one liners
The Milwaukee Brewers are an inspirational Disney sports movie from 1990s.
A crazy-haired first baseman that everyone gave up on
A scrappy Italian who refuses to keep his jersey clean
A manager who can’t stop swearing or doing one liners
The Milwaukee Brewers are an inspirational Disney sports movie from 1990s.
July 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
A tall lanky dork who can throw over 100mph
A crazy-haired first baseman that everyone gave up on
A scrappy Italian who refuses to keep his jersey clean
A manager who can’t stop swearing or doing one liners
The Milwaukee Brewers are an inspirational Disney sports movie from 1990s.
A crazy-haired first baseman that everyone gave up on
A scrappy Italian who refuses to keep his jersey clean
A manager who can’t stop swearing or doing one liners
The Milwaukee Brewers are an inspirational Disney sports movie from 1990s.
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randomly thought about this hilarious touchdown from the 4th and 8 game.
June 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
randomly thought about this hilarious touchdown from the 4th and 8 game.