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Mostly water.
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Grandma is just VIBING right now
October 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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folks idk about u but i am ready 2 put on sweats and watch my close personal friends the seattle mariners try and win game four of the american league championship series.
October 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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There’s no reason to have a Democratic Party if it won’t go to the mat to save the Department of Education. It’s a fundamental belief that children in America deserve better futures. It’s tremendously simple. You cannot continue funding a government that would close this.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Mar 11
The Department of Education will begin sweeping layoffs tonight with about half of its 4,400 employees expected to be let go, sources tell CNN.

Read more: cnn.it/41IhB4h
March 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
PLAY THE HITS!
March 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If there is one good part of this Mariner off-season, it's been Mitch Haniger's chem-trail conspiracy theorist turn.
March 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Every time I think he can't top himself, JeDi proves me wrong.

Bravo! No notes.
February 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This is very good.
The Light Bat goes a bit esoteric and philosophical today to talk about the nature of value, and how the people who can provide it to Mariner fans are failing to do so. open.substack.com/pub/thelight...
We Talking About Value!?
Let's talk about who is here for what
open.substack.com
February 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Here's where the M's Offseason stands after POBO's latest zoom presser:
February 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Art can be anywhere
January 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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These are all great ideas, I hope this guy runs for President someday.
In his farewell address, Biden calls for:

An end to dark money

18 year term limit on Supreme Court Justices and ethics reform

A ban on stock trading in Congress

Amending the Constitution to say no president is immune from crimes committed in office
January 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
For those curious, Blake Hunt would X out the 'Acquire Former M's Player's box, but it was already crossed out by Austin Shenton. Still no trades, as Mastrobuoni and Blake were more waiver pick ups exchanged for cash considerations.
NEW YEAR'S UPDATE
January 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The best thing about the future is unlimited content. And if you are looking for a pro-union blog that argues against exploitation carried out by the billionaire class against the public trust as it pertains to the only baseball team to never make a world series, the future has you covered.
The Light Bat weekly roundup of Mariner news is out, and it's a fairly long one, as the there was actually news to cover for once. open.substack.com/pub/thelight...
Winter Fungo: 1/14/25
Every empire falls...
open.substack.com
January 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
January 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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The mariners offseason 😍
January 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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January 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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This is bullshit, when I ate a six month old tub of Top the Tater that I found in my fridge, the Star Tribune did not publish my letter saying that it was still worth it, despite all of the diarrhea.
January 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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It has been 28 days since the #NoMoves movement began. Our resolve has deepened. Our numbers have grown. Our roster remains.
January 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
NEW YEAR'S UPDATE
January 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Mariners make a big move this offseason!
January 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you...
December 25, 2024 at 7:12 AM
December 22, 2024 at 7:50 PM
🔥🔥🔥
December 17, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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ME: Nobody talks about it but yeah, you can just give them money!

ROGAN: Just money?!? No prospects?????

ME: No prospects! You just give them money and they come play for you.

ROGAN: That’s wild
December 14, 2024 at 7:53 PM
SHOUT IT FROM THE RAFTERS
December 14, 2024 at 2:29 AM