Drunk people and children speak their minds, which means to make the most honest person of all, we must get a child drunk

What are some insane or stupid ads y'all seen lately?

Minimum parking requirements have decimated what used to be vibrant & human-scaled cities.

People usually prefer sun, but did you know that Washington's Rattlesnake Ledge is just as beautiful in snow?

Sprechen wir im Wahlkampf eigentlich nur noch über Migration oder kümmert sich irgendwer noch um Themen wie Bildung, Umverteilung, explodierende Mieten in Städten, Kinderarmut, Gesundheitsversorgung, Vereinbarkeit Familie & Beruf…?Laut Umfragen sind das alles wichtige Themen für die Wählerschaft. 😕

Wish my two besties were on here bc we hit this trio pretty fuckin hard actually

I wonder if my clients know that I'm thinking about lines for a rap battle between Nosferatu and Dracula during their appointments

hello, my name is sam altman with an important transmission.

you may be familiar with my product, mega-plagiarizer 9000.

i have compelling evidence that the chinese have plagiarized the mega-plagiarizer 9000 in creating their rival mega-plagiarizer.

this is unacceptable and will teach me nothing

A peak into past horrors ☠️🖤
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Spooky season is any season you have the energy to “spookify” 😈
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#sfxmakeup #Selfportrait #horrormakeup #goremakeup #ZombieMakeup #ClownMakeup

A glimpse of Self portrait work from last year. 🖤
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Hopefully this year brings about more creativity despite all the bull trying to overtake ☠️
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First post on here so entirely no idea how to format, but here we go!
#portraitphography
#selfportraitPhotography
#creativephotography #Graphiceyeliner

timeline cleanse

Wild timelapse of ice moving on the Hudson River last week

Via: @zijake/IG

I am seeking writers and creators who need voice acting/voiceovers for their projects!
I'm open to working gratis for portfolio building, hit replies or my inbox 🙏🏼

It took me more than 4 years to capture a scene I could only dream of. A magnificent Condor soars above the peaks of Argentina's Mount Fitz Roy, as they are spot lit in beautiful morning light. 🪶

#bluesky #photography #landscape #birds #nature
#landscapephotography #naturephotography #travel #scape

This is the most matrix style dodging of a question I've ever seen hoooooly