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growing up in my town was crazy. I remember one time this kid Doug threw a rock at an abandoned house and it ended up knocking the whole thing down. turns out it was the childhood home of this other girl in our class. it was fucked up. there was also a blue kid who made honking sounds.
December 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
growing up in my town was crazy. I remember one time this kid Doug threw a rock at an abandoned house and it ended up knocking the whole thing down. turns out it was the childhood home of this other girl in our class. it was fucked up. there was also a blue kid who made honking sounds.
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These loathsome creatures who call themselves Democrats seem to believe that every trans person exists on an ice floe you can gently push out to sea. But trans people, besides being people in and of themselves, have families and friends and communities, and now we're coming for you.
December 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
These loathsome creatures who call themselves Democrats seem to believe that every trans person exists on an ice floe you can gently push out to sea. But trans people, besides being people in and of themselves, have families and friends and communities, and now we're coming for you.
the rosebud;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!; economy
Sources: Disney's Sora deal is entirely in OpenAI stock rather than a cash licensing fee; Disney has the option to buy additional stock beyond the $1B stake (Bloomberg)
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December 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
the rosebud;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!; economy
after all these years it’s still a bit strange to me that they give you RL Stine’s name in the last round of Wheel of Fortune but I guess that just speaks to his success and influence as an author
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
after all these years it’s still a bit strange to me that they give you RL Stine’s name in the last round of Wheel of Fortune but I guess that just speaks to his success and influence as an author
when you’re so excited to be a freshman in college that you can’t sit still on the subway
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
when you’re so excited to be a freshman in college that you can’t sit still on the subway
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(RFK Jr. voice) come on barbie let's go party
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
(RFK Jr. voice) come on barbie let's go party
happy The Friday That It Finally Happens, everybody
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
happy The Friday That It Finally Happens, everybody
(RFK Jr. voice) come on barbie let's go party
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
(RFK Jr. voice) come on barbie let's go party
oh OK.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
oh OK.
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Charles Chatterton Cheese
June 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Charles Chatterton Cheese
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how does donald trump keep breaking all these norms when all i'm doing is repeatedly suggesting he might do that with softball questions and then writing up the answers as if it's not a settled issue and attributing equal validity to his sundowning avarice and the written constitution
hes not allowed to run for a third term so why are you even asking him
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
how does donald trump keep breaking all these norms when all i'm doing is repeatedly suggesting he might do that with softball questions and then writing up the answers as if it's not a settled issue and attributing equal validity to his sundowning avarice and the written constitution
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all I remember is waking up wanting to make sure I didn’t forget about this awesome joke
March 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
all I remember is waking up wanting to make sure I didn’t forget about this awesome joke
what did he know and when did he know it
October 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
what did he know and when did he know it
sad to learn I was cut from every scene in One Battle After Another. I was the guy following the characters around, gesturing to all of the stuff that was happening and going, "you're surprised by this?"
September 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
sad to learn I was cut from every scene in One Battle After Another. I was the guy following the characters around, gesturing to all of the stuff that was happening and going, "you're surprised by this?"
for his funeral they’re gonna sit him up in his favorite chair and put a blunt in his hand
September 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
for his funeral they’re gonna sit him up in his favorite chair and put a blunt in his hand
hello, @jtkantor.bsky.social !
any chance my partner and I hear a bit if pulp’s “common people” at the park today?
any chance my partner and I hear a bit if pulp’s “common people” at the park today?
September 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
hello, @jtkantor.bsky.social !
any chance my partner and I hear a bit if pulp’s “common people” at the park today?
any chance my partner and I hear a bit if pulp’s “common people” at the park today?
don't even talk to me in the morning until I've had my Edible Arrangement
August 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
don't even talk to me in the morning until I've had my Edible Arrangement
the rosebud scene from citizen kane except it’s george r.r. martin and a tenga egg
August 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
the rosebud scene from citizen kane except it’s george r.r. martin and a tenga egg
say what you will about hulk hogan but it’s sad that he died because he had explosive diarrhea and then slipped on all of the diarrhea and fell down six flights of steps and puked all over himself the whole way down while also getting the diarrhea all over his mouth at the same time
Hulk Hogan has died at 71, TMZ reports
Hulk Hogan Dead at 71
Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old, TMZ Sports has learned.
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July 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
say what you will about hulk hogan but it’s sad that he died because he had explosive diarrhea and then slipped on all of the diarrhea and fell down six flights of steps and puked all over himself the whole way down while also getting the diarrhea all over his mouth at the same time
you’re not reelin in the years, bro? you’re seriously not stowin away the time?? lmao. grow up.
July 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
you’re not reelin in the years, bro? you’re seriously not stowin away the time?? lmao. grow up.
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We have to agree today to vote for the imaginary worst candidate possible. What don't you purists get about that? We have to commit to that now. We cannot come up with any better guy than someone you already hate. Grow up.
July 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
We have to agree today to vote for the imaginary worst candidate possible. What don't you purists get about that? We have to commit to that now. We cannot come up with any better guy than someone you already hate. Grow up.
“I Get Around” is one of the all-time best songs that’s about being cool as hell
June 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“I Get Around” is one of the all-time best songs that’s about being cool as hell
Charles Chatterton Cheese
June 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Charles Chatterton Cheese
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we should make a nice big disgusting mucky pit for all the ICE guys to spend the rest of their lives in 😀 you could put glass over the top so everyone can look down and see them getting sick and weak in the mud ☺️
June 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
we should make a nice big disgusting mucky pit for all the ICE guys to spend the rest of their lives in 😀 you could put glass over the top so everyone can look down and see them getting sick and weak in the mud ☺️