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“Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is.”
— Albert Camus
#ReadIshmael
— Albert Camus
#ReadIshmael
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Not sure I understand why the Trump administration cares about Christians in Nigeria and not Christians in Ukraine
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Not sure I understand why the Trump administration cares about Christians in Nigeria and not Christians in Ukraine
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
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You almost have to feel bad for an ugly old man with no family or friends to keep him company on Christmas Day that he makes 200 crazy posts ranting about everything under the sun.
Almost.
Almost.
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You almost have to feel bad for an ugly old man with no family or friends to keep him company on Christmas Day that he makes 200 crazy posts ranting about everything under the sun.
Almost.
Almost.
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Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
December 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
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Kinda seems like Trump punishing Colorado for not releasing Tina Peters (who tried to help him steal the election) from prison should be a bigger story
December 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Kinda seems like Trump punishing Colorado for not releasing Tina Peters (who tried to help him steal the election) from prison should be a bigger story
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Nothing to see here. This is definitely a normal post that perfectly demonstrates appropriate behavior for a man with grave responsibilities to the nation and absolutely, positively does not show psychological derangement and incapacity to serve as president under section 4 of the 25th Amendment.
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Nothing to see here. This is definitely a normal post that perfectly demonstrates appropriate behavior for a man with grave responsibilities to the nation and absolutely, positively does not show psychological derangement and incapacity to serve as president under section 4 of the 25th Amendment.
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Bombing on Christmas. Yeah that tracks for the dude who gave himself a madeup Fifa Peace Prize.
December 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Bombing on Christmas. Yeah that tracks for the dude who gave himself a madeup Fifa Peace Prize.
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“Eminence Front” turns 43 today. 🎸
“I hesitate to try to explain what it was about,” Townshend told @rollingstone.com. “It’s clearly about the absurdity of drug-fueled grandiosity — but whether I was pointing the finger at myself or at the cocaine dealers of Miami Beach is hard to recall.”
“I hesitate to try to explain what it was about,” Townshend told @rollingstone.com. “It’s clearly about the absurdity of drug-fueled grandiosity — but whether I was pointing the finger at myself or at the cocaine dealers of Miami Beach is hard to recall.”
December 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“Eminence Front” turns 43 today. 🎸
“I hesitate to try to explain what it was about,” Townshend told @rollingstone.com. “It’s clearly about the absurdity of drug-fueled grandiosity — but whether I was pointing the finger at myself or at the cocaine dealers of Miami Beach is hard to recall.”
“I hesitate to try to explain what it was about,” Townshend told @rollingstone.com. “It’s clearly about the absurdity of drug-fueled grandiosity — but whether I was pointing the finger at myself or at the cocaine dealers of Miami Beach is hard to recall.”
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💥 The methodical destruction of trapped Russian armored vehicles by drones from the Voron unmanned systems battalion of the 100th Brigade of the Ukrainian Armed Forces.
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
💥 The methodical destruction of trapped Russian armored vehicles by drones from the Voron unmanned systems battalion of the 100th Brigade of the Ukrainian Armed Forces.
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From our family to yours, merry Christmas! We hope your day is filled with good people and good food.
December 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
From our family to yours, merry Christmas! We hope your day is filled with good people and good food.
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Cartoon by Mike Smith | King Features
December 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Cartoon by Mike Smith | King Features
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Remember: There's always strength in a union. Solidarity.
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Remember: There's always strength in a union. Solidarity.
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December 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Merry Xmas, Moscow 😘
Ukraine’s new Flamingo cruise missile, with a reported range of up to 3000 km, is said to outperform the US Tomahawk and is already striking targets deep inside Russia.
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merry Xmas, Moscow 😘
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Cartoon by Kevin KAL Kallaugher
December 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Cartoon by Kevin KAL Kallaugher
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Before you laugh there are kids that still believe in Santa…
Remember there are still ADULTS that believe in Donald Trump 🥴
#Trump #NORAD #HolidayGreetings
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Before you laugh there are kids that still believe in Santa…
Remember there are still ADULTS that believe in Donald Trump 🥴
#Trump #NORAD #HolidayGreetings
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December 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Before you laugh there are kids that still believe in Santa…
Remember there are still ADULTS that believe in Donald Trump 🥴
#Trump #NORAD #HolidayGreetings
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Before you laugh there are kids that still believe in Santa…
Remember there are still ADULTS that believe in Donald Trump 🥴
#Trump #NORAD #HolidayGreetings
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Two very different Christmas messages
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Two very different Christmas messages
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This is one of our favorites!
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This is one of our favorites!
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We have a WH occupant who’s not a President of the United States. We have a Justice Dept & an AG not committed to justice. We have a Health & Human Services Secy dedicated to undermining health & dismantling services.
These are times that demand us to stay clear about what we value & who we love.
These are times that demand us to stay clear about what we value & who we love.
December 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We have a WH occupant who’s not a President of the United States. We have a Justice Dept & an AG not committed to justice. We have a Health & Human Services Secy dedicated to undermining health & dismantling services.
These are times that demand us to stay clear about what we value & who we love.
These are times that demand us to stay clear about what we value & who we love.
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CBS is now state run media. Killing a story, then lying about the justification, is the death of integrity.
December 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
CBS is now state run media. Killing a story, then lying about the justification, is the death of integrity.
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If Network NEWSCASTS, and their Late Night Shows, are almost 100% Accurate about a Pathological Liar and Convicted Felon who Incited an Insurrection, tried to Steal a Fair Election and is Covering up Sex Crimes against Children, shouldn't his Disgraceful Presidency be terminated? I say, YES!
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If Network NEWSCASTS, and their Late Night Shows, are almost 100% Accurate about a Pathological Liar and Convicted Felon who Incited an Insurrection, tried to Steal a Fair Election and is Covering up Sex Crimes against Children, shouldn't his Disgraceful Presidency be terminated? I say, YES!
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President Farquaad needs to get ahold of himself and read that pesky document he swore an oath to defend.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
President Farquaad needs to get ahold of himself and read that pesky document he swore an oath to defend.
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Funny how that works, huh? [Cartoon by Joe Heller]
December 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Funny how that works, huh? [Cartoon by Joe Heller]
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Bari Weiss declaring this a “slow news week” on the week all the Epstein shit is hitting the fan tells you everything about her news judgment.
December 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Bari Weiss declaring this a “slow news week” on the week all the Epstein shit is hitting the fan tells you everything about her news judgment.