@ecstaticasterisms.bsky.social
30's. He/him. Queer & disabled. 18+
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My no-fun-at-parties take is that "christmas is a secular holiday" is an uncomfortable way of assuring me that christianity is the status quo and everything outside of that is an aberration. Sorry! It's still a christian holiday!! Just because you're an atheist doesn't make it secular!
December 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My no-fun-at-parties take is that "christmas is a secular holiday" is an uncomfortable way of assuring me that christianity is the status quo and everything outside of that is an aberration. Sorry! It's still a christian holiday!! Just because you're an atheist doesn't make it secular!
When I bought binders Back In The Day™️ 1. They weren't from the US and 2. Yeah they were advertised as compression vests for cosplay.
When trump first won, i started brainstorming what i'd start calling my products when sex toys got banned.
For binders, i offer "Extra-Tight Vests".
For binders, i offer "Extra-Tight Vests".
December 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
When I bought binders Back In The Day™️ 1. They weren't from the US and 2. Yeah they were advertised as compression vests for cosplay.
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Idk what it says about me that this is the perfect Christmas gift to give me. Shout outs to my friend/editor Aaron for the gift 😂😂
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Idk what it says about me that this is the perfect Christmas gift to give me. Shout outs to my friend/editor Aaron for the gift 😂😂
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I’m in an a&w admiring this snowman window painting. He’s falling apart but still smiling. Ai could never make me feel anything close to what the a&w window painting snowman can
December 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’m in an a&w admiring this snowman window painting. He’s falling apart but still smiling. Ai could never make me feel anything close to what the a&w window painting snowman can
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i feel like after your S.O. destroys your TV the first time you should've broken up but this second one's on you, neighbor
December 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i feel like after your S.O. destroys your TV the first time you should've broken up but this second one's on you, neighbor
Let's fucking goooo! 🥳
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Let's fucking goooo! 🥳
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November 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I love our medium so much
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I love our medium so much
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HELLO!! I have just weaseled my way into a set at this year’s “Cancer is a Joke” fundriaser!
You can see me and a bunch of much funnier people with a $19 donation streamed live from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles!
Not, my set, at least, is not suitable for kids.
veeps.com/dynastytypew...
You can see me and a bunch of much funnier people with a $19 donation streamed live from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles!
Not, my set, at least, is not suitable for kids.
veeps.com/dynastytypew...
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
HELLO!! I have just weaseled my way into a set at this year’s “Cancer is a Joke” fundriaser!
You can see me and a bunch of much funnier people with a $19 donation streamed live from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles!
Not, my set, at least, is not suitable for kids.
veeps.com/dynastytypew...
You can see me and a bunch of much funnier people with a $19 donation streamed live from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles!
Not, my set, at least, is not suitable for kids.
veeps.com/dynastytypew...
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Something very funny about how I have reposts turned off but I do still repost things. Everyone should look at My Blessed Reposts because they're Good. Everyone else's are bad though
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Something very funny about how I have reposts turned off but I do still repost things. Everyone should look at My Blessed Reposts because they're Good. Everyone else's are bad though
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alright it's clear from reading the timeline that everyone should go fuck themselves*
*it should be noted that the speaker has a conflict of interest on this matter
*it should be noted that the speaker has a conflict of interest on this matter
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
alright it's clear from reading the timeline that everyone should go fuck themselves*
*it should be noted that the speaker has a conflict of interest on this matter
*it should be noted that the speaker has a conflict of interest on this matter
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Protests continued today outside Take Two's offices in London, but also in Paris, where Le Syndicat des Travailleureuses du Jeu Vidéo (@stjv.fr) came out to show their international solidarity with the fired Rockstar workers.
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Protests continued today outside Take Two's offices in London, but also in Paris, where Le Syndicat des Travailleureuses du Jeu Vidéo (@stjv.fr) came out to show their international solidarity with the fired Rockstar workers.
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In fairness, it was a horrible thing to wish upon a woodchipper.
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
In fairness, it was a horrible thing to wish upon a woodchipper.
I finally fully deleted my facebook. Was more complicated than cancelling an internet contract jfc. I was going to do instagram too, but as soon as I did fb it booted me out of the "meta account center" and if you log in within 30 days you have to do the whole deletion process again.
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I finally fully deleted my facebook. Was more complicated than cancelling an internet contract jfc. I was going to do instagram too, but as soon as I did fb it booted me out of the "meta account center" and if you log in within 30 days you have to do the whole deletion process again.
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Early 90s bands used the word "jaded" like they bought a whole case of it at Costco when they only needed 1 pack.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Early 90s bands used the word "jaded" like they bought a whole case of it at Costco when they only needed 1 pack.
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I'm always reminded how divorced from disability inclusion the broader accessibility community is when I attend events about the topic.
Always people talking the talk but never walking the walk.
Always people talking the talk but never walking the walk.
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I'm always reminded how divorced from disability inclusion the broader accessibility community is when I attend events about the topic.
Always people talking the talk but never walking the walk.
Always people talking the talk but never walking the walk.
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Immensely refreshing read
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Immensely refreshing read
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Getting a lot of these sorts of comments lately, must be hard to navigate the world when you’re allergic to fun
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Getting a lot of these sorts of comments lately, must be hard to navigate the world when you’re allergic to fun
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for every person who participates in no nut november I will be jerking it an additional time per day to prevent John Harvey Kellogg's ghost from returning to haunt our collective foreskins. You're welcome.
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
for every person who participates in no nut november I will be jerking it an additional time per day to prevent John Harvey Kellogg's ghost from returning to haunt our collective foreskins. You're welcome.
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Careful when selecting an app on your phone. Doordash & Grindr leave very different things on your doorstep when asked for "a twelve inch spicy Italian with Coke".
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Careful when selecting an app on your phone. Doordash & Grindr leave very different things on your doorstep when asked for "a twelve inch spicy Italian with Coke".
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I currently have 36 Nebula-exclusive videos, and you currently have a weekend coming up, and Nebula just implemented free 3-day trials, so... go nuts?
nebula.tv/jacob-geller
nebula.tv/jacob-geller
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I currently have 36 Nebula-exclusive videos, and you currently have a weekend coming up, and Nebula just implemented free 3-day trials, so... go nuts?
nebula.tv/jacob-geller
nebula.tv/jacob-geller
Scott always has correct opinions about Scooby lore
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Scott always has correct opinions about Scooby lore
Mind control aftermath & recovery
Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go
November 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Mind control aftermath & recovery
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I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.