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really into sharks at the moment
need to go scream in a big open field
December 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Crying shame that we didn't get to see the shuttle ride from Endor to Death Star 2 in Return of the Jedi after Vader captures Luke. Absolute all timer awkward father and son moment
December 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
everyone’s a feminist until the woman on her period starts farting
December 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i jokingly made a christmas wish and it came true less than an hour later. i think im forced to become a jew who believes in santa claus now
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
an ayesha erotica cover of jailbait by olivia nuzzi
December 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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i don't like that santa comes down the chimney that is the behavior of an apex predator
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 AM
male box? yes please!
December 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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all i want for christmas is for pigeons to be loved and cared for again
December 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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“Babies Are Freezing to Death in Gaza. Israeli Policy and the World’s Inaction Are to Blame”
Babies Are Freezing to Death in Gaza. Israeli Policy and the World’s Inaction Are to Blame
The world must stop treating the word “ceasefire” as a guarantee of safety when Gaza’s residents remain under fire, under siege, and under conditions that guarantee more suffering and heartbreak.
zeteo.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
chekhovs tarantula
December 23, 2025 at 9:21 AM
i’m feeling so maternal towards kevin mcallister
December 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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ever since i was a little girl i have been very confusing to everyone around me
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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watching turning point USA events recently it’s made me realize i grieve death incorrectly, i should have far more pyrotechnics and party music involved
December 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
wish i lived near an ocean so i could scream into it
December 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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i’m sorry if this is too kinky but could you just kiss my forehead and tell me i’m cute
December 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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i am not responsible for the feral things i said when i was ovulating
December 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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There is an alternate reality where Richard Dreyfus on the Adam Friedland show and it does not go well for Richard
December 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
i need a real sweetie pie weirdo
December 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
i wish i could do a good cher impression
December 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
my party trick? being the first person to pull my boobs out. also i can burp on command.
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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I let him hit because his heart is pure
December 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Logging a Grinch sighting on iNaturalist
December 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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I’m sending a check for $69 to every brave american who has ever fallen asleep while yoinking it
December 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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knitting a very small sweater for the spider that lives in my room
December 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM