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Mouthy spinster. Cursed to regret everything I’ve ever posted, but tragically unable to shut up.
Mouthy spinster. Cursed to regret everything I’ve ever posted, but tragically unable to shut up.
Pinned
Million dollar business idea: cold & flu makeup. It’s the fullest coverage available, has lots of redness correction, and it won’t come off on a Kleenex every time you blow your nose.
Granted I don’t have *that* many married friends, but every wife I know who does the “Oh GAWD my hubby is such a moron! HAHA!” schtick is conservative. My married liberal friends generally err on the side of mutual respect, at least in public.
Tell me you want a servant without saying you're too insecure to handle a partner
December 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Granted I don’t have *that* many married friends, but every wife I know who does the “Oh GAWD my hubby is such a moron! HAHA!” schtick is conservative. My married liberal friends generally err on the side of mutual respect, at least in public.
Haven’t had Taco Bell in a while, and was considering getting it delivered for one last 2025 hurrah at lunchtime today. Opened the app to see there was an item in my cart from weeks ago…
#7LayerBurrito #7LayersOfGrief
#7LayerBurrito #7LayersOfGrief
December 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Haven’t had Taco Bell in a while, and was considering getting it delivered for one last 2025 hurrah at lunchtime today. Opened the app to see there was an item in my cart from weeks ago…
#7LayerBurrito #7LayersOfGrief
#7LayerBurrito #7LayersOfGrief
Faced with insurmountable quantities of end-of-year work, gift-wrapping, and prep to move myself/my cats to my parents’ place for a week, while battling a cold that won’t die, I’ve made the shrewd choice to stay up until 3am playing games on my phone 2 nights in a row.
December 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Faced with insurmountable quantities of end-of-year work, gift-wrapping, and prep to move myself/my cats to my parents’ place for a week, while battling a cold that won’t die, I’ve made the shrewd choice to stay up until 3am playing games on my phone 2 nights in a row.
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on second thought maybe it was a mistake to put obvious morons in charge of everything
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
on second thought maybe it was a mistake to put obvious morons in charge of everything
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🎶HEAD LIKE A HOLESTICE
BLACK AS YOUR SOLSTICE
I'D RATHER DIE
THAN GIVE YOU CONTROLSTICE🎶
BLACK AS YOUR SOLSTICE
I'D RATHER DIE
THAN GIVE YOU CONTROLSTICE🎶
December 22, 2025 at 7:43 AM
🎶HEAD LIKE A HOLESTICE
BLACK AS YOUR SOLSTICE
I'D RATHER DIE
THAN GIVE YOU CONTROLSTICE🎶
BLACK AS YOUR SOLSTICE
I'D RATHER DIE
THAN GIVE YOU CONTROLSTICE🎶
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If genAI was 100 times more useful than it is, it still probably wouldn't be worth all the trouble it causes.
The fact that it's basically useless AND profoundly damaging to pretty much every aspect of humanity turns it from something at best morally dubious into something downright malevolent.
The fact that it's basically useless AND profoundly damaging to pretty much every aspect of humanity turns it from something at best morally dubious into something downright malevolent.
December 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If genAI was 100 times more useful than it is, it still probably wouldn't be worth all the trouble it causes.
The fact that it's basically useless AND profoundly damaging to pretty much every aspect of humanity turns it from something at best morally dubious into something downright malevolent.
The fact that it's basically useless AND profoundly damaging to pretty much every aspect of humanity turns it from something at best morally dubious into something downright malevolent.
Sometimes my niece just randomly says, “I love you aunt eeyikes ❤️” and neither Trump nor Musk will ever know 1/1,000th of that feeling. The only thing you can buy with $1b is a spot in hell.
December 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Sometimes my niece just randomly says, “I love you aunt eeyikes ❤️” and neither Trump nor Musk will ever know 1/1,000th of that feeling. The only thing you can buy with $1b is a spot in hell.
Million dollar business idea: cold & flu makeup. It’s the fullest coverage available, has lots of redness correction, and it won’t come off on a Kleenex every time you blow your nose.
December 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Million dollar business idea: cold & flu makeup. It’s the fullest coverage available, has lots of redness correction, and it won’t come off on a Kleenex every time you blow your nose.
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A weary America decides its sick of all these guys’ shit and maybe it will do something about it
December 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A weary America decides its sick of all these guys’ shit and maybe it will do something about it
Honestly the clincher here is the traffic situation. If you want to solve the obesity crisis, simply put all the healthy(er) places on the right side of the road based on my usual routes!
Today’s lunchtime conundrum is:
Healthy food requiring a death-defying left turn in the year’s worst traffic. $19, but meal will last 2 days.
Unhealthy food from a safe right turn that *also* leads to a shortcut. $14, main meal will last 2 days but I also get 4 days’ worth of dessert. *WINNER!*
Healthy food requiring a death-defying left turn in the year’s worst traffic. $19, but meal will last 2 days.
Unhealthy food from a safe right turn that *also* leads to a shortcut. $14, main meal will last 2 days but I also get 4 days’ worth of dessert. *WINNER!*
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Honestly the clincher here is the traffic situation. If you want to solve the obesity crisis, simply put all the healthy(er) places on the right side of the road based on my usual routes!
Today’s lunchtime conundrum is:
Healthy food requiring a death-defying left turn in the year’s worst traffic. $19, but meal will last 2 days.
Unhealthy food from a safe right turn that *also* leads to a shortcut. $14, main meal will last 2 days but I also get 4 days’ worth of dessert. *WINNER!*
Healthy food requiring a death-defying left turn in the year’s worst traffic. $19, but meal will last 2 days.
Unhealthy food from a safe right turn that *also* leads to a shortcut. $14, main meal will last 2 days but I also get 4 days’ worth of dessert. *WINNER!*
December 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Today’s lunchtime conundrum is:
Healthy food requiring a death-defying left turn in the year’s worst traffic. $19, but meal will last 2 days.
Unhealthy food from a safe right turn that *also* leads to a shortcut. $14, main meal will last 2 days but I also get 4 days’ worth of dessert. *WINNER!*
Healthy food requiring a death-defying left turn in the year’s worst traffic. $19, but meal will last 2 days.
Unhealthy food from a safe right turn that *also* leads to a shortcut. $14, main meal will last 2 days but I also get 4 days’ worth of dessert. *WINNER!*
Everyone wants my money for their “investigative journalism” but nobody is looking into this!
I know everyone is a worse driver during the holidays, but it also feels like there are just *more* people on the road. Who are the millions upon millions of mole people who sleep under the earth for 11 months, then emerge, blind and bewildered, to operate a motor vehicle for 2 weeks in December?!?
December 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Everyone wants my money for their “investigative journalism” but nobody is looking into this!
I know everyone is a worse driver during the holidays, but it also feels like there are just *more* people on the road. Who are the millions upon millions of mole people who sleep under the earth for 11 months, then emerge, blind and bewildered, to operate a motor vehicle for 2 weeks in December?!?
December 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I know everyone is a worse driver during the holidays, but it also feels like there are just *more* people on the road. Who are the millions upon millions of mole people who sleep under the earth for 11 months, then emerge, blind and bewildered, to operate a motor vehicle for 2 weeks in December?!?
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Henry David Thoreau is like “damn my vacation is so important to humanity”
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Henry David Thoreau is like “damn my vacation is so important to humanity”
Someone recently told me I shouldn’t worry because AI won’t take my job. But tbh I’m much *more* concerned about it taking my water, or its insatiable energy appetite poisoning my air.
December 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Someone recently told me I shouldn’t worry because AI won’t take my job. But tbh I’m much *more* concerned about it taking my water, or its insatiable energy appetite poisoning my air.
I have a cold and I can’t breathe through my nose and I want to call Dignitas. God help me if/when I get a REAL illness.
December 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I have a cold and I can’t breathe through my nose and I want to call Dignitas. God help me if/when I get a REAL illness.
Some of these “rewinds” are as dumb as the autoplays. I did not watch one single episode of The Paper. It *might* have autoplayed for under a minute at some point - God knows Peacock keeps shoving it at me - but to use something I NEVER watched as the “comedy” example is certainly a choice.
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Some of these “rewinds” are as dumb as the autoplays. I did not watch one single episode of The Paper. It *might* have autoplayed for under a minute at some point - God knows Peacock keeps shoving it at me - but to use something I NEVER watched as the “comedy” example is certainly a choice.
Y’all who are watching this: thank you for your service. Could not be me. 🫡
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Y’all who are watching this: thank you for your service. Could not be me. 🫡
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There's probably a thesis to be written about how we're living in a time where cruel and malicious people are ascendant and feel a need to rewrite our classic stories so the villains are more sympathetic in their cruelty and malevolence.
December 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
There's probably a thesis to be written about how we're living in a time where cruel and malicious people are ascendant and feel a need to rewrite our classic stories so the villains are more sympathetic in their cruelty and malevolence.
Just sending an email to my GOP rep entitled “NO WAR WITH VENEZUELA” at 10pm on a Tuesday night, as one does.
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Just sending an email to my GOP rep entitled “NO WAR WITH VENEZUELA” at 10pm on a Tuesday night, as one does.
Note to self: you cannot check work email the night before returning from PTO “so there won’t be any surprises”. It just moves the surprises (and attendant rise in blood pressure) so they can ruin a perfectly good evening instead of being a barely-noticeable part of an all-around shitty morning.
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Note to self: you cannot check work email the night before returning from PTO “so there won’t be any surprises”. It just moves the surprises (and attendant rise in blood pressure) so they can ruin a perfectly good evening instead of being a barely-noticeable part of an all-around shitty morning.
Seeing more and more of "this show is bad because the characters aren't likable". You can just say you don't like it! "Characters must be likeable and/or good people" is not a criterion for anything. They're just characters. It's not real. You don't have to invite them over.
December 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Seeing more and more of "this show is bad because the characters aren't likable". You can just say you don't like it! "Characters must be likeable and/or good people" is not a criterion for anything. They're just characters. It's not real. You don't have to invite them over.
Saw a billboard that read "Who's the Grinch? I thought Christmas was about Christ! - God" It's so infuriating. I actually believe Christmas is about Christ, but I emphatically do NOT believe in being a scoldy Christofascist asshole about it.
December 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Saw a billboard that read "Who's the Grinch? I thought Christmas was about Christ! - God" It's so infuriating. I actually believe Christmas is about Christ, but I emphatically do NOT believe in being a scoldy Christofascist asshole about it.