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the idle witch
@eeyikes.bsky.social
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she/her • Georgia, US Mouthy spinster. Cursed to regret everything I’ve ever posted, but tragically unable to shut up.
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 5d
Me (with a gaping head wound): HELP I’ve been shot in the head!

Literally every woman my age: That’s a symptom of perimenopause.
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 11m
Tonight we are all Blue Jays fans #BeatLA #WorldSeries
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 16m
LOL DODGERS #SFGiants #WorldSeries
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 2h
My boy cat does this all the time. I can’t ever sit on a lumpy blanket without checking for him.
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 2h
“ICE officers are considered to be ‘on base’ at all times, and there are no take-backsies. Antifa has cooties. Thank you.”
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 5h
Lily Allen start a Patreon where we can tell you about our shittiest exes and you will musically obliterate them for us I will pay any price
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 5h
David Harbour is gonna have to become one of those forest hermits that lives off the pies he steals from tourist cabin windowsills. Throw the whole man away.
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 5h
I kept thinking there was no way this album was as good as everybody said, but y’all.

Y’ALL.

DAMN.
eeyikes.bsky.social the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 8h
Driving through Georgia on a beautiful autumn day, fully ready to throw hands on Lily Allen‘s behalf!
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 8h
Driving through Georgia on a beautiful autumn day, fully ready to throw hands on Lily Allen‘s behalf!
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 10h
The petty, smear-y bullshit is off the charts. My impulse is blood-boiling fury, but I also know this shit is designed to make me have a rage stroke and I’m *trying really hard* not to give them what they want!
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 10h
These are screenshots from the ACTUAL WHITE HOUSE PAGE on the timeline of the East Wing. You may not believe what you re seeing. Go and check for yourself. This...I don't even know what to say about this.
Timeline: Reconstruction of east wing Addition of Briefing Room Bill Clinton Scandal Muslim Brotherhood visits Cocaine Discovered Trans Day of Visibility North and South flagpole Rose Garden renovations
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 10h
But is there *any* job where this isn’t happening? Where are the companies putting their collective foot down? I don’t like it, and I’m sure as fuck not “afraid” of it. I believe it is inherently unethical. What do we do if our livelihood depends on us actively setting fire to the rainforest?
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 10h
OK so this is just The Week Everyone At Work Decided to Unquestioningly Accept AI, I guess. I spent *hours* yday debating what I would do if it becomes a requirement, and I’m still not sure.

I can’t afford to just quit w/no net, but I might have to seriously start looking. And/or buying lotto tix.
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 12h
Careful! If you Dad this hard, people will start handing you *their* kids!
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 12h
So many smart people with the best of intentions just fail to THINK about shit. USE YOUR BRAIN! YOU CAN BE BETTER THAN THIS!
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 12h
In an interdepartmental call where someone added AI art to a slide (UGH)

…and the watermark indicates it was made with Grok (OF *ALL* THE SHITTY AI!!!)

My head is going to explode before the year is out.
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 1d
Tonight I am packing for a weekend trip to watch…

American Football 🤦‍♀️
(derogatory)
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 1d
Gratified to hear that the U.S. military’s GoFundMe is going well.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
Trump: "By the way, a friend of mine called us the other day and he said 'I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have because of the Democrat shutdown. I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have with the military.' Today, he sent us a check for $130 million. It's gonna go the military."
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 1d
Good news for people who think that pumpkin spice-flavored stuff should have actual pumpkin in it! (These are delicious; they taste like pumpkin pie.)
Package of Voortman Bakery Pumpkin Spice Wafers, which notes they are “baked with real pumpkin”
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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d
DM means Dishonorable Message. If you need to speak with me you can do so in front of everyone, in the light of god
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 1d
(My boy cat likes Sister Boniface Mysteries, but girl cat has notes)
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 1d
Very curious about how this particular survey answer translates into future programming decisions.
I usually watch BritBox… Please select all that apply. With my child/children By myself With my pets (this option is highlighted in grey)
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the idle witch @eeyikes.bsky.social · 1d
The only guarantees in life are death, taxes, and pre-PTO crises!
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 2d
apple google and meta proud sponsors of the epstein ballroom
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 2d
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Harrison Lee @harrisoncklee.bsky.social · 2d
A Dem could raise millions overnight with a "Donate $50, and we'll let you swing a sledgehammer and help tear down the ballroom" idea
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