Polish Pizza Boy
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Polish Pizza Boy
@eincleburt.bsky.social
· Nov 15
The only perk of Trump’s looming second term: cigarettes are okay again.
Why do I hate shipping fees so much? Logistics costs are real and freight workers are one of the last bastions for unions. idk why I hate paying for shipping so much.
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Why do I hate shipping fees so much? Logistics costs are real and freight workers are one of the last bastions for unions. idk why I hate paying for shipping so much.
I think I’m in love with my bidet
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I think I’m in love with my bidet
America is truly the land of innovation.
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
America is truly the land of innovation.
My favorite part of shopping around for a wedding DJ in rural Appalachia is gauging whether I should pay this person ~$1500. Like, a white guy from Boones Mill, VA (Trump Town USA) named Kidd Carter? Sir, there’s no way you aren’t a Nazi.
August 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My favorite part of shopping around for a wedding DJ in rural Appalachia is gauging whether I should pay this person ~$1500. Like, a white guy from Boones Mill, VA (Trump Town USA) named Kidd Carter? Sir, there’s no way you aren’t a Nazi.
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Neglected Alleyway Isleworth: ink and watercolour on vintage paper
August 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Neglected Alleyway Isleworth: ink and watercolour on vintage paper
Oh to be a sleeping Spanish mustang descended from 500 years of isolated lineage, living at the beach, drinking from natural springs, shitting on rich peoples’ lawns, legally protected from repercussions for any aforementioned shits.
August 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Oh to be a sleeping Spanish mustang descended from 500 years of isolated lineage, living at the beach, drinking from natural springs, shitting on rich peoples’ lawns, legally protected from repercussions for any aforementioned shits.
Student loan interest is going to start accruing and we’re nuking payment plans? Guess I’ll start door dashing so I can make those payments every month.
I’m over this simulation. Someone unplug me.
I’m over this simulation. Someone unplug me.
July 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Student loan interest is going to start accruing and we’re nuking payment plans? Guess I’ll start door dashing so I can make those payments every month.
I’m over this simulation. Someone unplug me.
I’m over this simulation. Someone unplug me.
Different energies. Both great.
May 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Different energies. Both great.
Remember when demoncrats were “withholding funds” from Republican populated counties because of partisanship?
Fuck this fucking administration and Jesus Christ I hope my neighbors can wake the fuck up but also y’know be able to get out of their fucking driveways.
Fuck this fucking administration and Jesus Christ I hope my neighbors can wake the fuck up but also y’know be able to get out of their fucking driveways.
New FEMA head denies North Carolina request to extend 100% reimbursement for Helene damage. FEMA told Gov. Josh Stein the increased level of federal funding requested to help with Helene damage in western NC is not warranted. (Via @annamroman.bsky.social) www.newsobserver.com/news/politic... #ncpol
New FEMA head denies NC request to extend 100% reimbursement for Helene damage
“The need in western North Carolina remains immense — people need debris removed, homes rebuilt, and roads restored,” Gov. Josh Stein said.
www.newsobserver.com
April 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Remember when demoncrats were “withholding funds” from Republican populated counties because of partisanship?
Fuck this fucking administration and Jesus Christ I hope my neighbors can wake the fuck up but also y’know be able to get out of their fucking driveways.
Fuck this fucking administration and Jesus Christ I hope my neighbors can wake the fuck up but also y’know be able to get out of their fucking driveways.
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A Delaware judge finds the right-wing network aired false and defamatory statements about Dominion Voting Systems' role in the 2020 presidential election. A jury trial is slated for late April.
Judge finds Newsmax aired false and defamatory claims about voting-tech company
A Delaware judge finds the right-wing network aired false and defamatory statements about Dominion Voting Systems' role in the 2020 presidential election. A jury trial is slated for late April.
www.npr.org
April 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
A Delaware judge finds the right-wing network aired false and defamatory statements about Dominion Voting Systems' role in the 2020 presidential election. A jury trial is slated for late April.
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can birds taste wasabi? there should be a spicy for birds
April 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
can birds taste wasabi? there should be a spicy for birds
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Turns out the answer to the rightwing meme “what is a man?” is “someone who gets fucked to death by Mr. President while applauding.”
April 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Turns out the answer to the rightwing meme “what is a man?” is “someone who gets fucked to death by Mr. President while applauding.”
I didn’t drink or smoke at all last night and woke up feeling great.
Shit.
I can’t buy into this wellness bullshit now. Not in this economy.
Shit.
I can’t buy into this wellness bullshit now. Not in this economy.
April 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I didn’t drink or smoke at all last night and woke up feeling great.
Shit.
I can’t buy into this wellness bullshit now. Not in this economy.
Shit.
I can’t buy into this wellness bullshit now. Not in this economy.
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Down 15% because the administration is very stupid
April 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Down 15% because the administration is very stupid
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(flashlight under my chin) You got printed plane tickets in the mail or from your travel agent. You could only get flight updates using a landline or asking someone in person at the airport.
April 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
(flashlight under my chin) You got printed plane tickets in the mail or from your travel agent. You could only get flight updates using a landline or asking someone in person at the airport.
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
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Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.
April 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.
Thinking of her
December 8, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Thinking of her
Poetry:
Rewinding ‘The Last Czars” to watch Nicholas II get shot by Bolsheviks again after working my second shift of the day.
Rewinding ‘The Last Czars” to watch Nicholas II get shot by Bolsheviks again after working my second shift of the day.
December 4, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Poetry:
Rewinding ‘The Last Czars” to watch Nicholas II get shot by Bolsheviks again after working my second shift of the day.
Rewinding ‘The Last Czars” to watch Nicholas II get shot by Bolsheviks again after working my second shift of the day.
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.
NYT Article on striking a balance between professional and fashionable: “get a tailor”
Sweet, the answer, once again, is: be wealthy.
Sweet, the answer, once again, is: be wealthy.
December 2, 2024 at 2:12 PM
NYT Article on striking a balance between professional and fashionable: “get a tailor”
Sweet, the answer, once again, is: be wealthy.
Sweet, the answer, once again, is: be wealthy.
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Having flowers blooming in the house always makes it so much cheerier!
Here’s my oxalis 💜 🌸
#houseplants
Here’s my oxalis 💜 🌸
#houseplants
November 26, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Having flowers blooming in the house always makes it so much cheerier!
Here’s my oxalis 💜 🌸
#houseplants
Here’s my oxalis 💜 🌸
#houseplants
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Leon wants to cut government spending now
November 24, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Leon wants to cut government spending now