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Steve Elde
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Artist and Storyteller
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One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Here’s my project 2026 — Donald Trump and JD Vance are impeached and removed from office after losing control of the house and senate in the midterms. Hakeem Jeffries becomes the speaker of the house and then the president of the United States for the remainder of the term. Make it happen.
December 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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This year’s Presidential Christmas card.
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”
December 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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All of these bootlegged copies of the 60 Minutes segment flooding my feed (saying, ‘Watch it quick! Before it disappears!’) makes me feel like I’m in the Soviet Union and just got some black market foreign newspaper I need to hide under a floorboard in my house.

This is where America is now
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Bari Weiss torching all of CBS’ journalistic integrity in just a few months on job. Mission accomplished.
December 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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What the hell have we become? Seriously, concentration camp USA.
AP: “Hundreds of immigrant children lingered in federal detention beyond a court-mandated limit, some more than five months… Attorneys highlighted the government’s own admissions to longer custody times, contaminated food, lack of medical care…” apnews.com/article/immi...
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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The first paragraph of Judge Breyer‘s opinion granting an injunction in the California National Guard case is a banger.
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob."

—FDR, 1936
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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A troubled nation breathes a sigh of relief as the Hoagie Hurler case is finally adjudicated.

#NotAllHeroesWearCapes
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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On this day 420 years ago, Guy Fawkes was sitting in a pub, thinking: "And the best part is, nobody suspects a thing!"
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink.

I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Imagine waking up in bed with a skeleton. That would be scary. But not as scary as waking up in bed without a skeleton.
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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It’s nearly Halloween, so don’t forget to buy plenty of sugary treats and snacks. You’ll need something to eat while you sit at home in the dark, pretending to be out.
October 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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AI “art” is boring because it can do anything, but means nothing. It’s as tedious as other people’s dreams or drug experiences. There’s no art without human connection and shared feeling.
October 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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It's come to this
October 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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“Acquitting the guilty and condemning the innocent— the Lord detests them both.” Proverbs‬ ‭17‬:‭15‬ ‭
October 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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The antifa terrorist marxists are out
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Administration officials are calling peaceful protesters "antifa" and "paid." This is a classic authoritarian tactic: delegitimize dissent. The truth: we are millions of everyday Americans—your neighbors—standing up for democracy. Don't fall for the lies. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Which David will face Goliath?
October 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM