rewatching "the princess bride" (1987) and recalling there was once a time audiences young and old were to be trusted with heart, humor, and winding, complex tales...

Some things not to comment on this Christmas:

- someone’s weight
- someone’s size
- how much they are eating
- how little they are eating
- the speed they are eating
- the type of foods they are eating
- the times they are eating
- your post Christmas diet
- how fat you feel

This adds a whole new resonance to Inigo Montoya’s “You killed my father. Prepare to die” speech

Your script has a white woman with bangs that plays the ukulele? Congratulations! It passes the Deschanel Test!

david oh my god do NOT play that boring-ass chord. the lord will hate that shit. it will NOT please him. try this one instead. it's secret 😉 🤫

The United States and frankly the entire world were robbed of what could have been a truly historic Presidency.

We need a Disney princess who's a socialist

This guy worked for State Dept for ~2 months. He has no inside knowledge of anything he talks about, even as he claims he ‘watched a censorship regime grow from the inside.’ It’s all bullshit. And the absolute credulity displayed by Rogan here is why commentary & journalism aren’t the same.

Santa baby,
Slip us some more OFMD,
(Season three),
We’ve been an awful good crew,
Santa baby,
Please give us back our pirates tonight 🏴‍☠️❤️

It is absurd and obscene to suggest the only way our military can project strength is to appoint as its leader a guy whose own mother called an abusive POS.

And you can't explain it away as "boys be wild."

not now babe I need to make my entire personality about a movie I haven't seen yet (nosferatu 2024)

my daughter came home from school upset because she didn't "bring a circle." I guess it was "bring a circle" day. "Everyone else brought a circle!" okay, first of all, I didn't know about bring a circle day. second, what the hell are you talking about

This is my periodic reminder to everybody who loses their appetite when they get stressed out to do whatever it takes to keep eating - set reminders, ask a trusted friend, whatever - because there have been years of downstream effects from my inadvertently collapsing my health in 2020 or so

Legacy media.

Fox hunting is a disgusting relic of a cruel past. If you think slaughtering an innocent animal for 'fun' makes you powerful, think again—it just makes you heartless. Time to end this barbaric practice FOREVER.

My feed is filled with useful info about what’s happening in South Korea and zero weird conspiracies blaming weather control devices. this is weird

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget