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Eliza
@elizah.bsky.social
Asheville Real Estate Agent, photographer, proud owner of a 12ft skeleton (and a home-grown 5’9 skeleton as well) 🏳️‍🌈🖤
Can’t wait to be so completely normal and not at all unhinged about this
Go behind the scenes of The Old Guard 2 and get a taste of the insane action coming your way this year — keep your eyes peeled for new faces and one shocking return. #NextOnNetflix
January 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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It actually is very important that you do things that you take pleasure in, regularly. That is part of how you survive the things that feel like they are going to destroy you.
January 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’m trying to use this site more, so it feels like a good time to make my views known. I’m firmly in the part of the far left that believes EVERYONE should have shelter, necessities, and dignity and be able to live authentically, while still believing in helpful things like vaccines and antibiotics
January 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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January 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Proud member of the year-round giant skeleton club
January 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Okay I don’t use bluesky often yet so maybe I’m missing something, but this seems… wrong. Content is being censored as adult because it does *not* include nudity?
December 6, 2024 at 1:11 AM
I absolutely understand the sentiment that we should all be mindful of what we post in case it’s used as evidence against us, but consider this compelling argument for why we should post whatever feral thoughts crawl their way out of our brains and onto our little screens:

funny
December 6, 2024 at 12:56 AM
It’s a good day to be someone who quit a high paying job because it didn’t align with my morality 😌
December 6, 2024 at 12:48 AM
There’s a cyber truck that’s frequently parked around my area and my dream is to keep a raccoon costume in my car so I can do a photoshoot of me as a raccoon mistaking it for a dumpster
Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver
November 16, 2024 at 8:13 PM
I’m less sad to lose my follower count on Twitter than I am to lose 15 years of banger tweets that only three or four people appreciated
November 16, 2024 at 6:31 PM
People on Threads are talking about how there’s way less misogyny and 🤡 business over here on Bluesky. True or nah??
November 16, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Cold plunge tub salesman: in an ideal world, how would you start each day
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
October 12, 2023 at 3:27 PM
Do not let anyone convince you that the suffering of one group means you cannot recognize the suffering of another
October 12, 2023 at 3:24 PM
Kristen Stewart made this for me personally as a birthday present and no one can convince me otherwise youtu.be/Y15RhMymDxo?...
Living for the Dead | Official Trailer | Hulu
From the creators of “Queer Eye”, five fabulous, queer ghost hunters roam the country, helping the living by healing the dead. Our gay ‘Ghost Hunties’ explor...
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September 28, 2023 at 4:30 PM
Thank you to the Black women and drag queens who leave The Most detailed product reviews — photos from multiple angles, their height, weight and measurements, a detailed itinerary of what they did while wearing/using it, every comment their friends made, and more. Replace the BBB with them pls 🙏🏻
September 26, 2023 at 8:21 PM
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there should be a site called treats .gov where you click on it and type in your SSN and it gives you $7.00 for 1 treat once every month. whoever implemented treats .gov would win every election forever. big crowds of people would gather each holding a Monster Zero Ultra Fiesta and a bag of Combos
August 16, 2023 at 4:18 PM
It’s wild the things you have to unlearn not just from growing up very poor but from the “recovery” period as well. It’s been over a decade and I still get jolt of panic opening my cupboard and seeing it’s not packed-to-the-gills full, because for a while that was the only way I knew to feel secure
July 28, 2023 at 3:48 PM
Can’t wait to update my bio
July 27, 2023 at 4:43 AM
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Making jokes about something like this is honestly sick. It's a genuine tragedy that Mitch McConnell is still alive, and my heart is with all those affected.
July 26, 2023 at 9:36 PM
As much as I’d love if more of my friends were on here, it’s a huge relief to be on a platform that my boss will never, ever be cool enough to join
July 26, 2023 at 10:23 PM
@elongreen.bsky.social I respect that you deleted it for whatever reason but I just wanna say your post about Mitch McConnell showed up on my feed and I was very sad to not be able to repost it. Absolute banger and absolutely correct
July 26, 2023 at 10:18 PM
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31 years ago this extraordinary woman burned her career and life to the ground to speak out against a horrific, massive crime against children. And she was a hell of an artist. A blazing soul. RIP
July 26, 2023 at 6:07 PM
At this point I’m just hoarding social media accounts like jar lids
July 25, 2023 at 8:55 PM