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Elly ZK
@ellyzk.bsky.social
Linktr.ee/ellyzk :: Artist, writer. She/her. Formerly SMLXist on twitter.
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This is a pinned post for a thread of my art. If you like any of this art, I sell it at various venues and also take commissions, which make great gifts.

In case I haven't made it clear, I am a human and I do not use AI to make art.
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It's actually worse. The Supreme Court has held 9-0 -- Clarence Thomas and other executive power fanatics included -- that detainees rendered to another country via the Alien Enemies Act are entitled to a pre-deportation hearing. There is no legal debate whatsoever.
Belatedly, this line from Weiss' memo is...something

Let's get someone who says banishing to CECOT was legit, she says

Here's the thing: There's a consensus among legal experts that *wasn't* legit

You can find someone who says moon is made outta Fluffernutter. Doesn't mean you should quote 'em
December 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Nothing grates me more than when AI game dudes are like "Don't you wish you could ask an NPC aNyThInG?" Absolutely fucking not. If you don't understand that every piece of writing is made with intention, character, and meaningful choice... you probaby shouldn't be directing a fucking video game.
December 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
New animated video-comic from me. A Christmas Story is the perfect metaphor for American gun culture: youtu.be/xa12a24HUxE?...
American Christmas Story: a video comic parody of American gun culture
YouTube video by Elly ZK
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December 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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They updated the website today to remove the word "independent"

Before (left), after (right)
December 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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they are better qualified to cover it given they still employ journalists
Why is @CBSNews using the BBC to cover the Brown shooting?
December 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I will literally cut a bitch. Heather is a national treasure.
what the fuck are you talking about man
December 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Incoming! The dog is now picking up some Festive Frequencies! 🐕🌪️🎄

The FESTIVE UPDATE for Dogspinner, an important tool by me and @todepond.com, is here for December only! Play it here:

Pigenpalace.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
we need a word for the psychophysiological phenomenon that comes from the combination of douche chills and existential dread. It's like the opposite of frisson. Frissoff.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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"Never spread the lie in the headline" should be a hard rule of 21st century journalism.

Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
News media has to do better with headlines that present false and unverified public health claims.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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turkey time
November 28, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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i have a note here i think might help answer your question
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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hey instead of reading and sharing some book that sucks by a woman in love with an insane corpse who neither deserves nor needs the coverage, why not instead buy and read MY book. due to me being normal simplicitybook.xyz
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There is a case to be made that Trump Administration is laying the groundwork to lock up their detractors by trying to use this law in a way it was never meant to be used. Can they do it? Will they try? Who can stop them? Part 3 in my Insurrection Act series. youtu.be/iEb7V99bKSw
What Can Trump Do With the Insurrection Act?
YouTube video by Elly ZK aka Fuzzy Tooth
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November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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I'm sure Charlotte would have something to spin.
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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The "Dictionary of Underworld Lingo" is a book from 1950, written by prisoners, and is one of the most incredible finds I've ever made.

youtube.com/shorts/iP4pW...
I cannot fricking believe I found this book again #wordoftheday #underworldlingo #books
YouTube video by Ghostyyy
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November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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ok but he has to deliver it in person
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938

zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM