Tony Tea
@eltonito.bsky.social
Former Sasquatch, geeky car guy, nerdy music guy.
“I was drunk on Christmas Eve, baking cookies and chugging Colt 45. The cookies aren’t for me I was expecting company, waiting up for Santa to arrive.”
[I Was] Drunk (On Christmas)
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December 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“I was drunk on Christmas Eve, baking cookies and chugging Colt 45. The cookies aren’t for me I was expecting company, waiting up for Santa to arrive.”
I’m watching Home Alone with the kids and teaching them about how the robbers are stuck in a sunk-cost fallacy.
December 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’m watching Home Alone with the kids and teaching them about how the robbers are stuck in a sunk-cost fallacy.
If anyone saw a guy in a Santa hat driving a red convertible (top down, natch) and blaring METZ, it was just me and not the big guy.
Sorry for the confusion.
Sorry for the confusion.
December 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
If anyone saw a guy in a Santa hat driving a red convertible (top down, natch) and blaring METZ, it was just me and not the big guy.
Sorry for the confusion.
Sorry for the confusion.
I’m abandoning the Blues losing to the Lightning and to cheer myself up I’m watching some Make Some Noise on @dropout.tv.
It’s kind of a guaranteed win.
It’s kind of a guaranteed win.
🚨 A new episode of Make Some Noise is out now on Dropout!
Join Sam and guests Anna Garcia, Jiavani, Josh Ruben for a night of mario party planning, naming pets, and Jesus prompts!
Join Sam and guests Anna Garcia, Jiavani, Josh Ruben for a night of mario party planning, naming pets, and Jesus prompts!
December 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’m abandoning the Blues losing to the Lightning and to cheer myself up I’m watching some Make Some Noise on @dropout.tv.
It’s kind of a guaranteed win.
It’s kind of a guaranteed win.
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
My profile pic is a throw back to 2020 when I got a call from the acclaimed wizard rapper, Lil Iffy, aka Will.
His kid wanted to see Santa and I had a long white beard… could I possibly put together a Santa outfit and FaceTime his kid on Christmas Eve?
How could I say no?!?
His kid wanted to see Santa and I had a long white beard… could I possibly put together a Santa outfit and FaceTime his kid on Christmas Eve?
How could I say no?!?
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My profile pic is a throw back to 2020 when I got a call from the acclaimed wizard rapper, Lil Iffy, aka Will.
His kid wanted to see Santa and I had a long white beard… could I possibly put together a Santa outfit and FaceTime his kid on Christmas Eve?
How could I say no?!?
His kid wanted to see Santa and I had a long white beard… could I possibly put together a Santa outfit and FaceTime his kid on Christmas Eve?
How could I say no?!?
I was looking up Ally Beardsley (bc they are awesome) and followed an odd autocomplete.
The Gemini response to the prompt was that Ally is married to @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social.
The data source is a FB post of a prior hallucination from Gemini saying the same thing!
Circular reference, FTW!
The Gemini response to the prompt was that Ally is married to @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social.
The data source is a FB post of a prior hallucination from Gemini saying the same thing!
Circular reference, FTW!
December 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I was looking up Ally Beardsley (bc they are awesome) and followed an odd autocomplete.
The Gemini response to the prompt was that Ally is married to @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social.
The data source is a FB post of a prior hallucination from Gemini saying the same thing!
Circular reference, FTW!
The Gemini response to the prompt was that Ally is married to @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social.
The data source is a FB post of a prior hallucination from Gemini saying the same thing!
Circular reference, FTW!
This moment in the Dumbest Possible Timeline is sponsored by Bank of America.
I found it. The Bari Weiss/CBS News town hall promo for feminism does indeed use a 1964 photo of Beatles fans.
December 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This moment in the Dumbest Possible Timeline is sponsored by Bank of America.
Pre-gaming the holiday week with some great riffage.
first song from new band w/ @daisygoldmi.bsky.social
thanks to @comradetofu.bsky.social for the artwork
more coming in the next few months
merry fake screamo xmas. praise be to mikey.
thanks to @comradetofu.bsky.social for the artwork
more coming in the next few months
merry fake screamo xmas. praise be to mikey.
holiday survival guide, by weirdoutdoorcats
1 track album
weirdoutdoorcats.bandcamp.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Pre-gaming the holiday week with some great riffage.
A friend sent me a video of a steer turning its head and quickly knocking her over. There’s this hilarious combo of sounds as the horn hits a metal gate and someone exclaims “OMMAGOD!”
So, I sampled it real quickly and sent it back to her.
So, I sampled it real quickly and sent it back to her.
December 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
A friend sent me a video of a steer turning its head and quickly knocking her over. There’s this hilarious combo of sounds as the horn hits a metal gate and someone exclaims “OMMAGOD!”
So, I sampled it real quickly and sent it back to her.
So, I sampled it real quickly and sent it back to her.
The end of an era. Drozd was very much what made the Lips sound from “Clouds Taste Metallic” onward.
Mind you, they’re essentially a legacy band touring and living off of their “best of” songs, but the Lips will now be solely “The Wayne Show” instead of Wayne and a great band.
Mind you, they’re essentially a legacy band touring and living off of their “best of” songs, but the Lips will now be solely “The Wayne Show” instead of Wayne and a great band.
Steven Drozd Says He's No Longer in The Flaming Lips
Steven Drozd says he is no longer a member of The Flaming Lips.
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December 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The end of an era. Drozd was very much what made the Lips sound from “Clouds Taste Metallic” onward.
Mind you, they’re essentially a legacy band touring and living off of their “best of” songs, but the Lips will now be solely “The Wayne Show” instead of Wayne and a great band.
Mind you, they’re essentially a legacy band touring and living off of their “best of” songs, but the Lips will now be solely “The Wayne Show” instead of Wayne and a great band.
A coworker who is retiring told me “It’s like having kids, if you wait until you’re sure you can afford it you’ll never do it.”
It’s not that deep, but it hit a nerve. I’ve been saving like hell for retirement since I was 24, but I lay awake at night terrified I’ll never afford it.
It’s not that deep, but it hit a nerve. I’ve been saving like hell for retirement since I was 24, but I lay awake at night terrified I’ll never afford it.
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
A coworker who is retiring told me “It’s like having kids, if you wait until you’re sure you can afford it you’ll never do it.”
It’s not that deep, but it hit a nerve. I’ve been saving like hell for retirement since I was 24, but I lay awake at night terrified I’ll never afford it.
It’s not that deep, but it hit a nerve. I’ve been saving like hell for retirement since I was 24, but I lay awake at night terrified I’ll never afford it.
What a fucking prick.
You roll into Ohare one week before Christmas and cause chaos in the rideshare lot for only one reason and it's not to keep people safe.
Border patrol under command of Greg Bovino running a checkpoint at the exit to the Uber lot at O’Hare airport in Chicago, asking drivers for proof of valid residency in this country
December 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
What a fucking prick.
Mahomes: “I don’t this had to happen… but all we can do now is trust in God”
If you believe in a deity and you think the deity is interventionist*, then the only logical explanation for your harm is that your deity either harmed you or chose to allow harm to come to you.
Thats pretty fucked up.
If you believe in a deity and you think the deity is interventionist*, then the only logical explanation for your harm is that your deity either harmed you or chose to allow harm to come to you.
Thats pretty fucked up.
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Mahomes: “I don’t this had to happen… but all we can do now is trust in God”
If you believe in a deity and you think the deity is interventionist*, then the only logical explanation for your harm is that your deity either harmed you or chose to allow harm to come to you.
Thats pretty fucked up.
If you believe in a deity and you think the deity is interventionist*, then the only logical explanation for your harm is that your deity either harmed you or chose to allow harm to come to you.
Thats pretty fucked up.
Me: shopping for rugby related stocking stuffers.
Amazon delivering me American football slop:
Amazon delivering me American football slop:
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Me: shopping for rugby related stocking stuffers.
Amazon delivering me American football slop:
Amazon delivering me American football slop:
It’s really weird that it’s 23F here in Tennessee and fans at the Denver Broncos game are in T-shirts because it’s convertible weather there.
December 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It’s really weird that it’s 23F here in Tennessee and fans at the Denver Broncos game are in T-shirts because it’s convertible weather there.
B-day drinks after an office meeting.
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
B-day drinks after an office meeting.
This, OMG, 1000% this.
The people and organizations vocally claiming someone is trying to indoctrinate your kids is an organization trying to indoctrinate your kids.
It’s always projection.
The people and organizations vocally claiming someone is trying to indoctrinate your kids is an organization trying to indoctrinate your kids.
It’s always projection.
Liberals are constantly trying to indoctrinate our young people. You can see the proof in this colorful PragerU video presented by the Young America's Foundation at a Turning Point USA school club meeting.
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This, OMG, 1000% this.
The people and organizations vocally claiming someone is trying to indoctrinate your kids is an organization trying to indoctrinate your kids.
It’s always projection.
The people and organizations vocally claiming someone is trying to indoctrinate your kids is an organization trying to indoctrinate your kids.
It’s always projection.
I usually watch CBS Mornings in the AM because it’s a diverse cast, it’s usually up beat/light, and occasionally there’s a great story. It’s good background for coffee and email before work.
This morning it’s Bari Weiss interviewing Kirk.
Welp, that’s over. I guess it’s music now in the AM?
This morning it’s Bari Weiss interviewing Kirk.
Welp, that’s over. I guess it’s music now in the AM?
December 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I usually watch CBS Mornings in the AM because it’s a diverse cast, it’s usually up beat/light, and occasionally there’s a great story. It’s good background for coffee and email before work.
This morning it’s Bari Weiss interviewing Kirk.
Welp, that’s over. I guess it’s music now in the AM?
This morning it’s Bari Weiss interviewing Kirk.
Welp, that’s over. I guess it’s music now in the AM?
First listen of the season of this slice of absolute perfection.
Me being a fairly depressive person, I think every great Xmas song should have a tinge of sadness. Jessica Dobson (Deep Sea Diver) just nails the entire gamut of Xmas emotions on this beautiful, modern rendition of a classic.
Me being a fairly depressive person, I think every great Xmas song should have a tinge of sadness. Jessica Dobson (Deep Sea Diver) just nails the entire gamut of Xmas emotions on this beautiful, modern rendition of a classic.
Have Yourself a Merry Christmas
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December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
First listen of the season of this slice of absolute perfection.
Me being a fairly depressive person, I think every great Xmas song should have a tinge of sadness. Jessica Dobson (Deep Sea Diver) just nails the entire gamut of Xmas emotions on this beautiful, modern rendition of a classic.
Me being a fairly depressive person, I think every great Xmas song should have a tinge of sadness. Jessica Dobson (Deep Sea Diver) just nails the entire gamut of Xmas emotions on this beautiful, modern rendition of a classic.
I’m trying not be a hater, but damn this house (former grocery) is just off the chain bad.
A few years ago it was a tidy, cool place. I guess the last owners just went apeshit on the shabby artist loft look.
$415k… staged with mattresses on the floor in a single room, like a flop house.
A few years ago it was a tidy, cool place. I guess the last owners just went apeshit on the shabby artist loft look.
$415k… staged with mattresses on the floor in a single room, like a flop house.
www.zillow.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’m trying not be a hater, but damn this house (former grocery) is just off the chain bad.
A few years ago it was a tidy, cool place. I guess the last owners just went apeshit on the shabby artist loft look.
$415k… staged with mattresses on the floor in a single room, like a flop house.
A few years ago it was a tidy, cool place. I guess the last owners just went apeshit on the shabby artist loft look.
$415k… staged with mattresses on the floor in a single room, like a flop house.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
Well, I took my guitar fund and spent it all on musical Christmas gifts for the kids.
It’s kind of cheating because I’ll be playing the hell out of the gifts too, but it’s the pretense that counts.
Right?
It’s kind of cheating because I’ll be playing the hell out of the gifts too, but it’s the pretense that counts.
Right?
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Well, I took my guitar fund and spent it all on musical Christmas gifts for the kids.
It’s kind of cheating because I’ll be playing the hell out of the gifts too, but it’s the pretense that counts.
Right?
It’s kind of cheating because I’ll be playing the hell out of the gifts too, but it’s the pretense that counts.
Right?
In tribute to Frank Gehry, I plan on partially crushing a can of Coors Light, pouring it out on the steps of the worst local Modernist building, and then swiftly tossing the can into the recycle bin where it belongs.
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
In tribute to Frank Gehry, I plan on partially crushing a can of Coors Light, pouring it out on the steps of the worst local Modernist building, and then swiftly tossing the can into the recycle bin where it belongs.