The elusive Joe Martin🇨🇦🇺🇦
@elusivejoemartin.bsky.social
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They.
Just.
Lie.
Just.
Lie.
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 8, 2026 at 12:47 AM
They.
Just.
Lie.
Just.
Lie.
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BREAKING: Tammy Duckworth, who has the most significant combat record of any current U.S. senator, just lashed out at Trump on Venezuela:
“Maybe Trump dodged the draft so many times he’s incapable of understanding the lessons from past conflicts built on lies.”
“Maybe Trump dodged the draft so many times he’s incapable of understanding the lessons from past conflicts built on lies.”
January 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
BREAKING: Tammy Duckworth, who has the most significant combat record of any current U.S. senator, just lashed out at Trump on Venezuela:
“Maybe Trump dodged the draft so many times he’s incapable of understanding the lessons from past conflicts built on lies.”
“Maybe Trump dodged the draft so many times he’s incapable of understanding the lessons from past conflicts built on lies.”
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Full transcript (but they keep changing it - already 4 times, I downloaded the initial one)
www.state.gov/releases/off...
www.state.gov/releases/off...
January 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Full transcript (but they keep changing it - already 4 times, I downloaded the initial one)
www.state.gov/releases/off...
www.state.gov/releases/off...
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Dear Anita Anand: Either read this or have someone read it to you, you pandering twatwaffle.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio with George Stephanopoulos of ABC’s This Week
Read this ⬇️
Read this ⬇️
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Dear Anita Anand: Either read this or have someone read it to you, you pandering twatwaffle.
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This morning with Stephanopoulos...
January 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
This morning with Stephanopoulos...
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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
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Proof that there is more than one way to prostitute yourself.
Too bad.
Too bad.
December 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Proof that there is more than one way to prostitute yourself.
Too bad.
Too bad.
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If this is true, it is the most impeachable offense ever.
December 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If this is true, it is the most impeachable offense ever.
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Everyone should cancel their Paramount+ account and boycott CBS and their advertisers!
Hit 'em where it hurts!
#BoycottCBS
#CancelParamont+
Hit 'em where it hurts!
#BoycottCBS
#CancelParamont+
December 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Everyone should cancel their Paramount+ account and boycott CBS and their advertisers!
Hit 'em where it hurts!
#BoycottCBS
#CancelParamont+
Hit 'em where it hurts!
#BoycottCBS
#CancelParamont+
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Waiting for the first journalist with the ovaries to yell after him, "Mr. President, have you fucked any 12-year-olds lately?"
December 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Waiting for the first journalist with the ovaries to yell after him, "Mr. President, have you fucked any 12-year-olds lately?"
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Renaming the Kennedy Center, our national fine arts center, after such a coarse, lowbrow, and ignorant buffoon is America at its very stupidest.
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Renaming the Kennedy Center, our national fine arts center, after such a coarse, lowbrow, and ignorant buffoon is America at its very stupidest.
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"May have to be approved by Congress"
May?
Don't. Print. Lies. In. The. Newspapers.
🤷♂️🤦♂️
May?
Don't. Print. Lies. In. The. Newspapers.
🤷♂️🤦♂️
That’s quite a peppy headline for yet another outrageous dictator move.
December 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"May have to be approved by Congress"
May?
Don't. Print. Lies. In. The. Newspapers.
🤷♂️🤦♂️
May?
Don't. Print. Lies. In. The. Newspapers.
🤷♂️🤦♂️
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🧵(1/5) It feels strange promoting my work without my dear departed colleague, Stephen J. Thorne, being here, but I know he'd want life to continue - and, I hope, for me to continue highlighting Canada's wartime stories.
Here are my latest Legion Magazine in-print articles.
Here are my latest Legion Magazine in-print articles.
December 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
🧵(1/5) It feels strange promoting my work without my dear departed colleague, Stephen J. Thorne, being here, but I know he'd want life to continue - and, I hope, for me to continue highlighting Canada's wartime stories.
Here are my latest Legion Magazine in-print articles.
Here are my latest Legion Magazine in-print articles.
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Jeffrey Epstein knew what he was talking about . . .
December 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Jeffrey Epstein knew what he was talking about . . .
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A+ trolling from Zelenskyy
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A+ trolling from Zelenskyy
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it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind
A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind
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Buttigieg on Indiana: "The big part of how Trumpism works is to make you feel totally disempowered. To make him feel inevitable. And yet the clear takeaway from this is he is not unstoppable and you are not without power."
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Buttigieg on Indiana: "The big part of how Trumpism works is to make you feel totally disempowered. To make him feel inevitable. And yet the clear takeaway from this is he is not unstoppable and you are not without power."
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“Trump’s legally dubious tariffs have harvested hundreds of billions of $ from American companies and customers, despite the president’s claims that foreign countries are paying them. Now some companies want that money back.”
Of course Trump’s tariffs are illegal. They’re also economically moronic.
Of course Trump’s tariffs are illegal. They’re also economically moronic.
Costco’s lawsuit stands out not only because of the size of the company involved, but because it illustrates how tariffs actually work—and exposes the Trump administration’s lies about them.
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December 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
“Trump’s legally dubious tariffs have harvested hundreds of billions of $ from American companies and customers, despite the president’s claims that foreign countries are paying them. Now some companies want that money back.”
Of course Trump’s tariffs are illegal. They’re also economically moronic.
Of course Trump’s tariffs are illegal. They’re also economically moronic.
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Are farmers going to be on welfare for all 4 years of this Trump term, or just for 3 years like the first Trump term?
We get you like voting for government handouts, but we are $38 trillion in debt.
We get you like voting for government handouts, but we are $38 trillion in debt.
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Are farmers going to be on welfare for all 4 years of this Trump term, or just for 3 years like the first Trump term?
We get you like voting for government handouts, but we are $38 trillion in debt.
We get you like voting for government handouts, but we are $38 trillion in debt.
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Elon Musk too, who maintains his “escape route” passports for Canada and South Africa.
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Elon Musk too, who maintains his “escape route” passports for Canada and South Africa.
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Republicans’ new bill to ban Americans from holding dual citizenship would impact Melania and Barron Trump.
They are both citizens of Slovenia.
They are both citizens of Slovenia.
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Republicans’ new bill to ban Americans from holding dual citizenship would impact Melania and Barron Trump.
They are both citizens of Slovenia.
They are both citizens of Slovenia.
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1. I’m HIGHLY skeptical of this whole thing.
2. No details or motive given.
3. Comes days after scathing reports showing Patel’s incompetence, corruption, and malfeasance.
4. He uses his statement to promote himself and claim a huge win to save his job.
2. No details or motive given.
3. Comes days after scathing reports showing Patel’s incompetence, corruption, and malfeasance.
4. He uses his statement to promote himself and claim a huge win to save his job.
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
1. I’m HIGHLY skeptical of this whole thing.
2. No details or motive given.
3. Comes days after scathing reports showing Patel’s incompetence, corruption, and malfeasance.
4. He uses his statement to promote himself and claim a huge win to save his job.
2. No details or motive given.
3. Comes days after scathing reports showing Patel’s incompetence, corruption, and malfeasance.
4. He uses his statement to promote himself and claim a huge win to save his job.
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It remains unclear who approved the strikes or whether Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth played a role.
Pentagon knew survivors remained on second Caribbean boat strike
It remains unclear who approved the strikes or whether Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth played a role.
www.newsweek.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It remains unclear who approved the strikes or whether Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth played a role.
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FACT: If you Invested $12,500 in Melania Trump's memecoin scheme 11 months ago at its peak, you now have $118.
Congrats for getting scammed by the First Family.
Congrats for getting scammed by the First Family.
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
FACT: If you Invested $12,500 in Melania Trump's memecoin scheme 11 months ago at its peak, you now have $118.
Congrats for getting scammed by the First Family.
Congrats for getting scammed by the First Family.