@elysedargenio.bsky.social
excellent day to be a david brooks hater. color me shocked SHOCKED that the man who wrote a book on the moral life while leaving his wife of decades for his much younger research assistant, was also hanging out with sex pests. who could have possibly see this coming??
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
excellent day to be a david brooks hater. color me shocked SHOCKED that the man who wrote a book on the moral life while leaving his wife of decades for his much younger research assistant, was also hanging out with sex pests. who could have possibly see this coming??
the political pundit class has no idea what actual readers want? fork found in kitchen.
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
the political pundit class has no idea what actual readers want? fork found in kitchen.
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Q: It’s starting to sound like underage women are children. What’s the difference between underage women and children?
A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq...
A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq...
FAQ: Underage Women
“Many of the headlines have read that [Jeffrey Epstein] is accused of ‘sex with underage women.’ Really? Why are we whitewashing? Why are we not ca...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Q: It’s starting to sound like underage women are children. What’s the difference between underage women and children?
A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq...
A: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq...
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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
i’ve enjoyed this person’s online work and it’s patently fucking insane that they’re suffering through multiple defamation suits because they made a thread about the wrong asshole. please join me in donating to help them out
So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...
Donate to GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting, organized by Detective Pikajew
Two years ago, I made a Twitter thread about a lawsuit I’d come acr… Detective Pikajew needs your support for GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting
www.gofundme.com
September 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i’ve enjoyed this person’s online work and it’s patently fucking insane that they’re suffering through multiple defamation suits because they made a thread about the wrong asshole. please join me in donating to help them out
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You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes.
#romancelandia
#romancelandia
September 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes.
#romancelandia
#romancelandia
just discovered i was still following drake in the year of our lord 2025, so i want to apologize to everyone but especially kendrick lamar
September 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
just discovered i was still following drake in the year of our lord 2025, so i want to apologize to everyone but especially kendrick lamar
the life of a showgirl is actually just carefully soaking and washing your rhinestoned fishnet tights and sequined shorts
August 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
the life of a showgirl is actually just carefully soaking and washing your rhinestoned fishnet tights and sequined shorts
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who called it a Kubernetes penetration test and not a clusterfuck
August 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
who called it a Kubernetes penetration test and not a clusterfuck
i think it’s delightful that @indiaholton.bsky.social was able to make “too many beds” a thing in The Ornithologist’s Field Guide to Love
August 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
i think it’s delightful that @indiaholton.bsky.social was able to make “too many beds” a thing in The Ornithologist’s Field Guide to Love
truly can’t believe bloomberg thinks i’d rather read their dogshit 3 bullet AI summary instead of @amandamull.bsky.social’s delightful words
August 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
truly can’t believe bloomberg thinks i’d rather read their dogshit 3 bullet AI summary instead of @amandamull.bsky.social’s delightful words
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Step 1: Move to the United States at age seven.
Step 2: Graduate from Bronx High School of Science.
Step 3: Earn a degree in Africana Studies from Bowdoin College.
Step 4: Become a popular local politician
Step 5: Seize the means of production.
Step 2: Graduate from Bronx High School of Science.
Step 3: Earn a degree in Africana Studies from Bowdoin College.
Step 4: Become a popular local politician
Step 5: Seize the means of production.
How to Have a Hot Commie Summer
“Wall Street shivers over ‘hot commie summer’ after Mamdani’s success… When Zohran Mamdani, a 33-year-old self-described socialist, won New York’s ...
buff.ly
July 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Step 1: Move to the United States at age seven.
Step 2: Graduate from Bronx High School of Science.
Step 3: Earn a degree in Africana Studies from Bowdoin College.
Step 4: Become a popular local politician
Step 5: Seize the means of production.
Step 2: Graduate from Bronx High School of Science.
Step 3: Earn a degree in Africana Studies from Bowdoin College.
Step 4: Become a popular local politician
Step 5: Seize the means of production.
frozen grant money is cutting summer programs and after school care because of DEI, queer people, and the radical left wing agenda (no i am not joking)
July 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
frozen grant money is cutting summer programs and after school care because of DEI, queer people, and the radical left wing agenda (no i am not joking)
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"Autism doesn’t erase potential. It reshapes it. Sometimes it’s quiet. Sometimes it’s nonlinear. Always, it’s human."
An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy
Dear Mr. RFK Jr., (The “dear” is tradition. Don’t mistake it for affection.) You said autistic children are a burden. That they ruin families. That...
buff.ly
June 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"Autism doesn’t erase potential. It reshapes it. Sometimes it’s quiet. Sometimes it’s nonlinear. Always, it’s human."
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Monstrous:
"They were crying in fear. One of the agents at one point lifted up his shirt, which displayed the gun that he was carrying....The 6-year-old boy was terrified to see the gun. He urinated on himself and wet all his clothing. No one offered him a change of clothing for many hours."
"They were crying in fear. One of the agents at one point lifted up his shirt, which displayed the gun that he was carrying....The 6-year-old boy was terrified to see the gun. He urinated on himself and wet all his clothing. No one offered him a change of clothing for many hours."
ICE arrested a 6-year-old boy with leukemia at immigration court. His family is suing.
A Honduran mother and her two children — ages 6 and 9 — sued the Trump administration over their arrest at Los Angeles Immigration Court, the first lawsuit challenging the arrests of children under a ...
www.tpr.org
June 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Monstrous:
"They were crying in fear. One of the agents at one point lifted up his shirt, which displayed the gun that he was carrying....The 6-year-old boy was terrified to see the gun. He urinated on himself and wet all his clothing. No one offered him a change of clothing for many hours."
"They were crying in fear. One of the agents at one point lifted up his shirt, which displayed the gun that he was carrying....The 6-year-old boy was terrified to see the gun. He urinated on himself and wet all his clothing. No one offered him a change of clothing for many hours."
downloaded this tiktok just for @kristenarnett.bsky.social and other clown enthusiasts
April 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
downloaded this tiktok just for @kristenarnett.bsky.social and other clown enthusiasts
if we’re disappearing people while they’re working on gaining citizenship, then there is no “legal path to citizenship” and i never wanna hear that fuckin phrase again
Grabbed at his appointment to become a citizen. Is this who we are? 😕🇺🇸
April 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
if we’re disappearing people while they’re working on gaining citizenship, then there is no “legal path to citizenship” and i never wanna hear that fuckin phrase again
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NEW ORLEANS: McSweeney's editor @crmonks.bsky.social will be appearing at the New Orleans Book Fest this weekend discussing humor writing with editors from the New Yorker, The Onion, and Reductress. Click for details.
bookfest.tulane.edu/schedule/so-...
bookfest.tulane.edu/schedule/so-...
March 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
NEW ORLEANS: McSweeney's editor @crmonks.bsky.social will be appearing at the New Orleans Book Fest this weekend discussing humor writing with editors from the New Yorker, The Onion, and Reductress. Click for details.
bookfest.tulane.edu/schedule/so-...
bookfest.tulane.edu/schedule/so-...
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hey for anyone who might want to actually own their kindle books instead of renting them, or who might be thinking of switching to kobo etc and will want to convert them to epubs, you now only have one week before amazon kills your ability to download its ebooks www.theverge.com/news/612898/...
Amazon’s killing a feature that let you download and backup Kindle books
It’s bad if you like to keep ebook backup copies.
www.theverge.com
February 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
hey for anyone who might want to actually own their kindle books instead of renting them, or who might be thinking of switching to kobo etc and will want to convert them to epubs, you now only have one week before amazon kills your ability to download its ebooks www.theverge.com/news/612898/...
in the timeless words of @amandamull.bsky.social - it’s accidental pregnancy weather in new orleans today
February 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
in the timeless words of @amandamull.bsky.social - it’s accidental pregnancy weather in new orleans today