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Mold Eater.

Emily / 29
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"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?

TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I think the word you’re looking for is “kept”
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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it didn't even really provide me with any new information but that one email between epstein and some other random rich elite saying "when will the madness end" about the metoo movement felt like a key unlocking my brain that will explain every unforced institutional capitulation we've seen
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
HEWWO?
⚫🔥 Shadow the Hedgehog drops the ultimate Timberland collab!
Exclusive 6-inch boots & tees land Nov 21 in Japan at Shibuya PARCO and Hakata Canal City—limited stock, don’t blink! 👀⚡
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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They always said about Bill Clinton, and this was true for women and men, that he made you feel like you were the only person in the world sucking him off while being photographed by a Mossad agent
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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i am 2 years old. the news is talking about bill clinton getting an extramarital blowjob

i am 29 years old. the news is talking about bill clinton getting an extramarital blowjob
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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call me trump the way im neck deep in bills with no bush 💯
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Grover Cleveland’s nickname is also what Lyndon Johnson called his dong.
Doing a little history reading in btwn games and these are my top five presidential nicknames:

5. Chester Arthur: The Gentleman Boss

4. Martin Van Buren: The Little Magician

3. Grover Cleveland: Uncle Jumbo

2. John Quincy Adams: Old Man Eloquent

1. John Tyler: His Accidency
September 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Doing a little history reading in btwn games and these are my top five presidential nicknames:

5. Chester Arthur: The Gentleman Boss

4. Martin Van Buren: The Little Magician

3. Grover Cleveland: Uncle Jumbo

2. John Quincy Adams: Old Man Eloquent

1. John Tyler: His Accidency
September 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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oh hell yes oh fuck yes
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I think this bag is fake.

Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides.

This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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The first meteorite impact recorded with audio and video. "A near-death experience" for the homeowner who went out for a walk and narrowly missed the meteorite hitting the front sidewalk. The impact was captured on their front door security camera.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlot...
Charlottetown meteorite - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Oh my GOD. The song that Rudy Giuliani used in his anti-Zohran post is fucking AI-generated.

It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.

music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
September 11, 2001 (9/11) - Single by The Experience on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 1 Song
music.apple.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Ken Burns’ ‘2025 World Series: Game Three’ documentary has been announced.
October 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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The Jays and Dodgers will break for Christmas Eve to share a drink in no man’s land, show each other photos of the family they left back home, before heading back to their respective trenches.
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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There is one thing I can unreservedly say is good about Hillary Clinton and it’s this image from the New York Times
October 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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[Yoda voice]

Flies in the vasoline we are
October 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM