wizards of the coast, the company who publishes Magic: The Gathering, held a contest where one lucky MTG player would be inserted into the game on one of their cards. shockingly, it was not this one

Life imitates art.

Perhaps I cried wolf
I spent my social capital unwisely in my youth
And when I had something important to say
Who would listen again?

Perhaps I come on with such force
That it is easier to rebound from my arguments
Than to absorb anything at all
Who would willingly take a blow?

I suppose I'll jump on the homemade pizza train.
My wife made the pretty one on the right, of course, and my monstrosity on the left.

Watching my wife play Portal 2 for the first time is the best Christmas present I could ask for. She's quite enjoying feeding the turrets into the Emancipation Fields.

I have a ritual when leaving the house, patting down my pockets and listing:
Wallet
Keys
Phone
Rings
Glasses
(Badge/laptop for work days)

And yet here I am, at the airport, no wallet... At least I have my passport.

Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.

OMG
I laughed so hard I choked myself. And not in the good way.

$125 worth of margaritas at the Colosseum in Vegas. This place is insane

Arriving to Sin City at 1 AM. I'm dead tired but it seems like no one else is bothered