Emerald
@emerald91.bsky.social
Millennial with ADHD. How original.
I had a genuine nightmare about Christmas Eve shoppers after a very rough shift last night.
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I had a genuine nightmare about Christmas Eve shoppers after a very rough shift last night.
whatchyall know about grapes on a paper towel
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
whatchyall know about grapes on a paper towel
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If you see any business owners belittling SNAP recipients for accepting government money to get through tough times, maybe look them up on @propublica.org's PPP Loan Tracker to see if they got any of the $793B in bailout money (96% of which was forgiven)
projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/...
projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/...
Tracking PPP: Search Every Company Approved for Federal Loans - ProPublica
As part of the Paycheck Protection Program, the federal government has provided hundreds of billions in financial support to banks to make low-interest loans to companies and nonprofit organizations i...
projects.propublica.org
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If you see any business owners belittling SNAP recipients for accepting government money to get through tough times, maybe look them up on @propublica.org's PPP Loan Tracker to see if they got any of the $793B in bailout money (96% of which was forgiven)
projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/...
projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/...
Just found out avicii died bc my husband mistook him for machine gun kelly.
October 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Just found out avicii died bc my husband mistook him for machine gun kelly.
Would you rather know that you can only eat 10 hot dogs the rest of your life, or would you rather not know your limit is 10 and just be unable to eat more hot dogs ?
September 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Would you rather know that you can only eat 10 hot dogs the rest of your life, or would you rather not know your limit is 10 and just be unable to eat more hot dogs ?
Tatooine haunts the narrative
September 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tatooine haunts the narrative
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Art and the artist 🎨
August 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Art and the artist 🎨
I went to the dentist for two fillings, emptied (folded, hung up and PUT AWAY) two baskets of laundry and went grocery shopping today.
I am the most accomplished woman rn.
(I watched 4 episodes of Friends, pride & prejudice, sense and sensibility, and half of little women)
I am the most accomplished woman rn.
(I watched 4 episodes of Friends, pride & prejudice, sense and sensibility, and half of little women)
August 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I went to the dentist for two fillings, emptied (folded, hung up and PUT AWAY) two baskets of laundry and went grocery shopping today.
I am the most accomplished woman rn.
(I watched 4 episodes of Friends, pride & prejudice, sense and sensibility, and half of little women)
I am the most accomplished woman rn.
(I watched 4 episodes of Friends, pride & prejudice, sense and sensibility, and half of little women)
Y'all don't even know about the League of Pigs
August 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Y'all don't even know about the League of Pigs
I think what bothers me the most in the Guilded Age is how inaccurate the dresses are for day, dinner, evening, and balls. Like the necklines are all over the place.
August 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I think what bothers me the most in the Guilded Age is how inaccurate the dresses are for day, dinner, evening, and balls. Like the necklines are all over the place.
This is the most punk, anarchist, grunge intro ever. This is incredible.
I wish I was a boy in the 90s
youtube.com/watch?v=DVdT...
I wish I was a boy in the 90s
youtube.com/watch?v=DVdT...
Batman Beyond Intro
YouTube video by Y'all Need Science!
youtube.com
August 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This is the most punk, anarchist, grunge intro ever. This is incredible.
I wish I was a boy in the 90s
youtube.com/watch?v=DVdT...
I wish I was a boy in the 90s
youtube.com/watch?v=DVdT...
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doctor: congratulations, it’s a beautiful baby boy. what will you name him
bobby moynihan’s mother: BOBBBYYYY MOYNIHAAAN
bobby moynihan’s mother: BOBBBYYYY MOYNIHAAAN
August 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
doctor: congratulations, it’s a beautiful baby boy. what will you name him
bobby moynihan’s mother: BOBBBYYYY MOYNIHAAAN
bobby moynihan’s mother: BOBBBYYYY MOYNIHAAAN
My religion is Kesha soaking in all of the love of her fans and all of us fans worshipping her.
August 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My religion is Kesha soaking in all of the love of her fans and all of us fans worshipping her.
A "professor of politics" from Bob Jones University things fucking Nancy Mace would be a good governor of our state. Big fucking surprise. 🙄🙄
She can eat shit. Both of them.
She can eat shit. Both of them.
August 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
A "professor of politics" from Bob Jones University things fucking Nancy Mace would be a good governor of our state. Big fucking surprise. 🙄🙄
She can eat shit. Both of them.
She can eat shit. Both of them.
I've made some good food recently.
August 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I've made some good food recently.
And I love every disillusioned minute
Watching The Gilded Age is like watching a kid play with Barbie dolls. None of the stories are realistic and every now then they get bored and chuck a Ken doll into traffic.
August 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
And I love every disillusioned minute
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on the last day of the United States, when this country has finally descended into civil war, i will do a thread on how to dress for summer
July 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
on the last day of the United States, when this country has finally descended into civil war, i will do a thread on how to dress for summer
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this is so amazing
New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.
June 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
this is so amazing