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Hon. Émile Langlois
@emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social
Parodie MPSP 🥶
Jedi Party Dep. Leader ⚡️
Député d’Argenteuil-La Petite-Nation
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A FREUDIAN SLIP FROM @romeompsp.bsky.social ?

Webcrawlers tracked a small revision to the @polarmpsp.bsky.social cabinet site at 1am, quickly reverted. The TRUE Finance Minister is the Hon. @evanroche.bsky.social!

Note Minister He's irrelevant position in Broke. Who does Romeo have confidence in?
December 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The only good way to pour Guinness is down the sink 😹😹👎
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU ALL FOR YOUR FINALS FRL 🙏🙏🙏
December 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Cut the yap @romeompsp.bsky.social 🤣🤣
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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HOLY AURA
Master Trevor Ng - KNIGHT of the Jedi Order
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Broski sold his country for less than a Big Mac combo 😭✌️
CANADA: Want to know where @polarmpsp.bsky.social’s money comes from?

Investigators from @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social have found SHOCKING information that the PPC’s leader @romeompsp.bsky.social is accepting donations from the EMPIRE! The Empire destroyed Alderaan! Vote for peace, vote for the Jedi.
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Broski sold his country for less than a Big Mac combo 😭✌️
CANADA: Want to know where @polarmpsp.bsky.social’s money comes from?

Investigators from @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social have found SHOCKING information that the PPC’s leader @romeompsp.bsky.social is accepting donations from the EMPIRE! The Empire destroyed Alderaan! Vote for peace, vote for the Jedi.
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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« Good artists copy, great artists steal »

-Pablo Picasso

I’d consider myself an artist and Canada is my very own painting 👨‍🎨
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Isn’t it weird how we have two lego parties? Who’s the real and legitimate lego party? 🤔

@partibloclego.bsky.social @legopartympsp.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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It’s time for Canada to “Qui-Go” to the polls! Vote for Jedi Knight Trevor Ng and the Jedi Party for a high-tech Canada powered by policies on the light side of the force!
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Jedi party made quite the impression at Olympolitique yesterday!!!! Our GREAT party secured a RESOUNDING VICTORY over the BORING @polarmpsp.bsky.social I heard they were stuck home because of a DEVASTATING snow storm. As it turns out, permanent winter has its disadvantages!!!!🥱
#jedi
#endwinter
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Deux.

Voilà le nombre de membres du DÉCEVANT PPC qui ont osé venir à Olympolitique hier soir… c’est aussi le nombre de SIÈGES qu’ils obtiendront. Même leur chef @romeompsp.bsky.social brillait par son ABSENCE. Manifestement il n’a jamais appris que les leaders doivent mener par l’EXEMPLE!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Parti Jedi!!!!!! Let’s gooooo! Guess qui a gagné chez Olympolitique ce soir!
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
DÉÇU MAIS TOUJOURS PAS SURPRIS du comportement du chef du ppc😹👎 N’a-t-il pas aucune gêne à admettre ouvertement que son parti obsolète ment aux Canadiens?? 🤬
Shush let us lie to Canadians!
October 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Settle down broski the lightsaber’s blue 😹
The dark side is alive and well 😬🔭
@jedi-mpsp.bsky.social
How are you guys gonna do foreign diplomatic talks, by holding a sword on their necks?
Come on, the true north is better than that like the @polarmpsp.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
What a BRILLIANT idea coming from the BRILLIANTEST party 👏👏👏
CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF THE FALSE PROMISES OF THE PPC!!! 🤬🤬THEY WANT CONCRÈTE ACTION TO GUARANTEE THEIR SECURITY. THAT IS WHY THE JEDI PARTY PROMISES TO RECOMMISSION THE MAGNIFICENT FREEDOM STAR 🤩 THAT WILL ENSURE PEACE AND STABILITY TO CANADA AND ALL OF MANKIND 💪💪
October 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Vous êtes tous invités à rejoindre le Parti Jedi pour une soirée de film ce Mardi, le 7 Octobre de 19:00 à 22:00. Le film commencerais à 19:30. Nous aurons un petit présentation <<introduction à Star Wars>> à 19:00-19:30.
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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***NOUVELLES***

Une membre courageuse du PPC m'a partagez une photo récemment. ROMÉO EST UN MENTEUR! Il veut que le Canada gel tandis qu'il est en vacances dans le Sud! Le Canada a besoin un parti qui va les offrir une meilleure, HONÊTE, futur!
October 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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WHAT A BEAUTIFUL INITIATIVE FROM THE INITIATIVEST PARTY!!!! COME WITH ALL YOUR JEDI TEMPLE FRIENDS!!

#jedi
#jaimelachoucroute
#order66neverhappened
You are all cordially invited to the Jedi Party movie night on Tuesday October 7th from 7:00pm to 10:00 pm at CRX 520, 523, 526. Movie starts at 7:30pm. We will also have a short “Intro to Star Wars” presentation at 7:00-7:30 in CRX 520.
October 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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It is clear that the leader has mal intentions for Canada and wants to make sure Canadians suffer while he enjoys his papaya at a WARM TROPICAL BEACH.

Canadians let's be better and join the force to stop this tyranny
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***JUST IN***

A picture from a brave PPC party member has just come into my hands! ROMEO IS A HYPOCRITE! He wants Canada to FREEZE OVER while he enjoys vacations in the south! Canadians need a trustworthy leader and party who won't just offer them a brighter, but also HONEST future!
October 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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You are all cordially invited to the Jedi Party movie night on Tuesday October 7th from 7:00pm to 10:00 pm at CRX 520, 523, 526. Movie starts at 7:30pm. We will also have a short “Intro to Star Wars” presentation at 7:00-7:30 in CRX 520.
October 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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***JUST IN***

A picture from a brave PPC party member has just come into my hands! ROMEO IS A HYPOCRITE! He wants Canada to FREEZE OVER while he enjoys vacations in the south! Canadians need a trustworthy leader and party who won't just offer them a brighter, but also HONEST future!
October 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL INITIATIVE FROM THE INITIATIVEST PARTY!!!! COME WITH ALL YOUR JEDI TEMPLE FRIENDS!!

#jedi
#jaimelachoucroute
#order66neverhappened
You are all cordially invited to the Jedi Party movie night on Tuesday October 7th from 7:00pm to 10:00 pm at CRX 520, 523, 526. Movie starts at 7:30pm. We will also have a short “Intro to Star Wars” presentation at 7:00-7:30 in CRX 520.
October 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM