Emilie Mitchell
@emiliem.bsky.social
• votre petite amie gentille
• known as Jenny in college, but not so much anymore
• music, sports, astronomy, most anything interesting
• she/her 🏳️🌈
• known as Jenny in college, but not so much anymore
• music, sports, astronomy, most anything interesting
• she/her 🏳️🌈
Wii Sports Tennis — repeated topspin backhands and my shoulder don’t get along. I couldn’t throw stuff overhand for about a year — presumably a labrum tear, but I wasn’t insured very well back then
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Wii Sports Tennis — repeated topspin backhands and my shoulder don’t get along. I couldn’t throw stuff overhand for about a year — presumably a labrum tear, but I wasn’t insured very well back then
Fun fact: I'm also from NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE! (Underrated and related Gus game: Vanderbilt over NC State, 2004 NCAA men's tournament.)
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Fun fact: I'm also from NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE! (Underrated and related Gus game: Vanderbilt over NC State, 2004 NCAA men's tournament.)
A spin art frisbee signed by Mike Eruzione (USA hockey captain, 1980 Olympics). My dad’s friend recognized him at the 1982 World’s Fair and the frisbee I had made earlier that day was all I had for him to sign.
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
A spin art frisbee signed by Mike Eruzione (USA hockey captain, 1980 Olympics). My dad’s friend recognized him at the 1982 World’s Fair and the frisbee I had made earlier that day was all I had for him to sign.
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Nick Castellanos is 4-for-8 with four home runs against Bryce Elder, who is on the bump for the Braves tonight.
In case anyone is wondering.
In case anyone is wondering.
August 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Nick Castellanos is 4-for-8 with four home runs against Bryce Elder, who is on the bump for the Braves tonight.
In case anyone is wondering.
In case anyone is wondering.
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sandwich guy got charged with one count of monte cristo
August 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
sandwich guy got charged with one count of monte cristo
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It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️
July 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️
#ThisWeeksFiddler: counting by hand, then counting correctly by computer. More implicit Julia evangelism, too!
colab.research.google.com/drive/1zVB89...
colab.research.google.com/drive/1zVB89...
June 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
#ThisWeeksFiddler: counting by hand, then counting correctly by computer. More implicit Julia evangelism, too!
colab.research.google.com/drive/1zVB89...
colab.research.google.com/drive/1zVB89...
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I joined Bluesky exactly two years ago and I wrote a piece about my thoughts on the platform - how it's been coming along so far and where it seems fated to go. Thanks for reading.
June 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I joined Bluesky exactly two years ago and I wrote a piece about my thoughts on the platform - how it's been coming along so far and where it seems fated to go. Thanks for reading.
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i recorded this as an example of what all old disney songs sounded like on crummy VHS audio to me as a kid
June 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i recorded this as an example of what all old disney songs sounded like on crummy VHS audio to me as a kid
Belated #thisweeksfiddler: 1 billion lines into 5^12 chunks of a unit square. Suspiciously close to 8:4:3 center to corner to middle of edge ratios; to be exact, I got 128,461 to 64,245 to 48,053. Code slapped here with basically no comments: colab.research.google.com/drive/1-0K6n...
June 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Belated #thisweeksfiddler: 1 billion lines into 5^12 chunks of a unit square. Suspiciously close to 8:4:3 center to corner to middle of edge ratios; to be exact, I got 128,461 to 64,245 to 48,053. Code slapped here with basically no comments: colab.research.google.com/drive/1-0K6n...
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Every 5x5 Nonogram: 600k of 25 million Picross puzzles have been solved so far, with 1,400 people currently playing https://pixelogic.app/every-5x...
Every 5x5 Nonogram
Every 5x5 Nonogram is a realtime, collaborative web game by Joel, the creator of Pixelogic.
pixelogic.app
May 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Every 5x5 Nonogram: 600k of 25 million Picross puzzles have been solved so far, with 1,400 people currently playing https://pixelogic.app/every-5x...
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just so we’re all clear: the reason they keep using dolls as their example is because they’re trying to frame caring about material stuff as feminine and thus inherently shameful
Bessent says that little girls who are sad about having fewer dolls should just have it explained to them that they will have a better life for it
May 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
just so we’re all clear: the reason they keep using dolls as their example is because they’re trying to frame caring about material stuff as feminine and thus inherently shameful
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No one needs some fucker with a gold toilet and multiple fucking golf courses deciding how many dolls a kid gets or really anything else
April 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
No one needs some fucker with a gold toilet and multiple fucking golf courses deciding how many dolls a kid gets or really anything else
#ThisWeeksFiddler: We didn't have to find the actual hedge layouts to answer the questions, so I didn't! (But then I did anyway because it's fun.)
colab.research.google.com/drive/17qFKJ...
colab.research.google.com/drive/17qFKJ...
April 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
#ThisWeeksFiddler: We didn't have to find the actual hedge layouts to answer the questions, so I didn't! (But then I did anyway because it's fun.)
colab.research.google.com/drive/17qFKJ...
colab.research.google.com/drive/17qFKJ...
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alright folks bit of a pessimistic report from the falconer but now let’s check on that center and how it’s holding
April 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
alright folks bit of a pessimistic report from the falconer but now let’s check on that center and how it’s holding
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Yeah, same. I got super absorbed into an "art project".
March 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Yeah, same. I got super absorbed into an "art project".
#ThisWeeksFiddler I think these are real values and not coding and/or floating-point errors. I can sort of rationalize why this data might be right, but this is definitely the weirdest data I've seen in a while. Google Colab (now with Julia!): colab.research.google.com/drive/1k6e8E...
March 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
#ThisWeeksFiddler I think these are real values and not coding and/or floating-point errors. I can sort of rationalize why this data might be right, but this is definitely the weirdest data I've seen in a while. Google Colab (now with Julia!): colab.research.google.com/drive/1k6e8E...
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Just found the wildest pizza menu of all time, from Francine's Pizza Jungle in Portland, 1957
March 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Just found the wildest pizza menu of all time, from Francine's Pizza Jungle in Portland, 1957
A huge counting problem in #ThisWeeksFiddler Extra Credit that actually finishes in a reasonable amount of time if you don't use recursion! (Although it's a lot easier if you do use it.) Plus, one that's doable by hand in the Fiddler proper!
colab.research.google.com/drive/19Zoxw...
colab.research.google.com/drive/19Zoxw...
Google Colab
colab.research.google.com
March 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
A huge counting problem in #ThisWeeksFiddler Extra Credit that actually finishes in a reasonable amount of time if you don't use recursion! (Although it's a lot easier if you do use it.) Plus, one that's doable by hand in the Fiddler proper!
colab.research.google.com/drive/19Zoxw...
colab.research.google.com/drive/19Zoxw...
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bird: cheeb chip chip chiperoo
me: *opening merlin bird app* ooo what was that
bird:
merlin:
crow: caw
merlin: crow. am i done?
me: no there was another bird
another crow: caw
merlin: another crow. hey are you an idiot?
me: *opening merlin bird app* ooo what was that
bird:
merlin:
crow: caw
merlin: crow. am i done?
me: no there was another bird
another crow: caw
merlin: another crow. hey are you an idiot?
February 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
bird: cheeb chip chip chiperoo
me: *opening merlin bird app* ooo what was that
bird:
merlin:
crow: caw
merlin: crow. am i done?
me: no there was another bird
another crow: caw
merlin: another crow. hey are you an idiot?
me: *opening merlin bird app* ooo what was that
bird:
merlin:
crow: caw
merlin: crow. am i done?
me: no there was another bird
another crow: caw
merlin: another crow. hey are you an idiot?
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If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
Zuckerberg Says 'Everything I Say Leaks' in Leaked Meeting Audio
"There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those."
www.404media.co
January 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
#ThisWeeksFiddler is what I consider fun: dynamic programming with a little bit of math to get it all working: colab.research.google.com/drive/191Gsl...
January 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
#ThisWeeksFiddler is what I consider fun: dynamic programming with a little bit of math to get it all working: colab.research.google.com/drive/191Gsl...