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Lurkenproletariat and meme recycler. (he/him)
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nora.zone
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
October 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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tveite.bsky.social
if i see this shit i'm instablocking you every time for no other reason than because it's funny to me
April 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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momentumcanada.net
In two weeks, we're delivering our petition to the relevant Ministers. Help maximize our impact: sign the petition calling for accessible pathways to asylum in Canada for 2SLGBTQIA+ refugees, including from the US, and share widely: www.momentumcanada.net/pathways
Pride flags fly against a blue sky. In the foreground, a purple box is full of white and yellow text which reads: UPDATE: Support trans refugees. Our petition calling for a clear, accessible pathway for trans refugees has nearly 8,000 signatures. We’ll deliver to the Minister in two weeks. Help us increase the impact - add your name and share this post. Help make a difference today. Add your name at momentumcanada.net/ pathways
June 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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jasonschreier.bsky.social
I'm just saying, Final Fantasy Tactics is one of the greatest games ever made
June 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
emilonwheels.bsky.social
lol get bent loser
pp lost lol
April 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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ceej.online
the market dominance of scrolling vertical video apps is completely baffling to me, a guy who lives in constant terror that his phone will make a noise
April 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
GIVE ME BACK MY HOLES!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON WHO LIVED THROUGH MANY ERA'S OF COMPUTER WHEN YOU COULD PLUG MORE AND MORE SHIT INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND THEN SUDDENLY : NOTHING AT ALL!!! A FEATURELESS SILVER CURVE! YOU MUST BEG TO TRANSFER FILES ! YOU MUST BEG TO CONNECT HEADPHONES ON BLUE TOOTH!!! LET ME PLUG MY FUCKING HEAD PHONE'S AND MY USB CABLE'S IN AND LET ME MOVE MY FILE'S NUFF SAID!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "LEG ME PLUG MY PHONE AND COMPUTER INTO OTHER SHIT !! GIVE ME BACK MY TECHNOLOGY HOLE'S " AND SHARE THIS POST IF IM RIGHT (I AM RIGHT) - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
April 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
it's back
a shirt design with a drawing of a frog accompanied by the text "don't want to be human i want to be a frog eat bugs- swim whenever sing 'hello my baby' we live in a factory that produces death and destruction on an industrial scale
March 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
when an american electronic appliance chirps at me: I did not invite you to speak. I despise you. I wish to destroy you

when a japanese appliance chirps at me: You are my little friend. You are my companion in the journey of life
March 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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gb-aint-right.vampirefriday.org
A screenshot from King of the Hill stylized to look like an original Game Boy game. Bobby Hill is shouting "THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!"
March 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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nightelectricity.com
new saddest six word story just dropped
Facebook marketplace listing for "Full Podcasting set up (Hardly used)
March 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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acorviart.bsky.social
cmykrab risoprint. which means it's not actually cmyk. crab deception!

available here: acorviart.bigcartel.com/product/cmyk...
Risoprint of three crabs in pink, aqua, and yellow, with a small black crab in the middle. The text underneath says CMYKrab.
March 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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catbus.phd
King of Shoot the Shit checking in
signs reading kick your ass is wrong i don't want to be right king of shoot the shit no smoking i will crazy no beer no dad youare my love my angle don't treat me like potato
March 4, 2025 at 8:13 AM
emilonwheels.bsky.social
froggy pizza 🐸💚
Two small, frog-shaped pizzas are cooling on a stove top. Both pizzas have a green crust, eyes on the top edge made with dough balls and kalamata olives, and vegetable smiles. The left pizza is densely topped with vegan pepperoni, red peppers, kalamata olives, and grape tomatoes. The right pizza is more sparsely topped with vegan pepperoni, green olives, grape tomatoes, and two mushroom slices for hands.
March 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
emilonwheels.bsky.social
Even cats know gaming greatness when they see it.

@quest64official.bsky.social
A fluffy orange cat sits on an oversized red ottoman in the loaf position. His neck is twisted 180 degrees so he can gaze behind him at the irresistible glow of the Quest 64 title screen on the TV.
February 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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dogballs.info
Trans rights are non negotiable. It’s like a foundational aspect of a better world
February 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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aplante.com
i found it: my only good tweet
“oh my god i see french people calling him Gritté and i’ve never been more pleased to see an accent aigu in my life” accompanied by a quick cartoon of nhl mascot gritty (Gritté) in a beret, holding a baguette and smoking a cigarette. he is very happy.
February 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Everybody be gayer
January 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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quest64official.bsky.social
If you can't be real stupid and loud about your favorite stuff is it even worth existing?
January 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family
January 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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markoraassina.bsky.social
Relationship Goals
January 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM