CREATING A TRACKING NUMBER DOES NOT MEAN THE PACKAGE HAS SHIPPED

up there with this classic:

How is it that an alleged trained health professional needs to stab me 16 times to draw blood when my cat can do it in 1 every time

I’ve exhausted my googling abilities so I’m giving this a try. Does anyone know whether it’s safe to stick a magnet to the side of a tumble dryer? It might sound silly, but it’s the first time I own one and don’t want to ruin it 😅

stop using Optional and Maybe types. you're the boss. you tell the computer what to do. it "maybe" saved the data? no.

I’m so tired and want to lay down so badly, but if I do the acid reflux feels like death 😫

The cat: oh yes my favorite food I love this om nom nom nom

The cat after I buy said food in bulk: you insult me? With this trash?

Me at 12 am: I’m very tired so I’ll go to sleep now, and have a great long night of restorative sleep :)

The two mosquitoes that got in the room: bzz bzz 😈

I did not sleep a lot

What doesn't kill you makes you spend an embarrassing amount of money on impulse purchases online.

Reskeet with your mental state

The other human is allowed to sleep in, btw. Provided that I got up already

One of my cats really hates it when I try to sleep in on weekends 😫 Even if she has food available and the other human is awake, she’s wants me to get up

The internet: Cats go CRAZY for freeze dried chicken, it’s irresistible!!

Both cats: *disgusted looks*

Hello Bluesky! I’ve never been very active in any of my socials before, always lurking, but I want to change that here!