they’ve invented a new method of sleep. it’s called not going to sleep because you’re on your phone. the advantages are it fucking sucks and you’ll be tired always

"does bluesky have drafts" no but we have kindness. we have friendship. we know love. we know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. we know how to hold infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.

the girls are fightiiiing 😍

Every plant I've ever killed has been from overwatering. I simply love too much

there being no AI bots is so peaceful... every post is a human thought. pesticide-free posting. farm to table skeets

who ever invented sweet potato fries was a spiritually sick individual. SPIRITUALLY SICK. just an awful awful side

Everyone on this site has a library card

manolo blahnik was commissioned to design 25 pairs of shoes for the shopping scene in ‘marie antoinette’

Please stop marketing me products for “women on the go” — I’m ready for things for women on the stay. Women on the sit down. Women on the cozy bed with three beverages and strong wifi

consider making yourself or obtaining a grilled cheese sandwich today

all grilled cheeses are equally pleasing before god's sight, they are the angels of small joy

I used to be a real news pervert but I’ve basically only watched the food network this week and it’s going great

bluesky compared to the Bad Place

X: Blocked people can read your tweets

Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting