Emkayo
@emkayo.bsky.social
I’m a very boring lurker, mostly harmless 🤷🏻♀️
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Residents and businesses east of the Green River in the Orillia area in Tukwila, Renton, and Kent are under a GO NOW evacuation notice due to flash flooding. Seek shelter on higher ground at the sites referenced in the images here.
December 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Residents and businesses east of the Green River in the Orillia area in Tukwila, Renton, and Kent are under a GO NOW evacuation notice due to flash flooding. Seek shelter on higher ground at the sites referenced in the images here.
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Skagit River creeps toward Mount Vernon flood wall
Skagit River creeps toward Mount Vernon flood wall
The flood wall in Mount Vernon is expected to be overtopped as the river swells. Authorities have told everyone within the river's 100-year flood plain to evacuate.
www.seattletimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Skagit River creeps toward Mount Vernon flood wall
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Wenatchee River hits ‘major’ flood stage, residents brace for flash floods, slides
Wenatchee River hits ‘major’ flood stage, residents brace for flash floods, slides
The Chelan County sheriff’s office is warning residents of flash floods and the heightened risk of mudslides, especially in burn scar areas from recent wildfires and steep hillsides and canyons.
www.seattletimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Wenatchee River hits ‘major’ flood stage, residents brace for flash floods, slides
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Sumas, Nooksack, Everson evacuated as floods hit Whatcom County
Sumas, Nooksack, Everson evacuated as floods hit Whatcom County
Several small Whatcom County cities near the Canadian border were evacuated as the Nooksack River, fueled by persistent rain, flooded.
www.seattletimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Sumas, Nooksack, Everson evacuated as floods hit Whatcom County
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Snohomish residents watch ‘surreal’ flooding as river rises
Snohomish residents watch ‘surreal’ flooding as river rises
Forecasters projected “catastrophic” flooding across much of Snohomish County as the Snohomish River rose Thursday to its highest water level in 35 years.
www.seattletimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Snohomish residents watch ‘surreal’ flooding as river rises
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A Brief History of the War on Christmas
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November 24, 2024 at 4:10 PM
A Brief History of the War on Christmas
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Tips for New BlueSky Users!
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March 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Tips for New BlueSky Users!
- There's no algorithm
- It's good to repost yourself
- Some people hate it tho
- You can call them skeets
- Some people hate it tho
- Its normal to not get jokes
- You can repost my jokes even if you hate them
- How's the Discover feed work? No one knows
- Block Nazis
- There's no algorithm
- It's good to repost yourself
- Some people hate it tho
- You can call them skeets
- Some people hate it tho
- Its normal to not get jokes
- You can repost my jokes even if you hate them
- How's the Discover feed work? No one knows
- Block Nazis
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Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
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This list was 1487 long this morning
docs.google.com/document/u/1...
Trump's spiritual advisor is number 1313, in prison for raping a 12 year old
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The TDS guy is number 1381
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Republican permissiveness of pedophilia is hard on kids.
docs.google.com/document/u/1...
Trump's spiritual advisor is number 1313, in prison for raping a 12 year old
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The TDS guy is number 1381
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Republican permissiveness of pedophilia is hard on kids.
#RightWingSexualPredators
docs.google.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This list was 1487 long this morning
docs.google.com/document/u/1...
Trump's spiritual advisor is number 1313, in prison for raping a 12 year old
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The TDS guy is number 1381
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Republican permissiveness of pedophilia is hard on kids.
docs.google.com/document/u/1...
Trump's spiritual advisor is number 1313, in prison for raping a 12 year old
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The TDS guy is number 1381
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Republican permissiveness of pedophilia is hard on kids.
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social’s message about Epstein seems prescient now.
If there’s one thing we’re not gonna do it’s stop talking about the Epstein files.
Catch up on everything you missed at #crookedcon2025 at crookedcon.com/program!
Catch up on everything you missed at #crookedcon2025 at crookedcon.com/program!
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social’s message about Epstein seems prescient now.
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Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
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baseball is hell
i love baseball
i love baseball
baseball is hell
i love baseball
i love baseball
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
baseball is hell
i love baseball
i love baseball
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A Eugenio Suárez grand slam makes it 6-2 Mariners
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
A Eugenio Suárez grand slam makes it 6-2 Mariners
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Good morning, it’s another Seattle Mariners ALCS game day. Let’s go!
October 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Good morning, it’s another Seattle Mariners ALCS game day. Let’s go!
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👋HI NEW FRIENDS!! 👾
Are YOU🫵 new to Bluesky? 🦋Need a fast & convenient way to get plugged in with fun accounts??? 🤩
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🥂Reposts appreciated. 🥰
Are YOU🫵 new to Bluesky? 🦋Need a fast & convenient way to get plugged in with fun accounts??? 🤩
This is thee ✨starter pack✨ for you then! 😻 click “follow all” & enjoy!
🥂Reposts appreciated. 🥰
October 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
👋HI NEW FRIENDS!! 👾
Are YOU🫵 new to Bluesky? 🦋Need a fast & convenient way to get plugged in with fun accounts??? 🤩
This is thee ✨starter pack✨ for you then! 😻 click “follow all” & enjoy!
🥂Reposts appreciated. 🥰
Are YOU🫵 new to Bluesky? 🦋Need a fast & convenient way to get plugged in with fun accounts??? 🤩
This is thee ✨starter pack✨ for you then! 😻 click “follow all” & enjoy!
🥂Reposts appreciated. 🥰
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Edgar 1995 🤝 Jorge 2025
The @Mariners are ALCS bound once again!
The @Mariners are ALCS bound once again!
October 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Edgar 1995 🤝 Jorge 2025
The @Mariners are ALCS bound once again!
The @Mariners are ALCS bound once again!
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Someone emailed me about the Trump hat generator I made at The Post back in 2015 or so. It doesn't work there anymore so I patched it up for my personal site. Do with it what you will.
The hat generator returns
Back in, oh, 2015 or 2016, I made a tool that let Washington Post readers create their own versions of Donald Trump's signature baseball hats. After a while and after a change in The Post's content-ma...
www.pbump.net
September 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Someone emailed me about the Trump hat generator I made at The Post back in 2015 or so. It doesn't work there anymore so I patched it up for my personal site. Do with it what you will.
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If you have an extra $10 a month to spare, here's a list of worker-owned cooperative news sites you might want to support:
• 404 Media
• Defector
• The Flytrap
• Flaming Hydra
• The Appeal
• Aftermath
• Racket
• Hell Gate
• The 51st
• The Colorado Sun
• Range Media
• Discourse Blog
• Pop Heist
• 404 Media
• Defector
• The Flytrap
• Flaming Hydra
• The Appeal
• Aftermath
• Racket
• Hell Gate
• The 51st
• The Colorado Sun
• Range Media
• Discourse Blog
• Pop Heist
September 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If you have an extra $10 a month to spare, here's a list of worker-owned cooperative news sites you might want to support:
• 404 Media
• Defector
• The Flytrap
• Flaming Hydra
• The Appeal
• Aftermath
• Racket
• Hell Gate
• The 51st
• The Colorado Sun
• Range Media
• Discourse Blog
• Pop Heist
• 404 Media
• Defector
• The Flytrap
• Flaming Hydra
• The Appeal
• Aftermath
• Racket
• Hell Gate
• The 51st
• The Colorado Sun
• Range Media
• Discourse Blog
• Pop Heist
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Isn't it crazy that the leader of our country is able to get comedians fired for their jokes? Pic unrelated
September 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Isn't it crazy that the leader of our country is able to get comedians fired for their jokes? Pic unrelated