applying to overseas jobs and submitting a resume that simply says GET ME OUT OF HERE

Me irl, responding to any invitation, ever.

nah, he seems pretty normal and not face-melty

there’s going to come a time when people with their backs against the wall will have a choice between an impossible option and violence, and they will choose violence, & politicians will emerge from silence to scold the violence while saying nothing on the choice that forced them to it.

big day today

Praying gets you nowhere.

imagine yourself in a big puffy coat. no, bigger than that. much bigger

the me who packed for this trip I'm on and the me who is currently on this trip are two different people who have never met and have very little in common

yeah i love trending searches in my grocery app. i want to know the meal prep zeitgeist. gimme those current events of shopping carts

you ever take the long way home just so u could listen to more songs

Taking my phone outside for a while

Trump became a GOP star via his birther attack on Obama and as karma he’s now stuck with a co-president who actually was born in Africa.

i feel like there should be a person who's job it is to show up the first day of shooting, sit the director and the cinematographer down in a room and say "whatever you're about to do, it does not need to be that dark."

hellp world