etgsimon
@etgsimon.bsky.social
Just a queer, nonbinary person doing the best they can :)
Gotta love waking up at 4am to your leg cramping 💀💀
December 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Gotta love waking up at 4am to your leg cramping 💀💀
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Bob Cratchit five minutes after the end of A Christmas Carol
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Bob Cratchit five minutes after the end of A Christmas Carol
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jingle bell rock by mean girls
December 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
jingle bell rock by mean girls
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Merry Christmas Eve, to those who celebrate ✌️
a bee wearing a santa hat is carrying a stack of presents
ALT: a bee wearing a santa hat is carrying a stack of presents
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Merry Christmas Eve, to those who celebrate ✌️
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“10 co-conspirators” 🤔#TrumpEpsteinCoverup
@coffeezilla.bsky.social breaks down the Epstein files that HAVE been released and what they tell us, and how they show Todd Blanche is blatantly lying redactions weren’t used to cover for powerful people: youtu.be/R7i9KdVTFR4?...
@coffeezilla.bsky.social breaks down the Epstein files that HAVE been released and what they tell us, and how they show Todd Blanche is blatantly lying redactions weren’t used to cover for powerful people: youtu.be/R7i9KdVTFR4?...
December 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
“10 co-conspirators” 🤔#TrumpEpsteinCoverup
@coffeezilla.bsky.social breaks down the Epstein files that HAVE been released and what they tell us, and how they show Todd Blanche is blatantly lying redactions weren’t used to cover for powerful people: youtu.be/R7i9KdVTFR4?...
@coffeezilla.bsky.social breaks down the Epstein files that HAVE been released and what they tell us, and how they show Todd Blanche is blatantly lying redactions weren’t used to cover for powerful people: youtu.be/R7i9KdVTFR4?...
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CALIFORNIA: “Crops ready to be harvested were abandoned - left to die in a field simply because there wasn’t enough labor… workers are showing up less because of (Trump’s) ICE raids.”
December 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
CALIFORNIA: “Crops ready to be harvested were abandoned - left to die in a field simply because there wasn’t enough labor… workers are showing up less because of (Trump’s) ICE raids.”
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thinking about the cutest cookies my mom ever made 🥹
December 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
thinking about the cutest cookies my mom ever made 🥹
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BSky girlies, do I risk getting sick for a dick appointment? He's had sniffles and a tingling in his throat for the past few days but isn't hasn't gone past that.
I don't want to get sick but I really want to get laid, and he's gonna be at a party I'm going to so he may get me sick regardless
I don't want to get sick but I really want to get laid, and he's gonna be at a party I'm going to so he may get me sick regardless
December 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
BSky girlies, do I risk getting sick for a dick appointment? He's had sniffles and a tingling in his throat for the past few days but isn't hasn't gone past that.
I don't want to get sick but I really want to get laid, and he's gonna be at a party I'm going to so he may get me sick regardless
I don't want to get sick but I really want to get laid, and he's gonna be at a party I'm going to so he may get me sick regardless
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I can *100% assure you* that if this report found that trans people & "wokeness" tanked the Harris campaign, the DNC would release it in a heartbeat
BREAKING: The Democratic National Committee will NOT release its long-awaited autopsy on Trump's 2024 win. The report is completed but Dem leaders decided it could distract from their winning streak, so it will remain secret. Not good.
Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Dem Leaders Decide to Bury Damning Report on Why Trump Won in 2024
The Democratic National Committee has completed its long-awaited analysis on what went wrong in the 2024 campaign. But in a move that will attract intense criticism, it’s keeping the findings secret.
newrepublic.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I can *100% assure you* that if this report found that trans people & "wokeness" tanked the Harris campaign, the DNC would release it in a heartbeat
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I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, cus I'm bluffin with my muffin I'm not lying I'm just stunnin with my love glue gunnin
December 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, cus I'm bluffin with my muffin I'm not lying I'm just stunnin with my love glue gunnin
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Going into 2026, a reminder for everyone who's fallen off the creative wagon, game dev, writing, art, music, whatever, no matter how long:
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Going into 2026, a reminder for everyone who's fallen off the creative wagon, game dev, writing, art, music, whatever, no matter how long:
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We are failing our kids
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We are failing our kids
Love that I feel like I'm gonna have a panic attack just cuz
a woman with a surprised look on her face is asking what was the reason ?
ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face is asking what was the reason ?
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December 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Love that I feel like I'm gonna have a panic attack just cuz
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Paramount Pictures’ Twitter (X) account was reportedly hacked today and their bio was updated:
“Proud arm of the fascist regime”
“Proud arm of the fascist regime”
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Paramount Pictures’ Twitter (X) account was reportedly hacked today and their bio was updated:
“Proud arm of the fascist regime”
“Proud arm of the fascist regime”
December 10, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I took a CBD gummy today (allegedly) and I'm ASTOUNDED by how quiet my brain is.
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I took a CBD gummy today (allegedly) and I'm ASTOUNDED by how quiet my brain is.
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ice spice lyrics:
A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor, “Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor, “Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
ice spice lyrics:
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My former political party is now officially the “participation trophy” party.
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My former political party is now officially the “participation trophy” party.
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everyone making creampie euphemisms about being a stuffed turkey
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
everyone making creampie euphemisms about being a stuffed turkey
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We can all have this.
Go to a shelter.
Go to a shelter.
how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
We can all have this.
Go to a shelter.
Go to a shelter.
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Gurl….because I knew you sis
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Gurl….because I knew you sis