Chomping 🎄
@etienneguidry.bsky.social
English instructor. As the days pass, I increasingly long to observe events on 🌎 from the privacy of a personal orbiter.
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I can't believe I'm posting this video - but we actually have to have a conversation about the real world implications of America going to war over Greenland.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I can't believe I'm posting this video - but we actually have to have a conversation about the real world implications of America going to war over Greenland.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
I love this
January 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I love this
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
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I teach bystander intervention for a living and have taught de-escalation to law enforcement.
Trust me when I say that bottle girls, gas station clerks, strippers, front desk employees at hotels and airports, baristas, etc. have better de-escalation skills than any cop I've ever seen.
Trust me when I say that bottle girls, gas station clerks, strippers, front desk employees at hotels and airports, baristas, etc. have better de-escalation skills than any cop I've ever seen.
January 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I teach bystander intervention for a living and have taught de-escalation to law enforcement.
Trust me when I say that bottle girls, gas station clerks, strippers, front desk employees at hotels and airports, baristas, etc. have better de-escalation skills than any cop I've ever seen.
Trust me when I say that bottle girls, gas station clerks, strippers, front desk employees at hotels and airports, baristas, etc. have better de-escalation skills than any cop I've ever seen.
Wonderful
To stop people mocking Russian logistics donkeys, they decided to show off their advanced delivery robot… Enjoy!
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
January 8, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Wonderful
Lol
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Lol
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They are not.
In 1916 the U.S. entered an agreement w/Denmark in which in exchange for taking control of the islands of St. Croix, St. John, & St. Thomas (then the “Danish West Indies”), the U.S. would pay $25 million & not object to Danish control of Greenland.
history.state.gov/historicaldo...
In 1916 the U.S. entered an agreement w/Denmark in which in exchange for taking control of the islands of St. Croix, St. John, & St. Thomas (then the “Danish West Indies”), the U.S. would pay $25 million & not object to Danish control of Greenland.
history.state.gov/historicaldo...
January 7, 2026 at 3:40 PM
They are not.
In 1916 the U.S. entered an agreement w/Denmark in which in exchange for taking control of the islands of St. Croix, St. John, & St. Thomas (then the “Danish West Indies”), the U.S. would pay $25 million & not object to Danish control of Greenland.
history.state.gov/historicaldo...
In 1916 the U.S. entered an agreement w/Denmark in which in exchange for taking control of the islands of St. Croix, St. John, & St. Thomas (then the “Danish West Indies”), the U.S. would pay $25 million & not object to Danish control of Greenland.
history.state.gov/historicaldo...
Love this
Until our students see reading and writing as joyful invitations to know themselves better they will be seduced by A.I.’s promises of “products.” The commodification of education was always a mistake because it also commodifies and alienates the self.
January 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Love this
Srsly. Wake up and do something, elected mutes! Lookin' at you first if all, @schumer.senate.gov ! No more blah blah, do something,like energetic and effective.
Where the hell are America’s leaders? Too many people with formal authority are intimidated by Trump or sucking up to him. That leaves you and me and everyone else without official power to resist his tyranny. robertreich.substack.com/p/where-the-...
Where the hell are America’s leaders?
Too many people with formal authority are intimidated by Trump or sucking up to him. That leaves you and me and everyone else without official power to resist his tyranny.
robertreich.substack.com
January 7, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Srsly. Wake up and do something, elected mutes! Lookin' at you first if all, @schumer.senate.gov ! No more blah blah, do something,like energetic and effective.
Racist dumbasses gonna racistly dumbass
It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
January 6, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Racist dumbasses gonna racistly dumbass
Yes. They certainly want nothing to do with reading various perspectives, critical thinking, or caring one bit about people's stories and experiences.
For the record, that's all the far right *is*. They want the vibe of unpainted Greco-Roman marble statues, they don't want the centuries of philosophy or its implications. They simply want to steal the valour of the erudite.
For all their talk of Western civilization they seem oblivious or even contemptuous of core Western texts.
January 6, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Yes. They certainly want nothing to do with reading various perspectives, critical thinking, or caring one bit about people's stories and experiences.
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“Bullying works,” “punchable face,” “[X] should have gotten beaten up more as a kid,” all of this stuff is depressingly common and normalizes in our rhetoric the righteousness of dealing violence. It’s bad.
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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Ok, cool, it's a casual/jeans and pearls sort of occupation. And who better to oversee a country we just invaded than the morally compromised, soulless (as shown in every single photograph) Marco Rubio.
A former staffer said that U.S. officials would not be performing a formal occupation like in Iraq. “We’re going to tell them: ‘Hey, this is what you have to do in order for there not to be another strike. That’s what [Trump] sees as running the country.” www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Rubio takes on most challenging role yet: Viceroy of Venezuela
The top U.S. diplomat has pushed for regime change for over a decade. Now the hard part begins.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Ok, cool, it's a casual/jeans and pearls sort of occupation. And who better to oversee a country we just invaded than the morally compromised, soulless (as shown in every single photograph) Marco Rubio.
Yes, that's right
if you’re mentally exhausted it’s bc you’ve been paying attention
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Yes, that's right
Seriously! Stroke our hair and tell us a story!
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Seriously! Stroke our hair and tell us a story!
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
•poor thing•
just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
January 1, 2026 at 9:36 PM
•poor thing•
Open Your Heart by Madonna
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
December 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Open Your Heart by Madonna
I love Bluesky as I seem to be protected/sequestered from certain loved ones who, on other social media platforms, are usually silent until I say something about the govt disappearing immigrants or racism, & then they come roaring into my feed saying I've drunk the kool-aid. Uh, no, I read THE NEWS.
December 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I love Bluesky as I seem to be protected/sequestered from certain loved ones who, on other social media platforms, are usually silent until I say something about the govt disappearing immigrants or racism, & then they come roaring into my feed saying I've drunk the kool-aid. Uh, no, I read THE NEWS.
You could argue that people who are working on mass producing robots deserve this
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You could argue that people who are working on mass producing robots deserve this
Strong opinion: I believe that most people have absolutely no business photographing the food they've made. If it looks like a messy pile of slop, you can keep that pic safe in your phone where it doesn't harm anyone's eles's appetite. It should look *nice* if you want to share it online.
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Strong opinion: I believe that most people have absolutely no business photographing the food they've made. If it looks like a messy pile of slop, you can keep that pic safe in your phone where it doesn't harm anyone's eles's appetite. It should look *nice* if you want to share it online.
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An absolutely harrowing ghost story by @timescarcass.bsky.social befitting the Christmas season.
Medusa - a new original ghost story for Christmas
In the Deserts of the West, still today, there are Tattered Ruins of that Map, inhabited by Animals and Beggars
Jorge Luis Borges, On Exactitude in Science
Everything is ghost.
Iain S...
www.eruditorumpress.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
An absolutely harrowing ghost story by @timescarcass.bsky.social befitting the Christmas season.
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new video up on jd vance youtu.be/zJuikC2nouc?...
J.D. Vance: From Trump Critic to Millennial David Duke
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
new video up on jd vance youtu.be/zJuikC2nouc?...
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The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.