Eugene Hetzel
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Eugene Hetzel
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· Apr 23
What if you just beat the ass of the zombies as the infection starts? Put 'em down. You just saved the world. Welcome to level 2 of 20.
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If anyones says someones brain is cooked or they are, ignore the stupid.
December 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If anyones says someones brain is cooked or they are, ignore the stupid.
Those without conscience will never do or submit to anything that doesnt benefit them. They will attempt anything that benefits them. The SC has said he can do anything, basically. He also controls enforcement. Ergo, the only thing to halt bad action is impeachment. 1/
December 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Those without conscience will never do or submit to anything that doesnt benefit them. They will attempt anything that benefits them. The SC has said he can do anything, basically. He also controls enforcement. Ergo, the only thing to halt bad action is impeachment. 1/
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The tuna fish wizard casts a spell, turning you into a can of tuna fish. Things are better this way. You are much happier. One day, you swell up and explode because it turns out some weird bacteria got inside the can. It's like a million orgasms at once and you are so happy.
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The tuna fish wizard casts a spell, turning you into a can of tuna fish. Things are better this way. You are much happier. One day, you swell up and explode because it turns out some weird bacteria got inside the can. It's like a million orgasms at once and you are so happy.
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I didn't have Hakeem Jeffries praising Trump for pardoning Henry Cuellar as the thing that would absolutely ruin my day, but just...truly...how in the world can people defend Hakeem Jeffries? How morally lost do you have to be to go to bat for someone who will never even pretend to protect you?
December 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I didn't have Hakeem Jeffries praising Trump for pardoning Henry Cuellar as the thing that would absolutely ruin my day, but just...truly...how in the world can people defend Hakeem Jeffries? How morally lost do you have to be to go to bat for someone who will never even pretend to protect you?
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To skeptics, we often ask what Donald Trump would be doing differently if he *were* a Russian asset bent on destroying the country from within; I now posit a similar question: if Dem leadership *were* controlled opposition, what would they be doing differently?
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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"Itll never pass" dipsticks: if you dont file articles of impeachment NOW when the crime/offense is perpetrated, i.e. in a timely reactive fashion, when LATER you DO "have the votes" and try it, it will look like political revenge, not justice. After all, "you didnt say anything at the time".
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"Itll never pass" dipsticks: if you dont file articles of impeachment NOW when the crime/offense is perpetrated, i.e. in a timely reactive fashion, when LATER you DO "have the votes" and try it, it will look like political revenge, not justice. After all, "you didnt say anything at the time".
Politics is easy. People want to believe. Give them the reason to, in word and deed. Make myths, land planes, fight off bullshit. If a politiican doesnt do that, they need to be jettisoned for someone who will. Calls and demands and warnings and...all useless. What did they DO is all that matters.
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Politics is easy. People want to believe. Give them the reason to, in word and deed. Make myths, land planes, fight off bullshit. If a politiican doesnt do that, they need to be jettisoned for someone who will. Calls and demands and warnings and...all useless. What did they DO is all that matters.
I mostly post antiCommunism screedss because its bot and braindead commie bait. Stop sucking on the teat of a failed theory. No, Im totally the "broken brain", not you, the fail who cant get over your failed ideology thats always failed at scale (many such examples) and always will.
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I mostly post antiCommunism screedss because its bot and braindead commie bait. Stop sucking on the teat of a failed theory. No, Im totally the "broken brain", not you, the fail who cant get over your failed ideology thats always failed at scale (many such examples) and always will.
Anyome telling you you have to do something to achieve change and not the people given power is always full of shit. ALWAYS.
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Anyome telling you you have to do something to achieve change and not the people given power is always full of shit. ALWAYS.
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Sunday Taquitos #4: La Pinche Migra
Art by Ivan Ehlers.
Art by Ivan Ehlers.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Sunday Taquitos #4: La Pinche Migra
Art by Ivan Ehlers.
Art by Ivan Ehlers.
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Yttrium plays a critical role in everything from aircraft engines to semiconductors. China controls the vast majority of the market—and that’s not changing any time soon. www.wired.com/story/yttriu...
The Rare Earth Metal Driving Tensions Between the US and China
Yttrium plays a critical role in everything from aircraft engines to semiconductors. China controls the vast majority of the market—and that’s not changing any time soon.
www.wired.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Yttrium plays a critical role in everything from aircraft engines to semiconductors. China controls the vast majority of the market—and that’s not changing any time soon. www.wired.com/story/yttriu...
Its not that they joined the Leopards Eating Faces party, its that they thought they signed up for America Advantage, a la Medicare.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Its not that they joined the Leopards Eating Faces party, its that they thought they signed up for America Advantage, a la Medicare.
Banning thinking machines, Dune-style, is becoming more appealing, aa what is AI but a thinking machine?
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Banning thinking machines, Dune-style, is becoming more appealing, aa what is AI but a thinking machine?
Boba tea? Nah. Boba Fett tea? I'm not in the mood of Italian fusion cuisine.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Boba tea? Nah. Boba Fett tea? I'm not in the mood of Italian fusion cuisine.
I dont think of anything in my life or other's lives as a "treat". I do treat myself from time to time, but I don't refer to things as treats because I am not an asshole, nor am I A DOG.
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I dont think of anything in my life or other's lives as a "treat". I do treat myself from time to time, but I don't refer to things as treats because I am not an asshole, nor am I A DOG.
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
Who among us is not guilty of a thotcrime, at least once in our lives? Thots be thots, and we got needs.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Who among us is not guilty of a thotcrime, at least once in our lives? Thots be thots, and we got needs.
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You list some stupid graphic listing all the crimes some did, and I ask simply why none of your heroes have done something about it. Here comes the excuses. Here comes your admission of uselessness.
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 AM
You list some stupid graphic listing all the crimes some did, and I ask simply why none of your heroes have done something about it. Here comes the excuses. Here comes your admission of uselessness.
Any time an official calls on someone else to do something, what they are saying is they are unwilling to do anything as they know such a call is fruitless. Its an admission of abject failure.
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Any time an official calls on someone else to do something, what they are saying is they are unwilling to do anything as they know such a call is fruitless. Its an admission of abject failure.
Little black book? More like big old heavily redacted book, amirite?
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Little black book? More like big old heavily redacted book, amirite?
So I guess by the transative properity, Monica unwittingly kissed Donny.
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
So I guess by the transative properity, Monica unwittingly kissed Donny.
Eion Higgins, btw. He was a good writer. Had a few problematic takes but thats fine. But heaven forbid anyone oppose one, and heaven forbid anyone critiize the bad takes from anons that piled on. Im not rude to bad takes, but I do oppose them. I am rude to the malacious. He is not that, just soft.
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Eion Higgins, btw. He was a good writer. Had a few problematic takes but thats fine. But heaven forbid anyone oppose one, and heaven forbid anyone critiize the bad takes from anons that piled on. Im not rude to bad takes, but I do oppose them. I am rude to the malacious. He is not that, just soft.