Excalibur493
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Until I find a way around age verification: adíos amigos. https://youtu.be/qK_LjibUQlw?si=ozwgTBJ83qCogkiG
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Excalibur493
@excalibur493.bsky.social
· Dec 25
Limited Run Games: THIS IS VERY SPECIFICALLY MADE FOR ARZETTE. Just because it CAN work on other games doesn't mean you should-
Me: haha, castle crashers
Me: haha, castle crashers
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having too much fun with this
December 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
having too much fun with this
Is Discord an unreliable place for information? Yes.
But the trivia of Jhonen Vasquez wanting to put Zim in Alien Hominid Invasion would probably be lost to time if I didn't use it and screencap cool shit.
But the trivia of Jhonen Vasquez wanting to put Zim in Alien Hominid Invasion would probably be lost to time if I didn't use it and screencap cool shit.
a cartoon character with pink eyes is on a checkerboard floor
Alt: My disappointment of Zim being cucked out of a game
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Is Discord an unreliable place for information? Yes.
But the trivia of Jhonen Vasquez wanting to put Zim in Alien Hominid Invasion would probably be lost to time if I didn't use it and screencap cool shit.
But the trivia of Jhonen Vasquez wanting to put Zim in Alien Hominid Invasion would probably be lost to time if I didn't use it and screencap cool shit.
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Maybe I’m exaggerating but I feel like the current culture of entertainment being made for shareholders who are unwilling to take any “risks” has made it so a lot of series are unwilling to commit to characters dying. It sucks to have impactful death scenes undone because “the line must go up”.
December 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Maybe I’m exaggerating but I feel like the current culture of entertainment being made for shareholders who are unwilling to take any “risks” has made it so a lot of series are unwilling to commit to characters dying. It sucks to have impactful death scenes undone because “the line must go up”.
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After you watch the cutscene of Ralsei trying to help Gerson reach the green book, Ralsei will gain the unique title of "Stool Boy", but only for this room. The title remains even if you backtrack.
#Deltarune #DeltaruneChapter4 #Ralsei
#Deltarune #DeltaruneChapter4 #Ralsei
December 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
After you watch the cutscene of Ralsei trying to help Gerson reach the green book, Ralsei will gain the unique title of "Stool Boy", but only for this room. The title remains even if you backtrack.
#Deltarune #DeltaruneChapter4 #Ralsei
#Deltarune #DeltaruneChapter4 #Ralsei
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December holiday
this is such a funny email to send millions of people several times per week
December 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
December holiday
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you can do so much insane bullshit to cheese totk shrines that botw cheese feels so quaint
December 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
you can do so much insane bullshit to cheese totk shrines that botw cheese feels so quaint
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I'm this guy
December 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I'm this guy
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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Watching my wife play Legends ZA when:
> Weird salesman in a dumpster alley
> Sells you sketchy programs
> Has receding hairline and slicked back hair
> In a game series where Toby Fox contributed music
I can’t even tell if this is unintentional anymore.
> Weird salesman in a dumpster alley
> Sells you sketchy programs
> Has receding hairline and slicked back hair
> In a game series where Toby Fox contributed music
I can’t even tell if this is unintentional anymore.
December 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Watching my wife play Legends ZA when:
> Weird salesman in a dumpster alley
> Sells you sketchy programs
> Has receding hairline and slicked back hair
> In a game series where Toby Fox contributed music
I can’t even tell if this is unintentional anymore.
> Weird salesman in a dumpster alley
> Sells you sketchy programs
> Has receding hairline and slicked back hair
> In a game series where Toby Fox contributed music
I can’t even tell if this is unintentional anymore.
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What Nintendo thought of it's own customers. And this, too.
December 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
What Nintendo thought of it's own customers. And this, too.
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It’s like Disney hostile bribed PEGI to rate their game like for the excuse of “Even if it’s gambling, it’s got Disney on there so it’s ok”
December 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It’s like Disney hostile bribed PEGI to rate their game like for the excuse of “Even if it’s gambling, it’s got Disney on there so it’s ok”
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They gave Balatro an 18+ only rating because it had poker cards in it.
Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.
Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.
Just had to check
December 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
They gave Balatro an 18+ only rating because it had poker cards in it.
Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.
Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.
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it's fine i just didn't expect the Atari CEO to have a 3DS game as their top game of 2025
Wade Rosen (CEO) described his top 2025 game, Pushmo for the 3DS, as a, "Beautiful non-dopamine loop gameplay that is just pure joy. The world needs more games like this."
December 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
it's fine i just didn't expect the Atari CEO to have a 3DS game as their top game of 2025
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trying to make one of those toddler alphabet books like "A is for apple" but with all of the most obnoxiously long genus names I can possibly find, spread as evenly as I can between plants, animals, fungi, and other thingies. K is for Kimmeridgebrachypteraeschnidium
December 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
trying to make one of those toddler alphabet books like "A is for apple" but with all of the most obnoxiously long genus names I can possibly find, spread as evenly as I can between plants, animals, fungi, and other thingies. K is for Kimmeridgebrachypteraeschnidium
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The smile in the S-Rank Room's vending machine actually costs one point to purchase, despite it claiming to be free. It will still smile even if you have zero points.
#Deltarune #DeltaruneChapter3
#Deltarune #DeltaruneChapter3
December 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The smile in the S-Rank Room's vending machine actually costs one point to purchase, despite it claiming to be free. It will still smile even if you have zero points.
#Deltarune #DeltaruneChapter3
#Deltarune #DeltaruneChapter3
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Microsoft century of humiliation
Halo decade and a half of humiliation
Halo decade and a half of humiliation
How can they make HALO worse? How can the wreck it harder?
Guess.
Guess.
Halo Studios Goes All In on Gen AI, Making It a Core Pillar for Future Halo Game Development
Halo Studios is doubling down on Gen AI usage and making it a core pillar for future Halo titles by hiring experts related to the field.
tech4gamers.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Microsoft century of humiliation
Halo decade and a half of humiliation
Halo decade and a half of humiliation
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Being a Halo fan is fascinating. You truly believe EVERY time it can’t possibly get worse than this and somehow they outdo themselves every time
December 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Being a Halo fan is fascinating. You truly believe EVERY time it can’t possibly get worse than this and somehow they outdo themselves every time
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this feature is so fucking stupid its main purpose is to just let you click words to search them up (...on YouTube, not the web) and it just turns every comment into Super Mario Galaxy dialog lmao
December 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
this feature is so fucking stupid its main purpose is to just let you click words to search them up (...on YouTube, not the web) and it just turns every comment into Super Mario Galaxy dialog lmao
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Loving how the robot also stoops to help this guy find his balls.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Loving how the robot also stoops to help this guy find his balls.
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"They found the coats on Thursday morning.
Fifteen winter coats. Good ones, not garbage. Hanging on the chain-link fence outside Lincoln Elementary.No note. No explanation. Just coats zipped up like ghosts waiting for bodies.
Principal Morris freaked out. Called the police. "Could be stolen"
Fifteen winter coats. Good ones, not garbage. Hanging on the chain-link fence outside Lincoln Elementary.No note. No explanation. Just coats zipped up like ghosts waiting for bodies.
Principal Morris freaked out. Called the police. "Could be stolen"
December 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"They found the coats on Thursday morning.
Fifteen winter coats. Good ones, not garbage. Hanging on the chain-link fence outside Lincoln Elementary.No note. No explanation. Just coats zipped up like ghosts waiting for bodies.
Principal Morris freaked out. Called the police. "Could be stolen"
Fifteen winter coats. Good ones, not garbage. Hanging on the chain-link fence outside Lincoln Elementary.No note. No explanation. Just coats zipped up like ghosts waiting for bodies.
Principal Morris freaked out. Called the police. "Could be stolen"
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on Fourth Street. When they cleaned out his place, they found Thrift store receipts. Hundreds of them. He'd been buying every decent winter coat he could find, spending his entire disability check, and hanging them up at night.
His nephew found a journal entry, "Lost my son to exposure in 2004.
His nephew found a journal entry, "Lost my son to exposure in 2004.
December 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
on Fourth Street. When they cleaned out his place, they found Thrift store receipts. Hundreds of them. He'd been buying every decent winter coat he could find, spending his entire disability check, and hanging them up at night.
His nephew found a journal entry, "Lost my son to exposure in 2004.
His nephew found a journal entry, "Lost my son to exposure in 2004.