PJ
exile-pj.bsky.social
PJ
@exile-pj.bsky.social
I walk the countryside discovering scarecrows and interdimensional portals @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
I am a terrifying murderbot.
December 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Give it a fucking rest mate, I’m on nights.
December 15, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I'm joining my Twitter pal @timburgess.bsky.social to play a set in his diner at Kendal Calling. ❤️ Kendal. www.kendalcalling.co.uk
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Everyone who shares this or buys this book is helping me say "Fuck you, Satan" to Unbound.
FINAL book giveaway of the year.

To enter: reply below & repost this extract.

Up for grabs:

THREE signed Villager paperbacks with free art (bookmarks & postcards) by my parents.

Enter if you enjoy
Folklore
Nature
Rivers
Hills
Social history
Lost art
Ghost
Tangled psychedelic narratives
Silliness
December 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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I've removed the paywall permanently from this piece, which is a chapter from my novel Villager, told entirely in the form of an online village message board. If you like it, you'll probably like the book. If you don't, you won't...
www.tom-cox.com/the-village-...
The Village Message Board
Its authenticity was discredited because of his reputation, but also because he was quick with gin at the time and wearing an item of knitwear back to front.
www.tom-cox.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Happy World Pasta Day to all those who celebrate.
October 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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To celebrate the rerelease of my short story collection Help The Witch via @swiftpress.bsky.social I’m giving away TWO signed copies each with a beautiful original linoprints by my mum, from the book (now v rare & worth £40).

To enter you just need to repost this and pop a reply below.
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Artist: a_j_green https://b3ta.com/board/11422145
From the 'More Educational Posters for Hospitals' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/moreeducationalpostersforhospitals/popular/ #MoreEducationalPostersForHospitals
October 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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do it. fuck off
October 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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I got hit with a rhythm stick at the office last week so I’ve hired a workplace Ian Dury lawyer.
September 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Been far too long since I've enjoyed one of these. Forgotten how fekking tasty it is. Cheers for the scampi fries! @donzokobeer.bsky.social
December 20, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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Happy 99th birthday to Dick Van Dyke, inventor of the DVD player.
December 13, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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Word of the morning is ‘williwaw’ (19th century): a sudden violent squall or a toppling gust of wind.

Goes well with ‘thunderplump’: a sudden downpour that soaks you to the skin in seconds.
December 7, 2024 at 11:34 AM
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Banter is like sex. It is a two way process based on mutual respect and understanding. If you're doing it on your own, what you are is a wanker
December 7, 2024 at 9:17 AM
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I’m feeling Christmasy so I’ll give away one of my 2025 calendars here and another over on Twitter.

To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner 1pm, Sunday 8th Dec

Do visit www.infinitebacon.com and support independent artists.

Good luck!
December 6, 2024 at 11:24 AM