Fade Resistant
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2026: the year it happens
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
2026: the year it happens
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You will be missed, Roberta.
December 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
You will be missed, Roberta.
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Does “unc” mean “uncle” or “uncool”
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Does “unc” mean “uncle” or “uncool”
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The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Half man... half another man
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Half man... half another man
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Tastes like a true crime podcast
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Tastes like a true crime podcast
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[being raptored] this doesn't seem right
September 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
[being raptored] this doesn't seem right
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Happy birthday, Stephen King!
September 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Happy birthday, Stephen King!
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All hail the best patent drawing ever
September 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
All hail the best patent drawing ever
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can’t wait to see my guy Fighting Ura in the dohyō again, a little treat is needed !!!
I’m going to move on to preparing this to become mostly a sumo account for the next two weeks since the basho is about to start and honestly I really, like everyone am justifiably stressed about the overall temperature of everything & I want to mostly be a joy to engage with online, not a drag.
September 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
can’t wait to see my guy Fighting Ura in the dohyō again, a little treat is needed !!!
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if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you
September 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you
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replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
August 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
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August 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Pants Playing Cards are ready to preorder! 52 card deck (+ 4 jokers) all with fresh art
theartofpants.com
theartofpants.com
August 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Pants Playing Cards are ready to preorder! 52 card deck (+ 4 jokers) all with fresh art
theartofpants.com
theartofpants.com
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"Bluesky is dying"
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"Bluesky is dying"
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
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(guy on physical therapy table next to me): "What are you in for?"
Me (wanting to sound tough): murder
Me (wanting to sound tough): murder
July 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
(guy on physical therapy table next to me): "What are you in for?"
Me (wanting to sound tough): murder
Me (wanting to sound tough): murder
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Tigers are solitary animals, they love huge personal space. Lions are clingy and social animals.
July 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Tigers are solitary animals, they love huge personal space. Lions are clingy and social animals.
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DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
LET’S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL
METRICS TO GAUGE
SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON’T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
LET’S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL
METRICS TO GAUGE
SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON’T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
July 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
LET’S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL
METRICS TO GAUGE
SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON’T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
LET’S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL
METRICS TO GAUGE
SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON’T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
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Went to the beach again, 0/5 stars, still a moron’s idea of fun
July 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Went to the beach again, 0/5 stars, still a moron’s idea of fun